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Okay, I have a solution to their problem:

1-Hire a maid to clean the house while you are at work

2-Hire a personal chef or get a delivery service to send them to you

3-Buy a blow-up sex doll

Too much money?

1-Order home-cooked meals from places like Boston Market sometimes

2-Buy a pocket vagina

3-Hire a maid or clean it yourself

If none of those work...

1-Learn to clean up after yourself and the home

2-Cook some meals from time to time, even if you don't like to cook much, know how to do it

3-Have this silly belief that women are people and should be treated as such...a likely foreign concept to you, but it will go a long way to getting respect from women.

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Wow. I think this is the worst. advice. ever. I don't know if any professional would ever tell a man to find a woman that doesn't argue. Neither pastor nor counselor. You know why? It's highly unrealistic, woman like that just don't exist, and it's setting up the young man for failure. Again, the worst advice EVER.

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The thing is that the original Hebrew word that fundies translate as "helpmeet" doesn't really mean what they think it means. A closer translation is "help-opposite." Part of the benefit of marrying another person is that the 2nd person has their own thoughts and opinions, even if they disagree with you. Multiple viewpoints leads to better and more thorough decision making.

Of course, if someone were to post this idea, Lori would respond that the talk of Hebrew words is "too intellectual" for her and that wives can of course have their own opinions, but only the MAN can make a decision.

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Is there a Bizarro blog world where fundie men endlessly write about how terrible their gender is? How no man should ever have a temper (or opinion) as long as he's fed and clothed? How difficult it is for women to find a decent husband who isn't a total asshole dictator at the same time he's also a whiny demanding momma's boy?

No?

Well, then shut up, Lori.

Spot on. I don't get why there are so many fundie (and other) blogs that go on and on about how all all modern (or 'Western') women are just so, so terrible, how they have committed the greatest sin possible by not letting men be in charge, oh and how ugly they are of course. Many of these blogs are written by women, so one might think they are only taking responsibility for their own gender. But do the blogs written by men blame the men instead? Hell no. The closest I have ever seen to fundie men writing about their gender in a negative way were a few screeds by some fundie-lite pastors against young men playing video games and watching porn. It's never this same level of hate, though.

All of this would just strike me as an irritating but amusing curiosity, but I have the (possibly wrong) feeling that some of these ideas are spreading.

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Lori doesn't appreciate 2xx1xy1JD's non-biblical advice:

Lori Alexander

I would really appreciate it if you would use Scripture to back up your teaching on my blog. It is biblical to admonish and exhort others. It tells us to speak the Truth in love. It never says any where that we can't confront family members. You are commenting a lot on my blog lately but please back up your comments with the Bible, not what you feel is right or what society is doing. Thank you!

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When I read the title of this thread I thought, "Okay, does this relate to Lori Alexander is a Fucking Monster or Shitstain Mary?" I swear those two share a non-brain. They really hate their gender, don't they?

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When I read the title of this thread I thought, "Okay, does this relate to Lori Alexander is a Fucking Monster or Shitstain Mary?" I swear those two share a non-brain. They really hate their gender, don't they?

I don't think they hate women. I think they just hate themselves so badly they want other women to feel the same way.

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I always find it amusing when I read about marrying a woman from a foreign country who isn't as "uppity" as American women. Based on my limited experience, I have seen more than one case where "Tiger Mothers" were also "Tiger Wives".

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I come from a long line of strong Scottish women who did not argue or get angry ... they simply made all the decisions in the marriage and their husbands did what they were told! I wonder if Lori would believe that they all had happy marriages? I doubt it.

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Someone needs to educate Lori is a Fucking Monster on "Your Kink Is Not My Kink" because 24/7 power exchange may get her off (well, clearly not, but she keeps talking about it) but there's an awful lot of us who think it's nuts.

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The thing is that the original Hebrew word that fundies translate as "helpmeet" doesn't really mean what they think it means. A closer translation is "help-opposite." Part of the benefit of marrying another person is that the 2nd person has their own thoughts and opinions, even if they disagree with you. Multiple viewpoints leads to better and more thorough decision making.

Of course, if someone were to post this idea, Lori would respond that the talk of Hebrew words is "too intellectual" for her and that wives can of course have their own opinions, but only the MAN can make a decision.

That's exactly what happened, except it was Ken who said it. Check out the exchange between Ken and Cynthia in the comments.

http://lorialexander.blogspot.ca/2013/0 ... ad-it.html

The funny part is that when Ken says "I agree", he has no idea that the post is actually contradicting everything that he's saying.

Still no response from Lori to the idea that maybe, just maybe, Paul's comments in Titus were meant to reassure authorities that this new Christian religion wouldn't cause wives to abandon their husbands and children and join celibate communities, or cause servants to revolt, or encourage revolution against Roman authorities.

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Dairy Free: What's a Pocket vagina? (It sounds like something sold on TV, like Ron Popeils' Pocket Fisherman)

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There's a town in Connecticut within easy commuting distance of NYC that can help. After they are done fixing up your wife or girlfriend, you won't have to put in the effort it takes to maintain a relationship with a woman who has thoughts and feelings of her own. Also, if her body is not perfect, they can fix that too! Just look up the Men's Association of Stepford, Connecticut.

You'll be glad you did! :wink-kitty:

Actually...stepfordwives.org/

They are based in CT. I don't know if this blog has been discussed before, but I came across it a few years ago. Hoping it's a parody, but not sure.

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I always find it amusing when I read about marrying a woman from a foreign country who isn't as "uppity" as American women. Based on my limited experience, I have seen more than one case where "Tiger Mothers" were also "Tiger Wives".

A few months ago I saw a documentary on PBS about a man who hooked up with a foreign woman (I believe she was from China). He didn't seem so much of an MRA than just a desperate, lonely man who bought into the idea that American women were too uppity, liberated, mean and materialistic. The woman he ended up bringing back to the States seemed meek and quiet at first, but it didn't take long for the "Tiger Wife" to come out.

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Dairy Free: What's a Pocket vagina? (It sounds like something sold on TV, like Ron Popeils' Pocket Fisherman)

I hit like instead of quote, :lol: But I got it now.

What jellybeans said, it's sex toy for men, a fake vagina.

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If a guy is looking for a mindless wife who doesn't have any original thoughts of her own and pretty much just wants to sit around looking cute and snapping selfies, there is this blog called God's Daughter that they should check out.

Except Raquel expects men to wait on her hand and foot, so I doubt Lori would approve of her.

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The thing is that the original Hebrew word that fundies translate as "helpmeet" doesn't really mean what they think it means. A closer translation is "help-opposite." Part of the benefit of marrying another person is that the 2nd person has their own thoughts and opinions, even if they disagree with you. Multiple viewpoints leads to better and more thorough decision making.

Of course, if someone were to post this idea, Lori would respond that the talk of Hebrew words is "too intellectual" for her and that wives can of course have their own opinions, but only the MAN can make a decision.

It gets even better: the word "help" is the same word used of God Himself in passages about God coming to get people out of a jam. So, First Man needs somebody there who will get him out of a jam and also oppose him as needed. Hence, First Woman.

Note also that this passage ends with a note that this is why we have erotic love. Not simply marriage as such, but marriage based on the urge to "become one flesh" with this person who is of the same substance as First Man and also the one who can help him out when his own resources are insufficient and furthermore the one who can stand against him if that is necessary. The later Hebrew Bible may be concerned more with the financial/dynastic aspects of marriage, but this story comes first.

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It gets even better: the word "help" is the same word used of God Himself in passages about God coming to get people out of a jam. So, First Man needs somebody there who will get him out of a jam and also oppose him as needed. Hence, First Woman.

Note also that this passage ends with a note that this is why we have erotic love. Not simply marriage as such, but marriage based on the urge to "become one flesh" with this person who is of the same substance as First Man and also the one who can help him out when his own resources are insufficient and furthermore the one who can stand against him if that is necessary. The later Hebrew Bible may be concerned more with the financial/dynastic aspects of marriage, but this story comes first.

Exactly. The word "man" is also simply mistranslated, which totally alters the meaning of the passage. If you look at the original Hebrew, it describes the creation of an Adam (first being formed from the ground), "male and female he created them". It wasn't good for this Adam (first being) to be alone, so woman was created from the First Being, and THEN we have references to man and woman. The interpretation that I was taught was that the First Being was both male and female, in the image of God. Sex and marriage is then seen as the reunion of 2 halves of a whole, who in combination are in the Divine image.

It's a bit different from Ken's idea that women were created as fembots for men, and that marital sex is just about a man relieving his "needs".

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The interpretation that I was taught was that the First Being was both male and female, in the image of God. Sex and marriage is then seen as the reunion of 2 halves of a whole, who in combination are in the Divine image.

I have heard two different Orthodox priest give this interpretation of the Genesis story, one at a wedding no less. The first being that God created was both man and woman, the being was lonely, and God put the first being to sleep and cleaved the first being into man and woman. The two halves look for each other, and upon marriage become the first being again, in God's image. A far more nuanced and beautiful interpretation of the Genesis story than anything the likes of Ken could come up with.

ETA- In the Greek translation of the Hebrew, when Adam is created he is referred to as o athropos- the person. The noun has no gender. It is only after the creation of Eve that Adam is referred to as o andros- the man (male). But hey, we'll just pretend that nothing gets lost in the translation from Hebrew to Greek to Latin to English.

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