Blessa wedding predictions! Go!

[eh02]

Do we know how big it is? Smaller than Jill's for sure, right? I looked at the church site, which has setup details, and it only lists about 200 chairs. Promising sign!

 

I say:

 

- Real food, or at least not all desserts and pickles

- No tears. From anyone. Maybe Jinger.

- Jessa rolls her eyes a minimum of 5 times, a minimum of 2 times each directed at Jim Bob and Ben

- No family planning mentioned in the vows again

- Minimum of 2 stupid things Ben tries to do to be funny that fall flat

- Minimum of 2 times Michelle tries to hide her relief that her least favorite and least useful daughter is someone else's problem now and made it this far without getting knocked up

 

Will Jill still be a bridesmaid?

 

Will Josiah appear?

 

Will we get any indication at all that Michelle gives two shits about what is happening, or will she eat mood stabilizers for breakfast again and just stare at people blank eyed while Jim Bob turns into a wreck?

 

Can't pretend I'm not getting a bit excited

[fabkiwi06]

I think Jinger will be teary. They seem close.

Bin will some ridiculous long winded toast about love and God and praise Jesus he's marrying a hottie now let's have a bunch of babies!

JimBob will still weep, but it will be more for the amount of money he will have to spend on training up Bin to be a halfwit. He will spend the rest of the time trolling the guests for the next round of suitors. Look alive JD and Jana!

Kynzie will steal the show again by "misbehaving" in the front and generally being adorable.

Jana will cut the next person who suggests she can modify their bridesmaid dresses.

In all seriousness, I hope it's a beautiful wedding for Jessa and Ben. Every couple deserves to feel special and loved by their friends and family... even if it's a horrible idea.

[Quiverfullofit]

I'm also doubting any of the older sisters will cry like they did at Jills, but it was also said that Jordyn was upset about Jessa leaving so there might be a few littles crying.

-I predict Jill will try to show off the bump a bit, whether she is a bridesmaid or not.

-Ben will keep going on about how beautiful and stunning and wow Jessa is

-JB will be sad but won't focus on Jessa particularly, just that his daughters are getting older and leaving

-More TH about babies, of course

I hope Jessa looks beautiful and has a modest but stunning dress. And has a more personal wedding. I also hope the kids get to enjoy themselves instead of having to help serve food unlike at Jill's.

[singsingsing]

When Jim Bob says 'you may kiss the bride' Josh will drag Anna into the aisle and proceed to grope her and suck her face off, because he has to top his shit show at Jill's wedding.

[bluehydrangea]

1. Ben's dad will have some weird part in the ceremony. Or give a weird speech at the rehearsal dinner.

2. Her dress will be more unique than Jill's with some kind of interesting detail.

3. Jim Bob will be less emotional than at Jill's wedding.

4. There will be lots of talk of sex in the TH. Primarily from Ben and Jessa.

[ILoveJellybeans]

What I predict will happen:

Jimbob takes Jessa to her new home. It is Ben's shed, but they managed to squash in a double bed. Jimbob jokes about it. Jessa looks angry. Then she gets madder when she realises that her parents are more interested in political campaigning and Jill's pregnancy than her. She gets less gifts than Jill, and everyone wants to talk to Jill and tell her congratulations on being pregnant. Michelle talks about Jessa's childhood, mainly that she was an awful brat who they barely like, and was not as good as Jill (seriously, is there anyone who has ever described anything about Jessa's childhood that does not make her seem bratty.....or anything in general that is positive?). Michelle and Jimbob are caught having sex on a pew at church just hours before the wedding, while everyone else is preparing for the wedding. Josh and JD trash the car. Jimbob makes disgusting jokes about Jessa and Ben's virginity and how much fun they are going to have humping tonight. This is finally what makes Jessa snap and she starts beating him with her bouquet of flowers while screaming that she hates everyone.

They run out of the church to go fuck as fast as possible. Both are dissatisfied. They divorce less than a year later.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

In reality, it will probably just be the same as Jill's but not as good.

[JHeathen]

I say...

* Hot dogs & pizza & cupcakes

* Everyone wearing the same clothing as in Jill's wedding, including JChelle. (that dress, gag!) Or maybe with different tie colors since it's fall...red?

* Jessa will wear shoes to her wedding

* A simpler, less bling-y wedding dress

* Ben in a white suit

* Many fewer attendees than Jill's wedding, maybe even a smaller church or in the yard

* No running down the aisle

* No "first look" thing

* Much time will be devoted to telling everyone how much JILL'S dress had to be altered to fit hr pregnancy. And just talking about Jill's pregnancy in general.

[VelociRapture]

My predictions -

1. Jessa will wear shoes. Her dress will be more poofy than Jill's was. She will look stunning.

2. No one will be as emotional as they were at Jill's. Some of her buddies will be emotional, Jinger may be as well, and Boob may cry a bit.

3. There will be ice cream sundaes. Someone will think it's a good idea to scoop them into bowls the day before. The ice cream will melt, freeze again, and someone will freak out because they look gross - so they wind up rescooping all that ice cream before the reception.

4. There will be no "real" food served - only snack items.

5. There will be at least one picture of Jill or Derick or both cradling her bump. I will find it adorable and other people will gag.

6. There won't be a first look or anything that seriously bucks tradition.

7. Finally, I think they will include the part about procreating in the wedding service.

[floridiot]

I think Jinger will be teary. They seem close.

Bin will some ridiculous long winded toast about love and God and praise Jesus he's marrying a hottie now let's have a bunch of babies SEX!

JimBob will still weep, but it will be more for the amount of money he will have to spend on training up Bin to be a halfwit. He will spend the rest of the time trolling the guests for the next round of suitors. Look alive JD and Jana!

Kynzie will steal the show again by "misbehaving" in the front and generally being adorable.

Jana will cut the next person who suggests she can modify their bridesmaid dresses.

In all seriousness, I hope it's a beautiful wedding for Jessa and Ben. Every couple deserves to feel special and loved by their friends and family... even if it's a horrible idea.

[Mythicwings]

Jinger will be maid of honor and in charge of the tone of the wedding, and it will be FUN and AWESOME.

Jessa will not like her dress, no matter what it is like, because she suddenly realizes she is sick of dresses. She'll go in a tuxedo.

JB will make hugely inappropriate sex jokes to Jessa, but not in the "oh you guys are going to love sex" way, but in the elbow-in-the-side "am I right?" way leaving Jessa trying desperately to hide behind BIL Derick, regretting ever being JB's joke sidekick.

Jill will have new sonogram pictures which will be shown as a special rehearsal dinner event since Jessa said no to them being shown at the reception, but Ben's dad will be like "Oh let's show them at the rehearsal!!! We're paying for it after all!"and will procede to give a lecture on "Hitler's Doppelgangers".

No flower girls - Ben will sprinkle rose petals down the aisle ahead of Jessa

Jessa will look bored while inwardly imagining her new life in 5, 4, 3, 2, ...

JB will say, "You may now kiss the bride ... in bed - whoops did I say that?"

Fried pickles

oh no wait, that was for Honey Boo Boo's wedding in the future to her mother's boyfriend's other son that wasn't scooped up by Pumpkin.

Speaking of pumpkin - Fall-themed cake, very good coffee with amazing desserts ala Jinger

Bridesmaids in colors of Fall

Jinger will cry, but only Jinger

JB will be found standing alone telling sick sex jokes to himself with a now invisible Jessa.

[fabkiwi06]

If there is any justice in the world, Jessa will walk down the aisle... get to Ben... and keep walking.

[DGayle]

I think the kiss will be sloppy and painfully awkward to watch.

[Mythicwings]

Jinger will have a special bridal shower for Jessa with a photographic journey that ends with a really cute engagement pic of Jessa and Ben kissing under an apple tree Ben in a bed of rose buds and Jessa looking awkward but Ben makes her toes curl, just why can't we be alone now?

[Quiverfullofit]

Are they really reusing Jill's bridesmaid dresses? If they did wouldn't they need to use the exact same bridesmaids as Jill used? And with Jill's bump would they need to buy another dress for Jana to make?

Since it's a fall wedding I'd hope the dresses would be darker, like maybe a nice orange, maybe mustand cardigans and boots? Similar to her engagement photos. Jessa just seems stylish and independent, I can't imagine why she would just use her sister's decorations/dresses

[SassyPants]

Are they really reusing Jill's bridesmaid dresses? If they did wouldn't they need to use the exact same bridesmaids as Jill used? And with Jill's bump would they need to buy another dress for Jana to make?

Since it's a fall wedding I'd hope the dresses would be darker, like maybe a nice orange, maybe mustand cardigans and boots? Similar to her engagement photos. Jessa just seems stylish and independent, I can't imagine why she would just use her sister's decorations/dresses

Because she does not give a flying fufig.

[Kira]

They aren't reusing Jill's bridesmaids dresses and I don't think she is going reuse all of Jill's decorations. Jessa's wedding colors are navy blue, gray and coral.

[SassyPants]

Ice cream sundaes- more sticky messes.

[Mythicwings]

They aren't reusing Jill's bridesmaids dresses and I don't think she is going reuse all of Jill's decorations. Jessa's wedding colors are navy blue, gray and coral.

well that's not Fall at all :(

Gray does seem to be an IN color. My niece used it a lot.

[nst]

Do we know how big it is? Smaller than Jill's for sure, right? I looked at the church site, which has setup details, and it only lists about 200 chairs. Promising sign!

I say:

- Real food, or at least not all desserts and pickles

- No tears. From anyone. Maybe Jinger.

- Jessa rolls her eyes a minimum of 5 times, a minimum of 2 times each directed at Jim Bob and Ben

- No family planning mentioned in the vows again

- Minimum of 2 stupid things Ben tries to do to be funny that fall flat

- Minimum of 2 times Michelle tries to hide her relief that her least favorite and least useful daughter is someone else's problem now and made it this far without getting knocked up

Will Jill still be a bridesmaid?

Will Josiah appear?

Will we get any indication at all that Michelle gives two shits about what is happening, or will she eat mood stabilizers for breakfast again and just stare at people blank eyed while Jim Bob turns into a wreck?

Can't pretend I'm not getting a bit excited :D

Ben crying sometime during the ceremony

they might do a jill and derick and hang out before the wedding and do a first see :D

She will shave him

Jessa nervous but excited - possibly smiling a lot

Jill still in the wedding

Jim Bob not crying as much

Josiah will appear

I doubt they will run as fast as Jill and Derick

I think that he will hold her face during the kiss :D

I think they both will front hug and and kiss a lot duirng the reception

I except to see a boner from Ben :D

I am so excited I can't think straight

[kimberm]

Mullet will wear the same dress and mention in her TH something about the season of life. JBoob may shed a tear or two but this isn't Jilly muffin so not too many.

Jana will have dark circles under her eyes after working for 3 days straight to finish dresses and ties. Being on the hate bus tour with joshie took away from her seamstress duties and no one else stepped into help

Speaking of josh he will make a grand entrance the moment before the wedding and wage a silent battle for attention with jill. The reception will be split between josh promoting his political idiots and jill flashing ultrasound pics of baby dilly

Jessa will walk in looking somewhat emotionless but smiling. She will reprimand Bin at least twice during the ceremony. And roll her eyes several times

Poor Ben coping with months of pent up sexual tension will blow his wad when JB tells him he may kiss the bride. In an effort to save fundy face JB will grab a nearby bottled water and "pretend" to dump it on Bens crotch. On his TH he will blame nerves on his "stumble"

The Seewald blog will post an entry on Monday down playing the "alter accident" and then Mike will shift the blame to a man that controls his adult children and makes potential suitors jump through hoops

Guinn will look stunning

[SassyPants]

I hope MD gets a new dress.

[nst]

Jill's baby will move for the first time during the vows - and Jill will stand up and yell

Hallelujah

[nst]

I hope MD gets a new dress.

shall we have a bet :D

[SassyPants]

shall we have a bet :D

What size do you think she is, maybe I can send her one?

[nst]

What size do you think she is, maybe I can send her one?

size 18