James McD. Making Me Sick...

[DomWackTroll]

Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight

Gonna grab some afternoon delight

My motto's always been that the Right is right

Why wait until a lib'ral-Marxist-commie night?

Whennn everything's a little clearer in the light of day

Annnd we know the persecution’s gonna be there anyway

Thinkin' of you's workin' up an appetite

Looking forward to a little afternoon delight

Rubbin' toxic oils together makes the sparks ingite

And the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting

Scam artists in flight

Afternoon delight

Afternoon delight

Started out this morning feeling so polite

Then I thought of Doug and wondered if they will indict

But you've got some oils a-waitin' and I think I might

Like having just a little afternoon delight

Scam artists in flight

Afternoon delight

Afternoon delight

Plee-hee-hease be waiting for me baby when my sermon's done

We-hee could post on Facebook tellin' them about our fun

Thinkin' of you's workin' up an appetite

Looking forward to a little afternoon delight

Rubbin' boy and girl together makes the sparks ignite

And the normativity is gettin' so exciting

Scam artists in flight

Afternoon delight

(Take it, Wintons!)

Aa-aa-aa-aa-aa-aa-aa-aa-aa-aa-aa-aa-aa-aa-aa...

AFTERNOON DELIGHT!

[Marian the Librarian]

Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight

Gonna grab some afternoon delight

My motto's always been that the Right is right

Why wait until a lib'ral-Marxist-commie night?

Whennn everything's a little clearer in the light of day

Annnd we know the persecution’s gonna be there anyway

Thinkin' of you's workin' up an appetite

Looking forward to a little afternoon delight

Rubbin' toxic oils together makes the sparks ingite

And the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting

Scam artists in flight

Afternoon delight

Afternoon delight

Started out this morning feeling so polite

Then I thought of Doug and wondered if they will indict

But you've got some oils a-waitin' and I think I might

Like having just a little afternoon delight

Scam artists in flight

Afternoon delight

Afternoon delight

Plee-hee-hease be waiting for me baby when my sermon's done

We-hee could post on Facebook tellin' them about our fun

Thinkin' of you's workin' up an appetite

Looking forward to a little afternoon delight

Rubbin' boy and girl together makes the sparks ignite

And the normativity is gettin' so exciting

Scam artists in flight

Afternoon delight

(Take it, Wintons!)

Aa-aa-aa-aa-aa-aa-aa-aa-aa-aa-aa-aa-aa-aa-aa...

AFTERNOON DELIGHT!

:lol: :clap: :worship:

[ThisOlGirl]

Oh dear sweet zombie JESUS.

Funny story. Guy heard that cinnamon essential oil was good for "potency." Applied to area he wished would be more potent.

Ended up in the DR with second degree chemical burns to penis and scrotum, has permanent scarring and loss of sensation from destroyed nerve endings, narrowly avoided a skin graft.

I own a business that involves working with a lot of essential oils. With some of them, like cinnamon, lemon, oregano, and rose (among others), I wear eye protection as well as a double set of gloves. I have seen these oils eat through plastic. Through paper. I have no doubt they'll eat through skin, too.

And while you have all heard this before, just in case you missed it, Young Living is a pyramid scheme that marks oils up about 200% more than market value. They claim their oils are "certified therapeutic grade," but there's no certifying body for essential oils, nor is there a grading system. They claim that an organization in France certifies their oils. The organization does no such thing. They claim that certain tests, such as gas chromatography, demonstrate the purity of their oils. Untrue. These tests prove nothing, only that Young Living owns expensive machinery. The company encourages users to apply the oils to skin (never ever ever) and even put essential oils in water and drink them (oh my god no).

Essential oils are regulated as a fragrance product by the FDA. Here's how rigorous that testing is:

Is this an essential oil?

Yes/No

That's it. That's the regulation. No testing, no grading, no sooper special tests that "big pharmaceutical" wants to keep you from knowing about. They're a fragrance product.

TL;DR

Stacey has a pyramid scheme and it is SKETCHY AS HELL.

Hey Bea, can I c&p this info to send to my cousin? She posted on FB last week that she was combining a couple different EO's then putting them in capsules and calling them homemade allergy pills! I don't want her to get sick (who l knows if she'll even listen--her new fundie buddies have been giving her all kinds of "encouragement" about every hare-brained idea she has).

[bea]

Feel free.

[Marian the Librarian]

Bumping to report that Stacy has published a new article about (brace yourselves :pearlclutch: ) erectile dysfunction. The highlights:

- Stacy has received "numerous appeals from people desperate for help."

- Porn use is a growing cause of erectile dysfunction in men.

- Stacy and James have not personally had to deal with this problem (ED, that is).

- Any guesses as to the cure?

Essential oils!!!!!

yoursacredcalling.com/commonscentsmom/let-your-fountain-be-blessed/

(Premium Starter Kit, only $150.00)

[Coconut Flan]

(Premium Starter Kit, only $150.00)

:D :o :D

But of course!

[hoipolloi]

:D :o :D

But of course!

How many of these kits does Stacy need to sell to go on another vacation to Hawaii?

[dpndetfarm]

How many of these kits does Stacy need to sell to go on another vacation to Hawaii?

Sell 50 of those and Stacy and James will be

Slip Sliding Away for months!

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[MamaJunebug]

First off, DWT, I love you.

Secondly, thanks to Bea (?)(working on the fly) for the essential oil facts.

Finally, can I despise Stacy (& James) more ? You know so many of their pyramidees are church members or admirers. To use a position of honor and trust in that way INFURIATES!!!!

Really finally, what do you suppose this up with Stacy's new, fresh, umade up look? I'm going to venture a guess – procedures! Certainly, she can afford them now!

[Marian the Librarian]

MJB, oh ye of little faith - Stacy's natural glow comes from the liberal use of oils oils oils, regular action in the boudoir, and nothing more!

I give you one of James McD's recent Facebook posts, and one more reason for dislike:

Successful parenting starts when you recognize that while you seem to be discipling your children, you are actually discipling your grandchildren yet unborn.

200 Year Plan, anyone? :evil:

[bea]

Ha! The pricing for the Young Living oils blows me away. I can get 1oz of a lot of those for $10.

Including shipping.

[DomWackTroll]

Cryptic post from James today as he drove to Chicago for...?

"Today, trusting in the sovereignty of God. Unspoken prayer request."

facebook.com/james.mcdonald1/posts/10204033498656266

[treehugger]

Ha! The pricing for the Young Living oils blows me away. I can get 1oz of a lot of those for $10.

Including shipping.

This is totally off topic, but where do you get your oils, if you don't mind me asking? I have ordered a lot from Mountain Rose Herbs - and I really like them. But their shipping to Canada is a tad ridiculous.

[salex]

Simultaneously LMAO and barfing.

For a group that are so hung up on modesty and who decry 'raunch culture' (I'm sure that they would condemn every second ad on the telly for being too explicit), they're awfully brazen.

I don't know anyone who feels the need to post the details of their sex life on a public facebook page, and I have some friends who are as far from Fundy-approved as you can get.

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[Marian the Librarian]

Another cryptic FB post today:

A week ago, Stacy and I looked into the darkness, unsure what would happen, but certain our God was with us. Now, we look back on a week past, thankful for His grace and mercy, thankful for His protection and peace, and ever more thankful for His work in establishing our home on the bedrock of faith.

[DomWackTroll]

Another cryptic FB post today:

Hmm... He had to go to Chicago to resolve it. Medical? Legal?

[hoipolloi]

Hmm... He had to go to Chicago to resolve it. Medical? Legal?

Can't be medical - essential oils cure everything.

[bea]

Yep. Especially if you rub the really caustic oils on your mucous membranes.... :angry-banghead:

[DomWackTroll]

Take a look at the photo Stacy uses in her new breast feeding shaming blog post. Must be seen to be believed.

yoursacredcalling.com/blog/2014/07/breastfeeding-in-public/

ETA: To be clear, I've seen these baby hats before and know that they are meant to look like a breast. My point is that rather than choosing one of the million other photos of a mother breast feeding, Stacy just had to choose the one that screamed "OMG LOOK AT THE HUGE BOOB HANGING OUT" without actually showing a real breast (because lady).

[bea]

Wow, I missed the post asking me about essential oil companies - I can recommend a few good ones (essential7.com, Camden Grey), but if you shoot me a private message telling me where in Canada you are, I may be able to find you a local source. The oils I make are sold in one Toronto shop, so I do have a contact there.

[treehugger]

I sent you a pm, bea.

[RachelB]

Can't be medical - essential oils cure everything.

Ooh. I want to see James try to resolve legal problems with essential oils. That'd be a neat trick.