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Joining the ranks of faithbook, there's now a Christian version of pinterest, appropriately called Godinterest--because heaven knows that there isn't religious content on pinterest. It's boasted as a safe, family friendly alternative (because you know there's all that adult material on pinterest) where people can plan (Christian) weddings, get (Christian) recipes, plan activities for (Christian) children, and look at insipid pictures accompanied by Bible quotes.

http://www.godinterest.com

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NIKE! I didn't watch the vid because I was defrauded by the low-cut, tight sweater :lol:

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On my pinterest boards I have pinned many recipes - almost all healthy and most vegan. I have long held the secret belief that eating healthy is the work of the devil (kale, no cheese - sounds like purgatory to me). Now this impression is confirmed. From now on I shall only post things like Tatertot casserole or chickenetti. This is just my little plan to clean up my tiny corner of Pinterest. I would never go on Godinterest because I am well aware that my heathen posts would irredeemably contaminate the Godly code of Godinterest.

:fsm: (his noodly Goodness added because: its the FSM) (ramen)

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ok, I caved in and watched. Can someone please identify her accent for me? I have a great interest in U.S. regional dialects.

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Oh brother.. :roll:

Is it godly to pretty much steal someone else's logo? Hmmm...

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I had no idea there was such a thing as 'Faithbook.' :shock:

And I don't think I've ever seen a single entry on Pinterest that ISN'T safe and family friendly. Or am I missing all the really good stuff? 8-)

ETA: Yay, I finally have a 'thank' button! :)

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This is the silliest thing ever. Somone posted a picture of the Duggar girls posting on what looked like Instagram or Pinterest but it wasn't either of the 2, so maybe it was this?

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Why are Christians so weak and dainty they have to protect themselves from the world? Wonder how Jesus survived.

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Why are Christians so weak and dainty they have to protect themselves from the world? Wonder how Jesus survived.

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I think it is someone with a non regional accent. Like TV reporters. That would be my first guess. My second would be Oregon or Washington state,an urban area.

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ok, I caved in and watched. Can someone please identify her accent for me? I have a great interest in U.S. regional dialects.
Maybe New Jerseyish? (à la Fran Drescher)
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Oh my gosh they even stole the font :lol: 915977.png

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I had no idea there was such a thing as 'Faithbook.' :shock:

And I don't think I've ever seen a single entry on Pinterest that ISN'T safe and family friendly. Or am I missing all the really good stuff? 8-)

ETA: Yay, I finally have a 'thank' button! :)

I still don't have a "thank" button. :(

Not safe and family-friendly? Well... http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/ ... 500d46.jpg :wink-kitty: I have a board of hundreds of pics that show more than this. When I start pinning more pics, my grandmother, among other relatives, well, they're seeing my taste in men. :D I might have the largest nearly-naked (and naked) man board on Pinterest.

Songs of Solomon was an entire book about how the body and sex are beautiful. I'm surprised our delicate fundies haven't been censoring the bible of this book.

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My impression of her was different. I got the idea that she might be American, but may have grown up in a family from another country, or moved to the U.S. at a young age (or even older). I kept getting overtones of something foreign (no clue what), in addition to what sounds like just a general American accent. So bilingual or ESL, perhaps. Could be wrong, though.

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I think it is someone with a non regional accent. Like TV reporters. That would be my first guess. My second would be Oregon or Washington state,an urban area.

I think you're right on target. To my ear, she sounds like Pacific NW with a flipper or some other oral appliance.

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On my pinterest boards I have pinned many recipes - almost all healthy and most vegan. I have long held the secret belief that eating healthy is the work of the devil (kale, no cheese - sounds like purgatory to me). Now this impression is confirmed. From now on I shall only post things like Tatertot casserole or chickenetti. This is just my little plan to clean up my tiny corner of Pinterest. I would never go on Godinterest because I am well aware that my heathen posts would irredeemably contaminate the Godly code of Godinterest.

:fsm: (his noodly Goodness added because: its the FSM) (ramen)

Recipes too sinful for Godinterest! Chocolate Ramen :stir-pot: (or so bad it's good! yeehaw)

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Recipe here: http://www.catalogs.com/info/bestof/top ... le-recipes

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I still don't have a "thank" button. :(

Not safe and family-friendly? Well... http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/ ... 500d46.jpg :wink-kitty: I have a board of hundreds of pics that show more than this. When I start pinning more pics, my grandmother, among other relatives, well, they're seeing my taste in men. :D I might have the largest nearly-naked (and naked) man board on Pinterest.

Songs of Solomon was an entire book about how the body and sex are beautiful. I'm surprised our delicate fundies haven't been censoring the bible of this book.

:pink-shock: Oh, my. Now, that's...well, I'd certainly call it friendly, to say the least. :lol: Come to think of it, I do have a board of 'men I love,' although that runs mainly to Richard Armitage and British archaeologists. I think Richard's shirtless in a few pics, though, so definitely not 'Godinterest' material. Their loss! :lol:

To get the thank button, go into your user control panel, then go to board preferences. Scroll down til you see "Board Style" and change the little box to the right of that to read "phpBB Default (prosilver)." Then, hit the submit button below that, and when you go back to a thread you should see a little thumbs up hand in the upper right corner next to the quote button in everyone's posts. :)

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I think you're right on target. To my ear, she sounds like Pacific NW with a flipper or some other oral appliance.

It does sound like she has some type of oral appliance in her mouth or else a helluva of a lot of really loose teeth.

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Evil me could have some fun with this..... :wink-kitty:

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Her accent is what I call beauty pageant queen speech impediment.

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Why are Christians so weak and dainty they have to protect themselves from the world? Wonder how Jesus survived.

OMG, this! Spot on!

Hywelis

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Why are Christians so weak and dainty they have to protect themselves from the world? Wonder how Jesus survived.

I know, right? Jesus didn't even have earbuds and an I-pod pre-loaded with an audio recording of the bible. However did he prevent his ears from being defiled by sinners' music when he went to shop at the market? :roll:

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I'd say PNW or Alaska. I caught a bit of Palin-esque in her accent, so, yeah, beauty queen speak is appropriate.

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Here's something to pin on Godinterest:

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:D

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What are these "godly" people searching for if they're finding offensive stuff on Pinterest? I'm pretty sure that if I search for kids party ideas, that is one site where porn will not show up.

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