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Sleater Kinney - Combat Rock

REAL: Oh gentlemen start your engines

MISHEARD: Oh gentlemen dye your hairs blue

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Dead Kennedys - Holiday in Cambodia

REAL: Your five grand stereo

MISHEARD: Your boyfriend's stereo

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Taylor Swift-Blank Space

Misheard: Got a list of/All the lonely Starbucks lovers

Misheard 2: Just ask all my ex-lovers

Real: Got a long list of ex-lovers

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Taylor Swift-Blank Space

Misheard: Got a list of/All the lonely Starbucks lovers

Misheard 2: Just ask all my ex-lovers

Real: Got a long list of ex-lovers

I misheard that song as "Come along, we're star crossed lovers."

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John Lennon:

Nobody told me there'd be days like these

Nobody told me they could eat black peas

(my friend in high school honestly thought these were the real lyrics)

some comedian in the early 1990's came up with this one, but I still remember every time I hear it--

Steve Miller Band:

Big old jet airliner

Bingo Jed had a light on

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The Beatles: Paperback Writer

Lyric: Paperback Writer (repeatedly)

My Sister: Pay for that Chrysler

The Count Bishops (Can't remember the name of the song)

Lyric: I'm not tellin' no lies for you

My Friend: I'm not saying your mouse won't eat (Seriously. I have no idea how he came up with this but he was totally convinced)

Manic Street Preachers: Removables

Lyric: A bronzed moth dies easily

My daughter: I bronze my thighs easily

Fischerspooner: Happy

Lyric: A fickle beast who's nice today

Me: The pickled beets taste nice today

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Falco: Amadeus

Amateurs, amateurs, rock me amateurs

Or: I'm a douche, I'm a douche, rock me, I'm a douche

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Sorry I haz to embed it : ) One of my faves...

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This is classic. It messes with your mind, too. And, good for a laugh or two.

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Van Halen - Panama

Real lyric, "Panama!"

Heard, "Animal!"

It's the title of the song, I really have no excuse.

someone once tried to tell me it was "Pantomime."

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Someone made a video about misheard lyrics associated with Wreath of Barbs by Wumpscut (this is the Neuroticfish remix)

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Como Te Extrano, Leo Dan

"Ay amor divino,

Pronto tienes que volver"

But my mother heard:

"Ay amor de vino,

Pronto tienes que volver"

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The Proclaimers - I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)

Heard: I would walk 500 miles, and I would walk 500 more, to be the man who walked 5,000 miles...

Correct: (the last part) I would walk 1,000 miles

How I never caught that 500 + 500 =/= 5,000 is beyond me!

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Dead Kennedys - Holiday in Cambodia

REAL: Your five grand stereo

MISHEARD: Your boyfriend's stereo

From the same song:

REAL: Back east your type don't crawl

MISHEARD: Back east your title car

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Manics: (Heard:) You stole the sun from my arse!

(Actual: heart, not arse....)

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White Stripes - Blue Orchid

REAL: You took a white orchid

MISHEARD: You took over my heart kid

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Green Day - Sweet Children

REAL: Sweet young boy plays with her brain

MISHEARD: She's got a boyfriend for everything

And I can't find any official confirmation as to whether the chorus actually says "Sweet children remember when" or "Sweet children will never win" - a google search brings up both!

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