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The first time I met my (now ex-) mother in law and her fiance, they were involved in a drunken brawl within minutes of my arrival. I would never want them running the country, either. :popcorn2:

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well it don't get much more white trash then this.

http://www.addictinginfo.org/2014/09/11 ... -at-party/

The Palin clan, including Mama Palin herself, was allegedly involved in a huge verbal and physical fight over the weekend when they got drunk at a friend’s party. Punches were thrown, lips were bloodied, and Sarah Palin reportedly scream, “Do you know who I am?†at people telling her to calm down.

According to Alaskan political blog, The Immoral Minority, the Palins were at a party when – allegedly fueled by alcohol – Track Palin (that would be Sarah and Todd’s oldest son) confronted a man who had formerly dated one of his sisters. Words are exchanged, then Bristol (that would be Sarah and Todd’s oldest daughter) started punching people. Eventually the entire family is yelling and fighting. One source claims Todd was calling people the C-word and acting belligerent. Somewhere a reality tv executive is crying at the lost potential.

Blogger Amanda Coyne did some investigating and found multiple sources that paint roughly the same picture The Immoral Authority first heard about.

Spoiler alert: It’s incredible:

The night before, Saturday, was a doozy. The details are a little sketchy, but there’s enough of them, from enough different sources, that a story emerges, a story that according to the gossip Gods, looks kind of like this: There’s some sort of Iron Dog/snowmachine party in Anchorage. A nice, mellow party, until the Palin’s show up. There’s beer, of course, and maybe other things. Which is all fine, but just about the time when some people might have had one too many, a Track Palin stumbles out of a stretch Hummer, and immediately spots an ex-boyfriend of Willow’s. Track isn’t happy with this guy, the story goes. There’s words, and more.

The owner of the house gets involved, and he probably wished he hadn’t. At this point, he’s up against nearly the whole Palin tribe: Palin women screaming. Palin men thumping their chests. Word is that Bristol has a particularly strong right hook, which she employed repeatedly, and it’s something to hear when Sarah screams, “Don’t you know who I am!†And it was particularly wonderful when someone in the crowd screamed back, “This isn’t some damned Hillbilly reality show!â€

No, it’s what happens when the former First Family of Alaska comes knocking. As people were leaving in a cab, Track was seen on the street, shirtless, flipping people off, with Sarah right behind him, and Todd somewhere in the foreground, tending to his bloody nose.

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It's just gotta be satire. It's got to be. I know this because I'm crying laughing and Sarah Palin has never made me happy before.

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As far as I can figure out, this really happened. The police confirmed it. It seems that the Palins are acting like the trailer trash that they are.

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Hahahaha was there video of this???? Please let there be.

Yes, I'll start believing in a god-based unified theory of the universe if there is some decent camera phone footage in all this showing Sarah Palin screaming like a banshee and brawling like a drunken sailor.

I'm making beseeching style prayers right now, and getting ready to sacrifice (no kids or pets, mind you).

Bet this will make John McCain's day.

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