Closed Captions with the Duggars

[ViolaSebastian]

I figured that if the closed captions liked Priscilla's voice, it would love Michelle's. So let's get to it, shall we?

 

The key to a happy marriage? Unsurprisingly, it's Jim-Boob's weenie...and crying out for ass play.

[16strong]

Pic #2: Well, it just may be the first time Michelle has ever been honest on camera.

[ViolaSebastian]

Waaay too much information at Hannie's birth...

[thoughtful]

Michelle wins MOTY, and we get to read what she and Doug and a few other folks had to say:

Apparently, Doug thinks that some people leave their children at a kennel when they travel:

From the "thank you masked man Michelle" video:

And Michelle's moving reaction to JimBob's declarations of love:

[ViolaSebastian]

Josh and Anna's wedding...even the CCs reference his overeating...

[ViolaSebastian]

Well, you've been knocked up for the past 20 years, so I'm...glad? :?

[thoughtful]

Michelle gives a house tour.

How the house was built, and the downstairs:

[thoughtful]

More of the house tour:

[ViolaSebastian]

These just...go together. It's poetry, really. Also, I am going to go take a scalding hot shower now.

[thoughtful]

What really goes on in the bedrooms:

[ViolaSebastian]

Okay...the fucking party every night one just slays me.

Calm down, horn dog, that's how you got in this mess in the first place!

[ViolaSebastian]

Michelle's OBGYN explains how they got into this mess, and the children play World of Warcraft.

[actuallyjessica]

hahaha. oh my! :clap: :clap:

[Curious]

Some day I will learn NEVER to eat while reading FJ. My husband keeps asking me if I'm ok because I've been coughing uncontrollably for the last 10 minutes after inhaling a tiny bit a bran (from my bowl of raisin bran) when laughing so hard at these.

[ILoveJellybeans]

"He doesn't give that to everybody even though they freely crap"

Is that the same as the woman who walked round her house peeing while she was in labour?

"The cat is an alien" "I want a shithole" "I think its like a fucking party every night"

THAT IS BRILLIANT!!!

[scc12]

pussy momma's gonna be ok? well now we know what JB thinks of M.if we didn't already!

[nelliebelle1197]

I can't breathe. I really can't. I just can't believe this is real!

[ViolaSebastian]

From the episode about Anna's toilet birth, I present the following:

[ViolaSebastian]

Jim-Boob and Michelle tell us and show us how they make kids.

P.S. If you're trying to make kids with 'the naval bit', you're doing it wrong.

[DuggarsTheEndIsNear]

Oh lord. This was not the right thread to open while holding a sleeping baby I want to stay asleep.

[Cannelle]

Oh lord. This was not the right thread to open while holding a sleeping baby I want to stay asleep.

Right?!? I am nursing the baby and laughing so hard I'm worried she'll fall off. :lol: :lol: :lol:

[formergothardite]

The cat is an alien. :lol:

[ViolaSebastian]

I decided to try the CCs on the videos of the Rodrigues Family, which I'll post in a moment. But this one deserves a post of its very own...

[ViolaSebastian]

As promised, the Rodrigues Clan with closed captioning. I'm really beginning to wonder if youtube's closed captioning is sentient...

[ljohnson2006]

Major kudos to whoever made this. So funny!