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e head of the Vatican Observatory thinks there’s a good chance they do, and that their existence would be in keeping with the faith.

Given her stance or Roman Catholics, well..... aliens and vatican reps are likely all going to hell in her world.

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That post on the planets/science/evolution was just painful to read. Sweetheart, if you want to disprove all this, you need to cite your fucking sources, as bullshit as they are, no doubt.

If anyone ever wants to make Neil DeGrasse Tyson cry, just make him read this. I watch Cosmos and marvel at how amazing the universe is and how humanity has figured out more and more about it and strove to learn how things work...and remember that for fundies, the story is over. God did it, it says exactly how right there in the Bible, the end.

And hey, which FJ member left the comment innocently wondering where she'd learned all that stuff because she's sooooo knowledgeable? ;)

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Supposedly, Candy homeschooled herself through highschool then lived with a (male) roomate who was 'just her best friend'. She was working at a Taco Bell, inside a Casino. At 17 she met Erik. She wasn't his type at all (and she's been trying to make herself into his type ever since). Together they moved to another state and that's when they lived in the mansion and the government tapped their phones and followed them because of the work Erik was doing/things he was inventing. The were not married but found their god during this time. I think this also the time-frame when Candy had her high powered IBM career. She's been vague about that, but never failing to remind anyone who will listen that it existed. After the government drove them to abandon Erik's super special work, they moved back to their original state and married themselves and began the life as especially blessed and chosen super Christians. Some time after they married themselves they got legally married - I think it was three years later. So, they officially lived together without marriage and then pretended to be maried while living together and then got married for real.

That's right! I had forgotten that she went from Taco Bell to high-powered IBM career!

It is sort of comforting to know that Erick's original "type" wasn't underage Taco Bell employees.

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That's right! I had forgotten that she went from Taco Bell to high-powered IBM career!

It is sort of comforting to know that Erick's original "type" wasn't underage Taco Bell employees.

I guess I was thinking "after high school" as late teens, so I get your point! Oh, how I wish for Candy archives! At least she is posting "new" crazy again!

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I'm thinking that maybe the demons are kindof infertile because there's MILLIONS of un(head)covered women walking around and very few hybrids....

I've always had a thing for the bad boy type. The thought of banging a demon is kinda hot. :embarrassed:

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I've always had a thing for the bad boy type. The thought of banging a demon is kinda hot. :embarrassed:

I didn't really watch this show, but isn't that sort of the premise of this show?

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I didn't really watch this show, but isn't that sort of the premise of this show?

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LOL forever. Only in the most marginal sense...

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LOL forever. Only in the most marginal sense...

Like I said, I didn't watch it--but "badish boys" with hearts of gold?

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Like I said, I didn't watch it--but "badish boys" with hearts of gold?

Sort of. Angel is a vampire with a soul, so he's the only good vampire in the world basically, and is always fighting his darker instincts while also fighting evil. Spike (the other vampire in the image above) much more fits the bad boy bill, though.

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Does anyone have any idea what she's even trying to say today? I know she isn't known for clearly making a point, but this is among her best failures.

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Does anyone have any idea what she's even trying to say today? I know she isn't known for clearly making a point, but this is among her best failures.

No clue. I think Candy desperately wants to be friends with Anna from annamatrix.wordpress.com/. She has had a few fails in the past and now I've noticed they are friends on Facebook, and Candy had been commenting on Anna's blog. (when comments were still allowed) I think some of Candy's more recent blog posts seem like she is trying to impress someone like Anna. :think:

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No clue. I think Candy desperately wants to be friends with Anna from annamatrix.wordpress.com/. She has had a few fails in the past and now I've noticed they are friends on Facebook, and Candy had been commenting on Anna's blog. (when comments were still allowed) I think some of Candy's more recent blog posts seem like she is trying to impress someone like Anna. :think:

That's funny, because lately she's been reminding me of Anna.

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This is as far as I got-

Aliens are really devils, and there's a lot about a flying roll.

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This is as far as I got-

Aliens are really devils, and there's a lot about a flying roll.

Flying roll? Maybe that was the Garlic Bread Chariot of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Perhaps Candy has been touched by HIS noodly appendage! Ramen!

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Flying roll? Maybe that was the Garlic Bread Chariot of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Perhaps Candy has been touched by HIS noodly appendage! Ramen!

Erik did have a fb profile pic for a while where he was dressed up like a creepy, doughy pirate. Since Candy is always Super Special, the FSM probably gifted her one of his sacred pirates for her own!

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She's been busy recycling posts from last year. I wonder if she's moving again.

But wait till Easter when she brings out her Ashteroh posts. All of us who enjoy chocolate eggs, jelly beans, and colored eggs are worshiping a Babylonian fertility goddess instead of the risen Christ. She's such a kill joy. Sitting home instead of going to church because it's a false practice.

Hi Candy!!!! :cracking-up: :penguin-no: :nenner:

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I stand resolutely behind the assertion that the fundies are wrong when they say women shouldn't teach about religious things, except in Candy's case.

WHAT. A. NUT.

P.S. Apparently Luke knew about electriticity

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Back at "Pope is the Antichrist". Everything argument is laid out in great detail, even explaining the Greek "anti" (which, in my opinion, is not really necessary, as it has made its way into the English and other languages without loss or transferral of meaning), but when it comes to the Antichrist, she deems it sufficient to claim the pope is it. Oh dear. But then again, the Antichrist is also a Nephilim, that famous demon offspring, so I guess not every pope is the AC, bu just one who will come in the future? Or is every pope a Nephilim? But he may come out of the EU or UN, too! So confusing!

It amuses me she goes on and on about Greek words, studying the bible in Greek, yet she hasn't mastered Greek herself and is limited to look up individual words, which is no "study" at all and leads the way to all kind of misinterpretations and misunderstandings because you're missing context, as she wonderfully shows in her posts. But maybe she should have studied Latin more closely, then she would now what "Lucifer" means as a name.

I still don't get how the alien/UFO talk fits into this, why is she so set on proving that they really exist, that there's a conspiracy to keep it hidden and cover up that they are really demon-offspring? Wouldn't it be far easier to say alien-stuff is all new-age and a deception of the devil?

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What is she trying to say? Again. That seems to be a daily question. It is impossible to follow her train of thought, much less get the point. The more she 'writes', the more sorry I feel for her children who are growing up learning from her. Then I feel sorry for every person those children come in contact with when they are adults.

Candy explaining Latin or Greek is like me explaining Quantum Physics. When you don't know shit, keep your mouth shut lest you make yourself look like a complete ignoramous. I know she's an expert at coming off that way, but it really does seem that she tries to accomplish that. There is no other explanation for these kinds of posts of hers.

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I think Candy and Wunderhubbee are regular watchers of H2 Channel and Ancient Aliens. She posted this missive last August by the by......

Counting down to Resurrection Sunday though. Can't wait for it.

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Here is a listing of one of Erik's patents.

patentbuddy.com/Inventor/Brauer-Erik-J/20076134

It looks like in 2012, while working for Convergent Power, Inc., he invented a "Controller For Back EMF Reducing Motor". It was patented and the patent owner is shown as Convergent Power, Inc. Wasn't it somewhere around this time that Candy and Co. bought the dream house that wasn't a trailer house (but actually was)? This is probably where the money for that came from (the creation and sale of this invention/patent).

Now they are now longer living in the dream house that she posted pictures and videos of all the time, but they are now in another home (handy-man special?) and she will no longer post pictures or videos of. I think she's moved into a small/run down house and is ashamed to show pictures. I also have the feeling that Erik blew through whatever money he may have earned on that patent and they lost the house. The move was sudden and wasn't even announced until after the fact and *I think* several weeks after the move.

Has anyone ever noticed how when all is right in her world she posts all about living the good life, and focusing more on homemaking/recipes, with an occasional "what I believe" sort of post. But when things aren't going as well, she focuses on all these weird theories and Catholic rants.

Also, I remember the Meez parties. I also remember that Erik would engage some of the ladies in the room in private chats occasionally. Very creepy!

I really feel for Candy and her kids. I think Erik causes them to live a very transient lifestyle because of his desire to be his own boss/Mr. Inventer. I'm sure that makes her feel really insecure which is why she makes herself look like the perfect "Christian Homemaker". She plays up any "good" in her life to make up for the unfortunate life her husband has her living.

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Here is a listing of one of Erik's patents.

patentbuddy.com/Inventor/Brauer-Erik-J/20076134

It looks like in 2012, while working for Convergent Power, Inc., he invented a "Controller For Back EMF Reducing Motor". It was patented and the patent owner is shown as Convergent Power, Inc. Wasn't it somewhere around this time that Candy and Co. bought the dream house that wasn't a trailer house (but actually was)? This is probably where the money for that came from (the creation and sale of this invention/patent).

Now they are now longer living in the dream house that she posted pictures and videos of all the time, but they are now in another home (handy-man special?) and she will no longer post pictures or videos of. I think she's moved into a small/run down house and is ashamed to show pictures. I also have the feeling that Erik blew through whatever money he may have earned on that patent and they lost the house. The move was sudden and wasn't even announced until after the fact and *I think* several weeks after the move.

Has anyone ever noticed how when all is right in her world she posts all about living the good life, and focusing more on homemaking/recipes, with an occasional "what I believe" sort of post. But when things aren't going as well, she focuses on all these weird theories and Catholic rants.

Also, I remember the Meez parties. I also remember that Erik would engage some of the ladies in the room in private chats occasionally. Very creepy!

I really feel for Candy and her kids. I think Erik causes them to live a very transient lifestyle because of his desire to be his own boss/Mr. Inventer. I'm sure that makes her feel really insecure which is why she makes herself look like the perfect "Christian Homemaker". She plays up any "good" in her life to make up for the unfortunate life her husband has her living.

No, that's actually closer to the time they up and moved from the trailer that wasn't a trailer (provided by Jesus when Candy put her hands on it and claimed it in His name). Some time last year they sold that Jesus given trailer and moved to an older one. For a short time, Candy ignored their move but put up a new house tour video. She'd talked about painting and getting new carpet. People called her on it being a different place so the video came down and it was weeks before she said they had, in fact, moved. Something about if your husband wants to do it, even if it's inconvenient, there is no reason not to follow his dream/plan/whatever. Of course there was her little 'I didn't say anything because it's nobody's business' mantra, but she never acknowledged that she put up a new video - and took it down - without a word. I think they lived in the perfect trailer that's not a trailer from Jesus for 3 years or so.

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Generally, if you are working for another company, your name may be on the patent, but the ownership of the patent goes to the company since you were doing "work for hire" effectively.

Googling convergent power Inc suggests said company is no longer in business.

But apparently the owner of Convergent Power was trying to get investors a while back

teslamotorsclub.com/showthread.php/6955-Convergentpower-com

patentscope.wipo.int/search/en/WO2014021913 he and his co patent holder.

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Flying roll? Maybe that was the Garlic Bread Chariot of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Perhaps Candy has been touched by HIS noodly appendage! In Pasta's name, Ramen!

Fixed that for ya. :lol:

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