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Basically, Roosh is a wanna be troll and pick-up artist, but fails at both. Here is a list he made called 42 things wrong with American women.

 

 

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1. They’re fat.

 

2. They’re constantly glued to their phone.

 

3. They cut their hair short.

 

4. They’re more impressed by a crappy DJ than a doctor who saves lives.

 

5. They think being funny and witty is a quality that men love.

 

6. They listen to magazines like Cosmo when it comes to pleasing men.

 

7. They don’t know how to cook.

 

8. They wear flip-flops even when they’re not at the beach, pool, or in their house.

 

9. They have condoms in their drawers because they expect to have random sex with strange men.

 

10. They cannot dance. They also do not know how to sing or play basic musical instruments.

 

11. They idolize drug addicted celebrities, mimicking their brain-dead behaviors.

 

12. They acquire pets instead of putting effort into landing a quality man.

 

13. They don’t know how to be sexy.

 

14. They have standards way beyond their level of attractiveness.

 

15. They think having a good job means they’re a good catch.

 

16. They wear pajamas in public.

 

17. They like Twilight and The Secret.

 

18. Their idea of travel is going to the beach or France.

 

19. They have too many trashy tattoos.

 

20. They are proud to date multiple guys at the same time, as if they were men.

 

21. They are not close to their family, and would rather die than take care of aging parents.

 

22. They say filthy things in bed when you hardly know them.

 

23. They cockblock regularly.

 

24. They make lame excuses for not putting effort into their appearance.

 

25. They obsess about the environment above what is reasonable, even though they pollute more than 90% of people in the world.

 

26. They always lie by saying, “I’ve never done this before.â€

 

27. They confuse being a challenge with being whiny and annoying.

 

28. They are acne prone.

 

29. They watch way too much TV.

 

30. On their way home from work, they put on dirty sneakers that don’t match their outfit.

 

31. They only dress up for special occasions, like a friend’s birthday, Presidential inauguration, or a Sex and the City movie premiere.

 

32. They like to age their skin prematurely through frequent tanning.

 

33. They insist on eating pizza or otherwise fattening food after a night of binge drinking.

 

34. They’re obsessed with cupcakes.

 

35. They care more about maintaining their career than a good home.

 

36. They rarely wear high heels.

 

37. They think dining out and eating food slathered with butter and salt makes them cultured.

 

38. They don’t speak a foreign language.

 

39. They are uncomfortable in their own skin.

 

40. They like Ikea furniture.

 

41. They have the intellectual curiosity of a dung beetle.

 

42. They go on and on about the stupidest shit.

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Honestly though, this Roosh is dude, is what, 35? He still lives in his mom's basement, and the only money he makes is his 'books' that are dying fast. He's also unemployable at mainstream jobs due to his notoriety. And he has a hard time changing his name appearently :/

Honestly he's going to near the age where the stuff he does will become not just socially unacceptable but actually repulsive. He'll have to start hitting on them older chicks less he be seen as a quasi-pedophile. Can you imagine a 50 year old Roosh who makes a living prowling bars for college-aged women? LOL.

I give him 10 more years at most. Honestly, and maybe he doesn't see it yet, but he's really thrown his life away.

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1 They won't tup me

2 They won't tup me

3 They won't tup me

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42 They won't tup me

HTH. HAND.

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...and he says women are whiny?

Never mind that the entire list is contradictory. How are all these women focused on good careers AND wearing flip-flops and pajamas in public? He's complaining about women being both fat AND uncomfortable in their own skin? [Hmm....maybe attitudes like his don't help with the self-acceptance thing?] Complaining that women aren't sexy AND that they have condoms in their bedrooms? Complaining that they'll say filthy things in bed to a near stranger, but he has no problem being in bed with a near-stranger in the first place?

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What the ever-loving HELL? Most of that doesn't even make sense. Let me be this straight - his objection to US women is that we're fat, talk on the phone, wear flip-flops when not at the beach, do not cook, have jobs and cats/dogs and friends and family members, have careers, are witty and fun, um, holy hell I'll just stop there.

One of the reasons the MRAs will never be taken seriously is because of lists like this one.

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Basically, Roosh is a wanna be troll and pick-up artist, but fails at both. Here is a list he made called 42 things wrong with American women.

Aren't we changing out of our high heels that we don't wear enough, into our dirty sneakers that don't match our outfits?

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Aren't we changing out of our high heels that we don't wear enough, into our dirty sneakers that don't match our outfits?

So where do the flip-flops get worn again?

And does this make Roosh a shoe fetishist?

More logic from yet another rational emotion-less man. My only response is:

42. They go on and on about the stupidest shit.
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15. They think having a good job means they’re a good catch.

This mess is something that a lot of these entitled MENZ believe, as if money alone would guarantee anyone would want you - man or woman.

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This mess is something that a lot of these entitled MENZ believe, as if money alone would guarantee anyone would want you - man or woman.

Good point. This is such a lazy, contradictory list, it's incredible. Roosh clearly isn't an intelligent man.

:brain-bleach:

MRA/PUA brainz.

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#10: what's a "basic musical instrument"? How many does he play?

#22 So, it's OK to talk dirty once they know him better?

#40 Do not blaspheme IKEA furniture.

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I showed this list to my SO. He said "damn, this guy isn't gonna get a date much less get a girlfriend or get laid because he really hates women".

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#10 - slide whistle? I had one when I was a kid, I like to think I got good at it :D

#1-#42 = a huuuuuge case of psychological projection. This dude needs YEARS of therapy starting yesterday. EESH. *shudder* I'd be loathe to see who might be stashed in this guy's crawlspace, but I'm fairly certain that this sort of attitude could be seen on display in people like Gary Ridgway and Ted Bundy.

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42. [Roosh] go on and on about the stupidest shit.

That could also be a good title for the "article".

This list says a lot about the author:

#2 Roosh was hitting on a girl who repeatedly turned him down, finally she took out her phone and ignored him.

#4 Roosh was hitting on a girl, she turned him down, then drooled over a musician.

#5 He's not interesting in a girlfriend, just wants a fucktoy.

#7 Roosh's mom isn't a very good cook.

#9 The only woman's drawers he's seen are furniture on tv. (see also #40)

#10 Roosh hasn't listened to anything but classical music, where all the composers were dudes. He's also never attend a symphony or concert, because he would've seen lots of women in the band.

#12 Roosh was hitting on a girl, and she told him she had to stay home with her sick cat or dog.

#13 He's into some serious kink but can't afford what sex workers charge for that.

#17 Roosh was hitting on a girl and she refused to give Roosh her phone number. She was holding a copy of Twlight or The Secret.

#19 When all you know about sex you learned in porn, most women have lots of tatoos and only fuck with shoes on.

#22 Roosh learned this from watching porn, not an actual woman.

#25 Roosh is also an enviornmental mastermind.

#28 Roosh is obsessing over teen girls?

#35 Roosh's mother uses work as a frequent reason to avoid spending time with her son.

#39 Projecting.

#40 Roosh has only seen a woman's apartment on television.

#42 Roosh realized what he wrote.

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It's actually really funny. So many contradictions. Asshole doesn't know what he wants, so he blames teh wimmin.

LOL at the condom one. Umm, I have them in my drawer so I may have sexytime with my husband and not worry about getting pregnant.

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I've been trying to figure out what's wrong with thinking France is a nice place to travel to. I know a lot of people think going to a beach on vacation is not very broad minded, but France?

I wonder if this guy ever has any brief moments of clarity where he realizes what a pathetic, whiny, vicious little human he really is. I wonder if he ever will.

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1. They’re fat.

Voluptuous, but most guys, unless they are really into skinny skinny women wouldn't call me fat.

2. They’re constantly glued to their phone.

Only if I have nothing better to do.

3. They cut their hair short.

Did that in high school. Changed my mind. However, my wild natural curls are much neater when super-short.

4. They’re more impressed by a crappy DJ than a doctor who saves lives.

Really?

5. They think being funny and witty is a quality that men love.

Men love it in me. At least the good ones do.

6. They listen to magazines like Cosmo when it comes to pleasing men.

How does one listen to a magazine?

7. They don’t know how to cook.

Says you. I am a dynamo in the kitchen.

8. They wear flip-flops even when they’re not at the beach, pool, or in their house.

Nope. I like to protect my feet from germs and from foot and back problems.

9. They have condoms in their drawers because they expect to have random sex with strange men.

I'm on the pill so I can have sex with my husband without worry.

10. They cannot dance. They also do not know how to sing or play basic musical instruments.

I study tap and jazz and have also studied ballet and ballroom. I sing. I admit I can't play instruments, although I have tried.

11. They idolize drug addicted celebrities, mimicking their brain-dead behaviors.

I idolize scientists, feminist icons, and talented muscicians and writers.

12. They acquire pets instead of putting effort into landing a quality man.

I have been pet-free for a while. Quality men like animals.

13. They don’t know how to be sexy.

Define sexy. I know men who would say otherwise about me.

14. They have standards way beyond their level of attractiveness.

Maybe. Depends on what you think of my standards and my level of attractiveness. My guy meets my standards.

15. They think having a good job means they’re a good catch.

Well, that is part of it.

16. They wear pajamas in public.

Never!

17. They like Twilight and The Secret.

Double never!

18. Their idea of travel is going to the beach or France.

Yeah, so what? I think those are great destinations. I'm into all kinds of travel. I like bumming on a beach. I like eco-tourism. I like cultural tourism.

19. They have too many trashy tattoos.

Nope. I'm proud of my lovely, clean, unmarked skin.

20. They are proud to date multiple guys at the same time, as if they were men.

I haven't dated multiple guys since college. It felt great to be so admired. We all need that sort of ego boost once in a while.

21. They are not close to their family, and would rather die than take care of aging parents.

My family is extremely close and I certainly intend to do what I can for my parents as they age. My mother has said she doesn't want her children feeling responsible for her when she gets old.

22. They say filthy things in bed when you hardly know them.

I wouldn't be in bed with a guy I hardly know.

23. They cockblock regularly.

What?

24. They make lame excuses for not putting effort into their appearance.

Excuses like, "I'm only going to the barn to ride or to the gym to work out, so dressing up and putting on makeup and fixing hair would be a wasted effort?

25. They obsess about the environment above what is reasonable, even though they pollute more than 90% of people in the world.

What is reasonable? How much does someone who uses public transporation to go to work, drives a subcompact, and reuses and recycles everything, not ot mention has no kids be polluting more the 90% of the world?

26. They always lie by saying, “I’ve never done this before.â€

Done what? How do you know they're lying?

27. They confuse being a challenge with being whiny and annoying.

That's just the way to weed out the idiots.

28. They are acne prone.

Even my dermatologist compliments me on my skin.

29. They watch way too much TV.

I do not enjoy watching much TV actually. I think most shows are crap.

30. On their way home from work, they put on dirty sneakers that don’t match their outfit.

Sorry if my being comfortable while walking offends you. However, I do think it's interesting that you are taking an interest in my outfit!

31. They only dress up for special occasions, like a friend’s birthday, Presidential inauguration, or a Sex and the City movie premiere.

I dress up for what I think is a special occasion. YOU are not a special occasion.

32. They like to age their skin prematurely through frequent tanning.

Nope. AGain, my dermatologist thinks my skin is great and I don't go tanning.

33. They insist on eating pizza or otherwise fattening food after a night of binge drinking.

I don't binge drink.

34. They’re obsessed with cupcakes.

Not true, but there are certainly worse things to be obsessed with no?

35. They care more about maintaining their career than a good home.

I need the money a career brings in to maintain the home, wouldn't you say?

36. They rarely wear high heels.

You try walking around in high heels for a day and see how often you want to wear them.

37. They think dining out and eating food slathered with butter and salt makes them cultured.

No, just the butter is culture.

38. They don’t speak a foreign language.

You got me there. I have studied two foreign languages, but I admit I am fluent in neither. I should go to France more often to fix that.

39. They are uncomfortable in their own skin.

Maybe because guys like you call me fat!

40. They like Ikea furniture.

Can't stand it, but you probably wouldn't like the furniture I do like either.

41. They have the intellectual curiosity of a dung beetle.

Wow. You are just sinking to dumb ad hominem attacks now. If we're so dumb, why are you so interested in us?

42. They go on and on about the stupidest shit.

Pot. Kettle. Black.

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1. They’re fat.

I didn't realize having a 24" waist on a 5'8" body is fat.

2. They’re constantly glued to their phone.

I need to find my phone and some glue.

3. They cut their hair short.

Almost waist-length is short now?

4. They’re more impressed by a crappy DJ than a doctor who saves lives.

I can only name DJ Jazzy Jeff.

5. They think being funny and witty is a quality that men love.

I know my husband does. Only stupid men want stupid women. Smart men are bored by dull women.

6. They listen to magazines like Cosmo when it comes to pleasing men.

Cosmo's been banned in my home for years.

7. They don’t know how to cook.

Who cooked dinner last night? Since my husband wasn't home, I guess it was a ghost.

8. They wear flip-flops even when they’re not at the beach, pool, or in their house.

Ew no. I hate flip-flops.

9. They have condoms in their drawers because they expect to have random sex with strange men.

Oh. Caught me there. I wonder how I explain away the condoms to my husband since we don't use them.

10. They cannot dance. They also do not know how to sing or play basic musical instruments.

Ballroom, ballet, and modern. Flute, piano, violin. I always thought those were dance and instruments. Thanks for enlightening me that they're something else.

11. They idolize drug addicted celebrities, mimicking their brain-dead behaviors.

No faster way to lose me as a fan than to be a drug-addict or abuser.

12. They acquire pets instead of putting effort into landing a quality man.

I can't have both a husband and pets?

13. They don’t know how to be sexy.

Oh, Honey, I got it, and I know how to work it.

14. They have standards way beyond their level of attractiveness.

I'm a solid 8. My standards always had more to do with personality than looks.

15. They think having a good job means they’re a good catch.

Because it does.

16. They wear pajamas in public.

I detest this practice.

17. They like Twilight and The Secret.

HAHAHA! No. Also that is The Secret?

18. Their idea of travel is going to the beach or France.

Oh HELL YES. NOW he gets one right!

19. They have too many trashy tattoos.

Last time I checked, I had none.

20. They are proud to date multiple guys at the same time, as if they were men.

I did more than date a couple guys at a time. Also does he realize he just said men date multiple men at the same time?

21. They are not close to their family, and would rather die than take care of aging parents.

Because my mother was abusive. The in-laws are great and can move in with us any time they want.

22. They say filthy things in bed when you hardly know them.

So "Oh god" is filthy?

23. They cockblock regularly.

Does he know this means "prevent someone from getting sex"? So is stopping men from having sex with us a bad thing when we're whores if we have sex?

24. They make lame excuses for not putting effort into their appearance.

Yeah, taking care of the kids is lame.

25. They obsess about the environment above what is reasonable, even though they pollute more than 90% of people in the world.

Recycling is so unreasonable, y'all.

26. They always lie by saying, “I’ve never done this before.â€

I just learned I really have tried crack off a hooker's ass.

27. They confuse being a challenge with being whiny and annoying.

This guy was looking in the mirror when he wrote this, right?

28. They are acne prone.

He definitely way.

29. They watch way too much TV.

Kind of hard without cable.

30. On their way home from work, they put on dirty sneakers that don’t match their outfit.

I own sneakers?

31. They only dress up for special occasions, like a friend’s birthday, Presidential inauguration, or a Sex and the City movie premiere.

Vacuuming the house in a formal gown is so fun!

32. They like to age their skin prematurely through frequent tanning.

Pssst. You don't want to see how many products I use to not only protect my skin, but to fight aging.

33. They insist on eating pizza or otherwise fattening food after a night of binge drinking.

After I binge on a glass of wine, I usually like salad.

34. They’re obsessed with cupcakes.

Cupcakes annoy me.

35. They care more about maintaining their career than a good home.

What if I consider caring for my home to be a career?

36. They rarely wear high heels.

Too hard to run around after the kids.

37. They think dining out and eating food slathered with butter and salt makes them cultured.

Like a pearl, baby. And not the Michael kind.

38. They don’t speak a foreign language.

I speak pirate an can say "Fuck you" in fifteen languages. Oh, and I used to speak Spanish and French.

39. They are uncomfortable in their own skin.

Which is why I'm making a human-suit using the skin of other people like Hannibal Lechter did.

40. They like Ikea furniture.

Don't has how much my couches cost.

41. They have the intellectual curiosity of a dung beetle.

Yet we think men like us if we're witty.

42. They go on and on about the stupidest shit.

This list clearly wasn't going on and on. Nope.

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1. They’re fat.

I might be right now, but I'm also 34 weeks pregnant. Normally, no, I'm not considered obese by medical standards (although I've never had and never will have a pencil-like frame).

2. They’re constantly glued to their phone.

I don't even own a smart phone. I have a little flip phone that has calling and texting and that's it. So, unless I'm the most boring person on the planet, no, I'm not glued to the damn thing.

3. They cut their hair short.

I currently have long hair. I've had short hair a couple of times though (and every length in between). What's wrong with short hair? I know many women who actually look better with short hair.

4. They’re more impressed by a crappy DJ than a doctor who saves lives.

I don't know any DJs, but I do know many doctors (both male and female) and I admire them tremendously.

5. They think being funny and witty is a quality that men love.

Of course it's a quality men love (along with other qualities). Who wants to marry someone who will bore you to death?

6. They listen to magazines like Cosmo when it comes to pleasing men.

I've never in my life even picked up a copy of Cosmo. I'm more of a Newsweek/Time/scientific magazine type person.

7. They don’t know how to cook.

I cook dinner nearly every night. Save for meals made on the grill (my husband is better at that than I am), I make all of our meals. He even compliments me on my cooking. Pretty good considering I never spent much time cooking when I was single (why bother?) and I didn't get married until I was in my mid-30s.

8. They wear flip-flops even when they’re not at the beach, pool, or in their house.

Flip Flops hurt my feet. So, no.

9. They have condoms in their drawers because they expect to have random sex with strange men.

I think my husband might have issues with me having random sex with strange men.

10. They cannot dance. They also do not know how to sing or play basic musical instruments.

I'll give you the singing. I'm a terrible singer. But not everyone is a good singer and if you don't have the voice, all the practice and training in the world isn't going to help. But, I can play the flute and the piano. I was also a ballerina and a jazz dancer in my younger days.

11. They idolize drug addicted celebrities, mimicking their brain-dead behaviors.

Idolize celebrities? He thinks I have time to idolize celebrities? I have a full time job, a toddler, a baby on the way, a house to run, and a husband in college. I probably can't even name more than a handful of celebrities.

12. They acquire pets instead of putting effort into landing a quality man.

Who says having pets means you can't also date or marry? What planet is this guy living on? I don't have pets, but that's just because I don't have the time or money for them and since I think animals deserve better than that, I've exited the pet owning club for now.

13. They don’t know how to be sexy.

I'll give you the fact that I'm not sexy right now (hard to be or feel sexy when you're in the beached whale phase of pregnancy). But, normally, I would consider myself sexy. I feel that way anyway. My husband seems to think so, otherwise I wouldn't currently be a beached whale. :D

14. They have standards way beyond their level of attractiveness.

My standards tend to lean more toward what's on the inside, rather than what's on the outside. Apparently, this guy is much shallower than myself.

15. They think having a good job means they’re a good catch.

That's because it's true. My husband is now following his dream of getting a college education and it's entirely because I'm capable of supporting our family with my career. He thinks he hit the jackpot! :lol:

16. They wear pajamas in public.

Oh, hell no! I never leave the house in pjs. Even if I'm just running to the grocery store for some milk, I think my fellow citizens deserve to see me be at least presentable.

17. They like Twilight and The Secret.

Nope. Can't stand Twilight and thought The Secret was the biggest load of crap I've ever read.

18. Their idea of travel is going to the beach or France.

Hell, yeah! Although I've also been to 5 countries in Africa, 4 countries in Asia, 2 countries in South America, and 4 countries in Europe (none of which were France unfortunately).

19. They have too many trashy tattoos.

I have one small tattoo that you can't see unless you plan to walk in on me while I'm in the shower. In which case, get out of my bathroom you perv!

20. They are proud to date multiple guys at the same time, as if they were men.

Oh, so this is acceptable behavior for men, but not women? Why the double standard? Dating multiple guys at once is not my thing, but I feel if it's good for one gender, it should be good for the other.

21. They are not close to their family, and would rather die than take care of aging parents.

I live in a place I loathe all because my family lives here and I didn't want move half a country away and never see them.

22. They say filthy things in bed when you hardly know them.

What fun is sex without a little filthy language?

23. They cockblock regularly.

Well, I guess we women are damned if we do, damned if we don't. And he wonders why women stop bothering to try and please men.

24. They make lame excuses for not putting effort into their appearance.

How much time does this idiot spend on his appearance? Is he going to the gym everyday? Does he spend an hour in the bathroom every morning? If he isn't going to do it, then what right does he have to demand that women do it?

25. They obsess about the environment above what is reasonable, even though they pollute more than 90% of people in the world.

Cutting out chemicals and recycling is evil I tell you, evil!

26. They always lie by saying, “I’ve never done this before.â€

I only say that if I've never done something before.

27. They confuse being a challenge with being whiny and annoying.

Sure, some women are whiny and annoying. But then, so are some men (I currently work with a huge whiner who is male). It does get old and tiresome. That's why you find someone who isn't a whiny and annoying. There are tons of us out there.

28. They are acne prone.

I was lucky enough to never have acne. I don't fault people who weren't as lucky. It's a skin condition like eczema and can be treated medically. Why would you shame people for that?

29. They watch way too much TV.

Kind of hard when you work 10 hours a day and then come home and have to fix dinner, eat dinner, play with the toddler, bathe the toddler, put the toddler to bed, and then go to bed yourself so you can work 10 hours the next day without passing out at your desk.

30. On their way home from work, they put on dirty sneakers that don’t match their outfit.

I live 3 minutes from work, so this would be stupid.

31. They only dress up for special occasions, like a friend’s birthday, Presidential inauguration, or a Sex and the City movie premiere.

I always go couture when I'm bathing my toddler. :roll:

32. They like to age their skin prematurely through frequent tanning.

I've never been to a tanning bed in my life and during the summer I spend my time lathered in sunscreen to protect me from skin cancer.

33. They insist on eating pizza or otherwise fattening food after a night of binge drinking.

Binge drinking? Who the hell has time for that? I was to busy getting my college degree, starting my career, traveling, and now raising kids and working. Damn, what I wouldn't give for enough time to binge drink.

34. They’re obsessed with cupcakes.

Cupcakes are yummy, but I might eat one a year. I don't bother making them at home, so I only eat them on the rare occasion I'm at a function serving them.

35. They care more about maintaining their career than a good home.

What's wrong with having a career and a good home? It's possible. I do it. If you clean regularly, then you can get it done in an hour or two a week and cooking dinner might take an hour or so a day. It's hardly rocket science and doesn't require endless hours of effort. Besides, I'm not the only person living in this house, so why should all the housework fall on my shoulders? My son is capable of picking up his toys and my husband is smart to figure out how to turn on the vacuum cleaner. They help make the messes, they can help clean them up.

36. They rarely wear high heels.

Heels hurt my feet. I wear them on special occasions, but I'm not going to be pain so I can please some idiot who wants to see me clean the house in them.

37. They think dining out and eating food slathered with butter and salt makes them cultured.

Um, yuck!

38. They don’t speak a foreign language.

I'm horrible at languages. I want to learn one so bad, but even Rosetta Stone has been useless. My brain is just not wired that way. I guess that's some sort of crime now.

39. They are uncomfortable in their own skin.

I'm just all around uncomfortable period right now. I think this guy would be crying like a baby if he had to carry a fetus for 9 months.

40. They like Ikea furniture.

Never owned an Ikea piece in my life. Although I did hear good things about their cribs.

41. They have the intellectual curiosity of a dung beetle.

No, honey. I think you're talking about yourself here.

42. They go on and on about the stupidest shit.

The perfect example of going on and on about the stupidest shit: this list.

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The guy, who wrote this list, missed a good opportunity to just shut up. :roll:

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4. They’re more impressed by a crappy DJ than a doctor who saves lives.

My fiancée is an EMT and respiratory therapist. Fuck the author of this list (not the OP)!

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1. They’re fat.

I have curves.

2. They’re constantly glued to their phone.

Only if they have nothing better to do

3. They cut their hair short.

If shoulder length hair is short, then I guess that could be true in my case, as it's how my hair looks best.

5. They think being funny and witty is a quality that men love.

That's true, my fiancee loves my sense of humor.

6. They listen to magazines like Cosmo when it comes to pleasing men.

I'm more of a Newsweek person myself.

7. They don’t know how to cook.

Nope, I love to cook.

8. They wear flip-flops even when they’re not at the beach, pool, or in their house.

Flip flops hurt my feet if I wear them all the time, so I'm more likely to wear sandals or closed toed shoes depending on the weather.

9. They have condoms in their drawers because they expect to have random sex with strange men.

Having condoms means that you don't want to get pregnant.

10. They cannot dance. They also do not know how to sing or play basic musical instruments.

I can play instruments. This guy has never been outside of his mom's basement.

11. They idolize drug addicted celebrities, mimicking their brain-dead behaviors.

I don't, who has time for celebrities?

12. They acquire pets instead of putting effort into landing a quality man.

My fiancee loves animals as much as I do.

15. They think having a good job means they’re a good catch.

It just means I can support myself, and help support a household

16. They wear pajamas in public.

I can't stand people who do that.

17. They like Twilight and The Secret.

I hated Twilight so much, I threw the first book against the wall after reading part of it. Never had any desire to read The Secret.

18. Their idea of travel is going to the beach or France.

What's wrong with France? I've also been to Mexico on a cruise.

19. They have too many trashy tattoos.

Last I checked, I don't have any tattoos.

21. They are not close to their family, and would rather die than take care of aging parents.

The only family member I've cut out of my life is my asshole uncle.

28. They are acne prone.

Birth control pills help with some types of acne. Also, acne is a medical condition that can be treated with other forms of medication, not just the Pill.

29. They watch way too much TV.

Not me, in fact there are times when I would rather read a book.

30. On their way home from work, they put on dirty sneakers that don’t match their outfit.

Sneakers are comfortable, and when working on projects such as painting, they can get dirtier.

32. They like to age their skin prematurely through frequent tanning.

Not for me, I would rather avoid skin cancer so I've never been in a tanning bed.

33. They insist on eating pizza or otherwise fattening food after a night of binge drinking.

Who has time for binge drinking? I was more concerned about finishing college, and moderation is better anyway.

34. They’re obsessed with cupcakes.

Not true, I like other desserts as well.

35. They care more about maintaining their career than a good home.

My fiancee would prefer to have me work, as he wants to be with an equal, not a child who needs to be supported.

36. They rarely wear high heels.

High heels hurt my feet worse than flip flops, but for special occasions, I do wear them. Also, there are some workplaces that don't allow them for safety reasons.

37. They think dining out and eating food slathered with butter and salt makes them cultured.

High blood pressure runs in my family, so I prefer to watch my salt intake.

38. They don’t speak a foreign language.

I took Spanish in high school, but since I've never actually used it constantly, I only remember a few phrases that are enough to get by in the tourist zone of Ensenada. Most people there cater to tourists, so they spoke more English than Spanish.

39. They are uncomfortable in their own skin.

Not for me

40. They like Ikea furniture.

I like some things from Ikea, but I love going to flea markets for unique furniture.

41. They have the intellectual curiosity of a dung beetle.

I'm probably too intellectual for this asshole.

42. They go on and on about the stupidest shit.

This list is an example of what stupid shit is.

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Basically, Roosh is a wanna be troll and pick-up artist, but fails at both. Here is a list he made called 42 things wrong with American women.

Like this list.

Is this a performance art piece gone sour? Tell me this is true.

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