Jump to content
IGNORED

It's the Official Duggar Wedding Drinking Game!


Rainytown

Recommended Posts

The last time I tried to compose a drinking game for my friends at FJ, I went a little overboard. (Alcohol poisoning in the first ten minutes of the episode...) It's two hours of fun for all tonight as we watch Jilly Dilly tie the knot with her one true love (who impregnated her at the speed of light, but that's another drinking game...) so we'll pace ourselves.

 

One sip

 

Every mention of "chaperones"

 

Every mention of Jill's "very first kiss"

 

Every mention of "purity"

 

Every mention of "courtship"

 

"Season of life"

 

Jim Boob fights to hold back his man tears.

 

MEchelle's inability to find a MOB dress that's modest enough

 

Two sips

 

MEchelle mentioning Jim Boob's man tears

 

Any mention of "trashing their ride"

 

"Purposing"

 

Any talking heads stating that one or more Duggars will be "next"

 

Any mention that Jana was the seamstress for MEchelle's "modesty panel"

 

Jim Boob whining about how much all of this is "costing him"

 

 

Okay, ladies and gentlemen -- I know you'll want to add to the drinking game. After all, I only have one liver to sacrifice in the name of Gothardism and the fame-whoring that is the Duggar family. Suggestions? Comments? The floor is open!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

- "My/Our little girl" referring to Jill, who is 25.

- "Precious"

- "grandbabies"

- "giving her vagina heart to another man besides Boob"

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Well, that looks like a good list, but I'd rather sit through Sharknado 2 than any Duggar wedding.

I LOVED Sharknado 2! Nothing says "good times" like random 80's D-list celebrities!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Every time someone (Jim Bob) says a line in the wedding ceremony that is completely inappropriate for anyone who isn't the officiating priest, finish the bottle. Apparently, Jim Bob will also be saying "you may now kiss the bride," judging by the previews. If he really felt he needed to do this, then why not simply become an ordained minister so he can marry Jill and Derick himself? :roll:

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Totally forgot tonight is the super speshul wedding episode...shows how much I've paid attention to this season. Still debating whether or not to waste 2 hrs of my life on it but if I do, I will DEFINITELY need to participate in this drinking game!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

It would be incredibly difficult to pace myself during any drinking game but one sip for any reference to Jill being the first daughter to marry and two for any time somebody says fellowship would be good additions to the list.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Anytime Jim Bob makes us totally uncomfortable by referencing Jill and Derick's wedding night... :nanner-sex:

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Anytime Jim Bob makes us totally uncomfortable by referencing Jill and Derick's wedding night... :nanner-sex:

No way, if you drank every time that happened, you would be dead by the end of the episode. :lol:

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Hmmmm...Mr.Lagenialester took the wee one out so I could get some sorely needed organizing done...to clean or not to clean? But what will my headship say when he gets home?!?!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I wonder if we're going to get a redux of the infamous Jim Bob Duggar lego talk.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I think I saw a Maxwell give Jill a frontal hug at the reception. Do mine eyes deceive me? :pink-shock:

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I think I saw a Maxwell give Jill a frontal hug at the reception. Do mine eyes deceive me? :pink-shock:

That's the liquor talking.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

- "My/Our little girl" referring to Jill, who is 25.

- "Precious"

- "grandbabies"

- "giving her vagina heart to another man besides Boob"

Jill can not be 25. I am 25, and I was born in the gap between josh and Jana/John David. If J'caleb had survived, we'd probably be almost exactly the same age.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Jill can not be 25. I am 25, and I was born in the gap between josh and Jana/John David. If J'caleb had survived, we'd probably be almost exactly the same age.

Jill is 23.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.



  • Recent Status Updates

    • Bluebirdbluebell

      Bluebirdbluebell

      Disgusted with Catholic Church over Cardinal Pell's funeral this week. It really reflects poorly on the church and should be a red flag to Catholics.
      · 0 replies
    • PennySycamore

      PennySycamore

      I've been away since about 10 PM on Monday evening.  My husband noticed that my speech was a bit slurred, called my daughter to see if she concurred and they both agreed that I needed to go to the hospital.  There I was taken back within minutes to be evaluated for a stroke.   My BP was sky-high. I. undressed and was helped into a hospital gown.  The PureWick did not work that night so when I had to go I just went.  (I do want a PureWick if I ever get urinary stress incontenence though and would need to wear diapers.). 
      I had a CT scan fairly early the next morning and it confirmed that I'd sufffered a mild stroke,  I had an MRI that afternoon which confirmed the both the mild stroke and no other damage and yet I had another CT scan -this time with a contrast medium injected.  I was allowed the Heart Healthy diet and my BP had dropped to 180/100.  They don'y want to drop the BP too rapidly so it has dropped enough to turn to Lisinipril to drop it further.
      After the ER. I was sent to the ICU and stayed until I was discharged this afternoon.  The staff were all really nice and my husband and two daughters were with me most of the time, helping out.  My oldest daughter's van was in the shop so I let her borrow the MINI since I knew she could drive a stick.  When she was visiting yesterday afternoon, her husband was in the ER waiting on a CT can and today, she was there when the speech pathologist was visiting.  She was able to get some good advice from her as her husband is currently unable to swallow.
      Anyway I'm home.  My dogs and the cat to see me home, especially my dachsie, were happy to see me home.
      A couple of things I learned:
      I need to teach my husband about loading the dishwasher.
      and 
      Jill would never be able to handle bedpans.
      · 1 reply
    • 47of74

      47of74

      Fornicate.  Six more weeks of winter according to Phil.
      · 0 replies
    • Jinder Roles

      Jinder Roles

      Currently obsessed with Laura Mvula, a musical genius
      · 0 replies
    • Bluebirdbluebell

      Bluebirdbluebell

      I highly recommend Not the Good Girl's Youtube channel. She is making great documentaries about cults.
      · 0 replies
    • BlackberryGirl

      BlackberryGirl

      Ohh jeeze, GrandBerry6 just came to me, snuggled his face in my neck and barfed, all over me. In my neck, in my hair, on my face, down inside my nightie all over the front of my nightie. Ohh FUCK! Bath, washed hair, cleaned sofa. Good times, good times.
      · 3 replies
    • Scrabblemaster

      Scrabblemaster

      I danced through my living room feeling awesome. From time to time I do this. Maybe wine is involved. Good music is definitely involved. It is awesome. I recommend it to you. With or without wine.
      · 2 replies
    • Hazelbunny

      Hazelbunny

      After a few months of trying to decide what kind of new computer to get and my brother telling me a Mac would be the best decision I could ever make and my sister telling me that would be the worst and I ought to stick to Windows.... I now have a used Mac. I am trying to get used to it. Not easy, but the Magnifying program is a lot better than the Windows one (that was the ultimate reason for my decision) and FJ works a lot better than on my 10-year old Laptop, too!!  
      · 0 replies
    • WannabeHistorian

      WannabeHistorian

      Y'all, holter monitors suck. And naturally the palpitations that caused this test to be ordered are remarkably absent today. 
      I'm off to go work out in the hopes that triggers it. T minus 10 hours till I get this thing off. 
      · 4 replies
    • 47of74

      47of74

      Fuck Fornicate.  Glad I got in to see this place before the world went to shit.
       
      · 0 replies
  • Recent Blog Entries

×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

By using this site, you agree to our Terms of Use.