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I'm a Christian, but I have to confess that I really hate the Christmas season. I usually lose myself in a bottle or two of Bailey's Irish Cream just before Christmas Eve and crawl back out long about New Years Day.

Totally agree. Lenin reportedly said that he hated Christmas because it got in the way of activism. I doubt this, but I agree with the sentiment.

Also, yay to Baileys :)

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If Sev and I didn't have little Sevy, this would be our Christmas too. We tolerate Santa for a few days before Christmas, and he is a wonderful threat to get little feet to stay planted in their bed when supposed to. We just aren't Christmas-y types of people.

Now, Halloween... is a totally different story! :) heh! :whistle:

We do a big Halloween here too. Last year, dh and I went as Spy vs. Spy :D and took the our kid and all his friends trick-or-treating. There was a police officer here driving through the neighborhood passing out candy to the parents :lol:

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Totally agree. Lenin reportedly said that he hated Christmas because it got in the way of activism. I doubt this, but I agree with the sentiment.

Also, yay to Baileys :)

Bailey's is my go-to Christmas drink. One year, I had a tumbler of Bailey's and milk and set it down to wrap gifts. Turned back around to find part of the glass emptied and one blissed out cat :wink-kitty:

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Guarantee if Jesus came back and played football it would attract a stadiums full. Cause its Jesus. Playing football.

I don't like football, but I'd watch Jesus play. Would his team be The Saints? *rimshot* :lol:

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We do a big Halloween here too. Last year, dh and I went as Spy vs. Spy :D and took the our kid and all his friends trick-or-treating. There was a police officer here driving through the neighborhood passing out candy to the parents :lol:

sweet!! Every year Sev and the little one buy a new zombie doll (we call them siblings for Sevy) to add to the collection. Then on Halloween, they put out the dolls to creep out trick or treaters (some of them are activated by motion sensors! creepy). I put the zombie bed sheets on the bed, and pray they don't hide the dolls in the bed again. :pray: They got me one year, and never have let me forget it. :doh:

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I highly doubt that.

Actually I think is Jesus was around today Lori and her ilk would be the first to crucify him for being a socialist hippie who is nice to sluts and who is probably gay because he hangs out with 12 dudes.

Why can't Lori Alexander is a fucking monster just be happy for William and Kate instead of being a whiny shit. There has been so much bad news lately. It's nice to be happy over a cute baby be born, one who will be instilled with a sense of duty towards others along with a strong devotion to help people because of his parents and grandparents charitable efforts.

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Actually I think is Jesus was around today Lori and her ilk would be the first to crucify him for being a socialist hippie who is nice to sluts and who is probably gay because he hangs out with 12 dudes.

Why can't Lori Alexander is a fucking monster just be happy for William and Kate instead of being a whiny shit. There has been so much bad news lately. It's nice to be happy over a cute baby be born, one who will be instilled with a sense of duty towards others along with a strong devotion to help people because of his parents and grandparents charitable efforts.

That's true, Jesus would be crucified by the fundies, not just because he's a socialist hippie who hangs out with dudes, but also because he doesn't have white skin, and refuses to wear pants or even shave and get his hair cut short.

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Actually I think is Jesus was around today Lori and her ilk would be the first to crucify him for being a socialist hippie who is nice to sluts and who is probably gay because he hangs out with 12 dudes.

Why can't Lori Alexander is a fucking monster just be happy for William and Kate instead of being a whiny shit. There has been so much bad news lately. It's nice to be happy over a cute baby be born, one who will be instilled with a sense of duty towards others along with a strong devotion to help people because of his parents and grandparents charitable efforts.

This! I've said forever if Jesus was alive he'd be right there with the AIDS victims, LGBT community, druggies and everyone else who's being persecuted. Most of the fundies would be no better than the Pharisees.

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Guarantee if Jesus came back and played football it would attract a stadiums full. Cause its Jesus. Playing football.

Isn't that Tim Tebow?

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IN THIS CORNAAAAH, weighing in at 8 pounds 6 ounces, heir to the throne of England and future King, The Royaaaaaal Babyyyyy!

*cheers* *boos* *cheers*

AND IN THIS CORNAAAAAAH, weighing in at 7 pounds 3 ounces, son of the Virgin and God the Heavenly Father, King of Kings and Lord of Lords forever and ever hallelujah hallelujah, JEEEEEEEEEESUS CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST!

*cheers* *boos* *cheers*

Now I want a good clean fair fight! Ready! And!

*DIIIINNNNNNNG!*

This could have been an episode of Celebrity Death Match.

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This crap boils down to "No other birth may ever be celebrated or create joy, because JESUS!!"

Gaaah, it's is like comparing apples and carburettors!

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1) I was excited when my much younger cousin was born. We have only met once as he lives in Indonesia.

2) I was very excited when Prince Harry was born in the same year. I have met him several times (definitely more than my cousin) the highlight being conducting a band that was the half time entertainment during one of his polo matches and then being invited to join the official party for afternoon tea.

In the past week I have watched as a new royal has arrived and also a new nephew. Going on past experience and given my reputation as a musician and conductor continues to improve and my nephew lives in western China, I would put money on meeting the royal baby before I meet my nephew.* Does this mean I am allowed to be more excited about the royal baby than my nephew?

Most important of all, neither Prince Harry, my cousin, the new baby or my new nephew have in any way affected my relationship with Jesus. Get over yourself, Lori.

*Meeting Baby Royal will probably mean seeing him from a distance while seated in an orchestra but that is still closer than seeing the nephew in photos.

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lorialexander.blogspot.com/2013/07/a-baby-boy-has-been-born.html

Hahaha- aren't pregnant unmarried women the worst according to her?! You'd think she'd at least be happy that the royal baby was born to a married couple that can support themselves. :lol:

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Pretty sure Lori already failed in the whole "being excited about worldly births" category.

lorialexander.blogspot.com/2011/02/emma-roses-birth.html

Erin got pregnant on her honeymoon. I think I was the first one Ryan told. I went up to the study and he was sitting at Ken's desk and looked at me solemnly and said, "Erin's pregnant." I cried. I was so happy! I love babies.

I would love it if God blessed all my children with lots of babies. I believe the Bible when it states that the purpose of marriage is to produce godly offspring. They are God's greatest gifts and I know my children will be great parents who will bring their children up in the nurture and admonition of the Lord.

This world needs godly children.

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I feel sorry for Emma, the grandson, and any other children that are born into Lori's family. But I get the feeling that Lori's children won't have a lot of kids. I see them having 4 kids at most. I kind of wonder what is up with Lori's married daughter Alyssa. She is 30 and has been married a couple of years. She could be waiting to have kids, but I think Lori would be pressuring her like crazy.

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I feel sorry for Emma, the grandson, and any other children that are born into Lori's family. But I get the feeling that Lori's children won't have a lot of kids. I see them having 4 kids at most. I kind of wonder what is up with Lori's married daughter Alyssa. She is 30 and has been married a couple of years. She could be waiting to have kids, but I think Lori would be pressuring her like crazy.

I wonder about her too. I hope this means she has a mind of her own. She did leave home at about 18 to join a christian dance company. If you look at that christian dance compnay's website, they don't provide housing and kids are required to get their own apts (though they can't live alone). So that must have been good for her. And she's traveled, too, as a result of her dancing. I hope this means she has developed beliefs of her own, different than her mom's.

Laura goes on about how all her kids "walk with Jesus", attend church, etc. I wonder how much of this is her kids appeasing her. "Sure, mom, we found a godly church in our area. Yup, we go every week. Yup, we are trying *so hard* to get pregnant."

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I wonder about her too. I hope this means she has a mind of her own. She did leave home at about 18 to join a christian dance company. If you look at that christian dance compnay's website, they don't provide housing and kids are required to get their own apts (though they can't live alone). So that must have been good for her. And she's traveled, too, as a result of her dancing. I hope this means she has developed beliefs of her own, different than her mom's.

Laura goes on about how all her kids "walk with Jesus", attend church, etc. I wonder how much of this is her kids appeasing her. "Sure, mom, we found a godly church in our area. Yup, we go every week. Yup, we are trying *so hard* to get pregnant."

I get the feeling that Ryan the father of the two grandkids is pretty set in the fundie lite lifestyle. He force fed his daughter which Lori blogged about. I kind of hope Alyssa has a mind of her own, but the guy she is married to is the son of a pastor and Lori pretty much implied on the blog that the in-laws are a lot like her and Ken. Also Lori blogged about Alyssa getting rid of clothes that Jon didn't like.

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