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Link not broken because news source: http://time.com/2911716/american-studen ... ne-vagina/

An American exchange student got stuck inside a stone sculpture of a vagina last week in Germany.

It took more than 20 emergency responders Friday to free the young man, according to reports in the German newspaper Süddeutsche and The Guardian. He had wedged himself inside Pi Chacan, a 2001 stone sculpture by Peruvian artist Fernando de la Jara, in front of Tübingen University’s Institute for Microbiology and Virology. The police in Tübingen first learned of the incident when they received a call reporting that “a person is stuck in a stone vulva.”

The city’s mayor Boris Palmer said he could not understand how the student got himself in that situation in the first place, “even taking into account adolescent fantasy,” Süddeutsche reports.

No word on whether the student was trying to take a selfie.

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Kim Bongiorno of Let Me Start By Saying did a whole post on this :lol:

(currently fourth post one down, from today)

facebook.com/LetMeStartBySayingBlog

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I really liked the sculptor's response:

[Fernando] de la Jara intended for people to check out the sculpture up close. "The principal part of the work isn't outside."

So the American bro might not have been totally off-base, a small consolation for the sheer scale of his embarrassment. "It's participatory art," de la Jara said. "It should be entered." It's just that, since the sculpture was installed in 2001, no one's actually gotten stuck. "I believe [he got caught] because he had a lack of coordination" de la Jara said. "Or maybe it was a lack of sensibility."

"It might also be a little bit the fault of the work," he added. De la Jara quipped that it was almost as if the sculpture had taken revenge on the kid. "Instead of jumping in, if he had gone in carefully, he wouldn't have had a problem."

Basically, he needed to treat the artwork more gently. :lol:

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/20 ... agina.html

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As one of my friends said, that kid was being a bit of a dick :lol:

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Now he knows what it feels like to be born.

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well he can truly say he was born again.

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"My dick's so big I once got stuck in a vagina and it took a team of paramedics to pull me out!"

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^^ That reminds me. There's a TV show called, "Sex Sent Me to the ER."

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^^ That reminds me. There's a TV show called, "Sex Sent Me to the ER."

Love that show -- even with the hokey acting. TLC gold!

Hubby and I like OMG EMT and Outrageous 911, too. Also on TLC.

I really did have a life at some point. Now I just watch and snark on TLC shows.

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Maybe this guy feels the same as jimboob ?

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Maybe this guy feels the same as jimboob ?

Gods help me but don't think anything can get stuck in her vagina after 19 kids!

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