Lori IS learning...just not from you. Or you. Or her.

[Koala]

Every time Lori directs everyone to turn their attention towards her, because she might not make it to her child's graduation, wedding, etc., I can't help but think of stories similar to this woman :cry:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/09/1 ... lp00000592

[lawfulevil]

Hey Lori- if a coconut oil-covered Ken sawing away between your thighs for upwards of 120 seconds ever becomes completely unbearable instead of merely distasteful, you can always hurry things along with a little dirty talk. Low on inspiration? It's okay. Just fantasize about Michelle Duggar acknowledging your existence, and you'll moan all the "ooh"s and "aah"s and "you're so wonderful"s Ken could ever desire.

[littlemommy]

Hey Lori- if a coconut oil-covered Ken sawing away between your thighs for upwards of 120 seconds ever becomes completely unbearable instead of merely distasteful, you can always hurry things along with a little dirty talk. Low on inspiration? It's okay. Just fantasize about Michelle Duggar acknowledging your existence, and you'll moan all the "ooh"s and "aah"s and "you're so wonderful"s Ken could ever desire.

That was beautiful! /wipes tear