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I have considered posting this story since it was first published on the Pearls' website but was uncertain if I should. It isn't horrible, just strange.

Gracie loaded the golf cart full of sacks, all of our garbage including a box of dirty stinking diapers (thanks to her baby brother), and headed down to the dumpster which is by the NGJ office. Then she began throwing each of the bags over the sides of the five-foot-tall dumpster. She loves the job, I guess because it takes all her strength.

It is possible that the little girl loves taking the trash down to the dumpster so I am not going to say that this is an example of bad parenting. However, I wonder what would happen if she missed the dumpster? Would she be hit?

Also, the Pearls' have written how they switched their children when they didn't show instant joy and happiness at any command given so would little Gracie know how to say she didn't want to do this job or that it was too difficult for her? Or even that she needed her mother's help?

She picked up the small box of diapers and gave it a great big push up to the edge, but it didn’t quite make it over. Down it came, dumping the diapers over her and her little sister. The girls quickly picked up the diapers and again tried to push the box up and over the edge, but it came back down on them again. So, my diligent little girls once again picked up the diapers and put them in the box then together they shoved it to the top of the large, green, metal dumpster.

If you know that your daughters need to throw something into a dumpster, why wouldn't you put it in a closed bag instead of a box. How nasty to have a box of dirty diapers land on your head.

But, as my daughter said, it was as though an angel was pushing it right back at them. This time Gracie told her little sister, “God is trying to tell us something, so let’s look in the box.†Upon pulling the remaining diapers out of the box, there at the bottom was the item that I had lost a few days earlier. My daughters then put the diapers back in the box and with great triumph shoved the box over into the dumpster. And this time it went like it was well trained.

The box was well trained? :? Not funny. However, it is strange that the girls thought that an angel was trying to keep them from throwing away something important by dumping the box of nasty diapers. The heavenly being could have tipped the box over in the house but chose to dump the contents on their poor heads. Gracie is eight years old so I suppose that it is normal that she would have magical thinking.

Gracie came into the house smiling from ear to ear, “Guess what, Mom! An angel was dumping diapers on us so that I would look in the box and find this!†She proudly held up my lost item. I hugged her and told her thank you, but she would have none of it. “Don’t thank me, thank God.â€

I don't how snarkworthy this story is but you have to admit it is a bit weird.

edited because I am in roll with making mistakes today

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Super weird. Can the mom watch the girls take the trash out? Maybe they like going because it's a minute of freedom and maybe a little bit of praise / absence of harshness for doing a task the mom doesn't like?

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The Pearls are a special bunch. This story is so creepy and weird. I guess the part that bothered me the most was that the kids didn't mind being showered with dirty diapers....that would be the normal response for anyone. But no, it was a secret magical love language from Jesus.

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The Pearls are a special bunch. This story is so creepy and weird. I guess the part that bothered me the most was that the kids didn't mind being showered with dirty diapers....that would be the normal response for anyone. But no, it was a secret magical love language from Jesus.

Thank you. I couldn't put my finger on why the story bothered me so much. Most people-not just kids-would be grossed out to have a box of dirty diapers dump on their heads. According to the story, the diapers fell on them twice. My kids were never opposed to a little dirt but they would have come in and asked for help after the first try. Then again, my kids were allowed to ask for help when something was too hard for them to do.

It is common sense that small children tossing garbage into a tall dumpster will need some parental oversight or eventually there will be a busted bag of garbage on the ground. At the very least, Shalom should have put the box of dirty diapers into a tied off bag and not into a box.

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Why aren't they using cloth diapers??

What would angels drop on your head if you used cloth diapers? Stop trying to thwart the will of god! :disgust:

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Why do they have a dumpster at their house? What kind of idiot throw dirty diapers in a box? Isn't that why God invented garbage bags?

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Now see, if they were Catholic, the mother could have just prayed, "Tony, Tony, look around, something's lost and can't be found!" and her girls could have been spared having diapers dumped on their heads.

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And I'd like to point out that any lost item that's been in a box with dirty diapers had better be a Crown Jewel, or I don't really want it back. Yecch.

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