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Chrystal-J Scheming for Jesus

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What's wrong with "Joe Average" names? Why does it always have to be some crazy unpronounceable name with some odd connotation? I read somewhere that someone named their child "Female" (pronounces FEE MONLY.) What's wrong with Betty?

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anniebgood Elitist about Toilets

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Her first baby was Clint, so now they've got Clay. If they have a girl with it be Chloe?

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Jessica Hits the Pearls with Plumbing Line

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What's wrong with "Joe Average" names? Why does it always have to be some crazy unpronounceable name with some odd connotation? I read somewhere that someone named their child "Female" (pronounces FEE MONLY.) What's wrong with Betty?

Nothing. But Clay Mason? It sounds like "Claymation". You don't have to pick some crazy-ass name to find something better than "Clay".

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Chrystal-J Scheming for Jesus

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Oh...I thought his name really was Claymation. lol Clay Mason isn't too bad. It's better than Liberty Bell (or what-ever name that was I read about the other day).

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Chrystal-J Scheming for Jesus

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Urban legend.

Maybe--but, I actually knew someone who named their kids after brands of liquor. So, I wouldn't be surprised at anything anymore.

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Lainey World's Most Inept Missionary

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Nothing. But Clay Mason? It sounds like "Claymation". You don't have to pick some crazy-ass name to find something better than "Clay".

My cousin's named Clay. :snooty:

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Nothing2CHere Bachelor until the Rapture

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Oh...I thought his name really was Claymation. lol Clay Mason isn't too bad. It's better than Liberty Bell (or what-ever name that was I read about the other day).

That's what I named my car, Liberty Belle. Libby for short :lol:

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helloemi God Took Me Off the Sex Offender Registry

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Urban legend.

Oh no no no.... I believe it.

I have met a "Junexii" (pronounced June 13th, born on June 13th of course) and an "Orangejello" (Pronounced Or-ange-Ello) not to mention "Vaseline" (pronounced Vaza-Lynne).

Man...Tampa needs a mandatory class on baby naming.

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formergothardite Preforms Rocket Surgery

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I forgot she was pregnant. How old is clint? They must be going with all c names because isn't her huband's name start with a c? And their dog too?

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TMS Cabbage Patch Dolls Are My Birth Control

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Clay's not bad, I kinda like it. Clay Mason, OTOH, well they could have chosen a better name to go with Clay.

As for weird baby names, I believe every one of those. My best friend is an RN in the neonatal unit of a big community hospital, and you wouldn't believe some of the names these babies get. Usually from poor, uneducated mothers. One wanted to name her baby Gonorrhea, because she had overheard the word in the hospital and thought it was a pretty name. Luckily, the nurses explained to her what gonorrhea was and the mother decided on something else. Another named her baby Theone. Pronounced, "The One," because, as the mother said, her baby was "The One."

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simplysweet Children Stacked Like Cordwood

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Which Courtney? Link please? "I thought the she works with her hands in delight" got pregnant again; it has been over a year since the last one........plus she has been awfully quiet.

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emmyfair Passed the "Good Person" Test

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I went to school with a guy named Richard Head. Boy, did his parents ever drop the ball.

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Jessica Hits the Pearls with Plumbing Line

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sweetteaandbuttermilk.blogspot.com

Her husband is on Twitter and his username is chrisorogers. I cannot believe he is my age. That really freaks me out. I thought he was closer to 30. I'm 23 by the way.

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Mommy22alyns A Mild Sinful Past

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My husband had a student once named Mike Hunt.

Staff tried to refer to him as Michael as much as possible.

I actually had to think about that one for a sec.

I knew a Ben Gay.

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