A Dad Who Proudly Describes His Child's Sexual Prowess

[Jinger Jar]

So here's Ian Ironwood, a self-described professional sex nerd and Red Pill guy, who's more concerned about his pre-teen son's pickup artistry than his knowledge of how to respectfully behave in other people's homes.

It seems that our Mr. Ironwood recently took his nine-year-old son Bob to a friend's house, where he spent far too much time watching Bob practice his smooth moves on the friend's daughter, who's a few months older than Bob.

I watched with fascination as Bob examined his environment and chose a comfortable porch swing. As twilight fell, he claimed a spot at one end and made the rest of the cushions into a comfortable nest.

Then he waited.

When Sophia next ran by, he caught her attention by calling her name. She turned to look, and he gave her a stare. Then he patted the space next to him, and with supreme and utter confidence he told her "Join me."

He didn't ask. It wasn't even quite an invitation. It was a politely-worded instruction. Sophia balked, in response, and said something catty, because his 11 year-old sister was in earshot. Bob ignored his sister. He just patted the seat again, twice, very deliberately, and kept looking at her. Within sixty seconds she was sitting next to him.

For the next ten minutes I vicariously witnessed my youngest presenting as The Most Interesting 9 Year Old In The World. He asked about her school. Her pets. He told her about his, and discussed the differences. Then he asked how she was feeling, and made sure she had a drink within moments when she admitted she was thirsty. His arm landed just behind her shoulder when he sat down. She laughed at a joke (it was genuinely funny, but even Bob knows when a woman is trying too hard) and he knew she was hooked. Then he started talking about the full supermoon, and how it was larger now than ever, and why it looked that way, and how pretty it was, at which point his sister exclaimed a loud "Aw, Come ON!" in disgust in an effort to c-block him.

He certainly thinks Bob's a budding Hugh Hefner. And Bob's target - excuse me, the nine-year-old girl whose house they are guests at - is itching to fall for his charms. Notice that even though she's not yet reached double digits in age, Ian still refers to her as a woman.

And yes, Ian really did say that his 11-year-old daughter tried to cock block her nine-year-old brother. Yes, yes, he did.

Bob convinces the girl to go inside, and Ian tries to warn the girl's unsuspecting father, Seth, of his son's intentions. Once the kids are no longer in the back yard, however, Ian thinks they're no longer his concern:

That's when I reminded Seth about Bob's interest in Sophia. Seth looked up and saw them walking back into the house together and laughed. "Aw, it's sweet! They're just kids," he reminded me.

He didn't know Bob. But since he was inside, that was out of my zone. He was Mrs. Ironwood's problem now.

The kids lock themselves in a room, and a ruckus ensues as the parents try to convince the kids to open the door. Instead of being upset with her son for locking himself in a room in a guest's house or for disobeying a direct request to open a damned door, Ian's wife upbraids Sophia's father for not protecting his daughter from from her son.

"I warned you," Mrs. Ironwood said, shaking her head. "Now turn around, Seth, and start being a Dad. You have a daughter, and when it comes to this sort of thing you need to be that dad." It took him a moment - he was reluctant to acknowledge the truth of the matter - but he was banging on the door in seconds.

The door finally opens. Mrs. Ironwood looses her cool with all the kids, not just her own, and starts barking out orders like a Marine lieutenant to everyone, adults and children alike. Yes, she's still a guest in someone else's home. And despite their child misbehaving, Ian taking no responsibility for how his child behaves as a guest, and his wife's shouting, Ian reports that the evening ended well for everyone.

Right...

In the car, the whole family is in awe of Bob's sexual prowess, especially after Bob informs everyone that Sophia has a trampt stamp.

"No, no, where on her body was it? I didn't see it."

"Oh, it was on her back. Way far down, just above her pants." He indicated the region.

Bob had been allured by her temporary tween tramp-stamp. I was in shock.

"Girls who wear tattoos," he said, shaking his head. "You just know they want you to talk to them."

You can read the entire train wreck here:

theredpillroom.blogspot.com

Where do you even start with this? The whole thing reads like a steamy bit of pulp fiction from a 50's stag magazine, except that Ian Ironwood is talking about pre-pubescent children. I don't know where this guy lives, but as a parent I wouldn't want him within 100 yards my kids. And I'll bet after that night, neither does Seth.

And you just know that once Bob becomes a young adult, Ian will see him as a sexual rival and will hit on every young woman Bob brings around. And he'll eventually morph into one of those creepy fathers-in-law who gets too grabby-grabby, touchy-feely with his daughters-in-law.

And poor Bob. I hope he's got at least one decent male role model in his because his dad certainly ain't it.

[lizziesmom]

I sincerely hope that this is a fictionalized version of the events, much like Letters to Penthouse. If not, and I knew these people, I wouldn't let any of my children, male or female, within three feet of Bob.

[BoomerLynn]

Dafuq did I just read? :pink-shock: My oldest son turns 9 this month an has no interest in girls. *sighs with relief*

[Loveday]

I sincerely hope that this is a fictionalized version of the events, much like Letters to Penthouse. If not, and I knew these people, I wouldn't let any of my children, male or female, within three feet of Bob.

Fictionalised or not, this is creepy behaviour, from both father and son. If it really did happen, the son learned it all somewhere. My guess is from the father. Ugh.

[treehugger]

This is so many levels of disturbing. I sincerely hope it is a fictional story (although an incredibly messed up one). But, if this is real - it is incredibly frightening

[ILoveJellybeans]

Thats pretty creepy.

Sure, nothing wrong with a nine year old being interested in others in that way-I had my first crush at 7, but its the way he talks about it, like theyre teenagers and probably going to have sex. Its wrong. These are just kids. At 7, the "romantic relationships" kids have are things like playing together, with maybe the odd kiss on the cheek or holding hands in the playground.

This child seems too much like an adult, its creepy.

[Anny Nym]

I call BS on this entire story.

All the scenes seem like from a rejected script. I even doubt the blogger actually has kids and wife, he´s probably just scamming fellow "pick-up artists" aka creepy losers who buy all that pick-up artist scam.

[diddykong]

Gross. It's like kiddy porn or something. Really disturbing.

[OkToBeTakei]

Load of shite.

Yet another bloke with a small penis living out his fantasies on t'interweb.

(I bloody hope.)

[chaotic life]

I don't buy it. Nine year old girls do not have tramp stamps. Furthermore, that is not sexual prowess but predatory and illegal. Want to find out what happens when you hyersexualize your son and teach him to act predatory, most states have child sex offender programs and once I have your child CHARGED for assaulting my nine year old, you would find out what kind of parent I am, cause I would NOT hold back if someone allowed their child to behave in that manner--not at all.

I think it's all porn fiction. I'm sorry, but I don't buy any of it. The only way a nine year old boy would behave like that is if he was trained to do so, and if his mom were going to overreact like that, then I cannot imagine dad would still be talking after the incident TO brag that he screwed up his child so badly.

[AmyP]

yeah- total BS.

[lizziesmom]

:D But you can't put anything on the internet that's not true.

[Pammy]

That's just one *creepy* messed up family. The things that Dad must do in front of his kids must be so clear, so blatant, and so frequent for a little boy to have picked up such *icky* predatory behaviour. And the Mom -- raising an itty bitty sexual predator, knowingly, and laying responsibility on the fathers of potential victims to keep watch or suffer the consequences??? While her husband looks the other way in conspiratorial silence -- hoping for a juvenile conquest for his boy and probably imagining the details of what goes on under the clothing of 9 year old little girls. Unbelievable.

He has a daughter. Who adores him. And he considers socially advanced. She isn't going to be prepubescent forever... Imagine the things he is going to teach her about men. Men who want her. And how to get the most assets out of her feminine charms (which are all that matter about her).

I certainly hope he has enough of his own brand of cunning to at least drill the laws of consent and statutory rape into the head of his favorite little sick mini-me.

[Jinger Jar]

Here are Ironwood's thoughts from January about the Japanese supposedly manufacturing sex robots:

Cant’ have a Sexbot that portrays a minor? Get a really, really small model, and no one knows what happens in your imagination.

This dude's a creepy, creepy piece of work.

[BlondeAgent007]

I could see a 9 or 10 year old putting a "tramp stamp" temp tat on themselves. When I was 11 or 12 my friends and I "dressed up like sluts" to go to the Spice Girls movie. We wore tight pants, crop tops/tank tops, lots of makeup, and did our hair all crazy. We weren't dressing up to go impress the guys, only because we thought it was fun (it was fun). Tattoos on the lower back are really popular. Why wouldn't a young girl want to get one? I remember giving myself those black circle sun temporary tattoos around my belly button at the same age, and the barbed wire tattoos around my arms even younger. It's a trendy place to have a tattoo these days. The girl probably doesn't know what "tramp stamp" really means, or has some skewed view of what it means.

[BlondeAgent007]

In response to this article as a whole.... ugh. Just gross. This guy shouldn't ever be around children. Or people that look like children. He probably just shouldn't be around people at all.

[polecat]

I have 9 and 10 yo sons. I'd be horrified if either of them behaved like that.

[LadyBlue]

Chaotic Life, I sincerely hope you're right. Atm I'm having visions of calling social services in his area for a check to a)see if he has kids and b)see if they're ok if this....person is indeed in charge of young people.

[ILoveJellybeans]

Here are Ironwood's thoughts from January about the Japanese supposedly manufacturing sex robots:

This dude's a creepy, creepy piece of work.

AAAAAARRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! :pink-shock:

Is this guy a pedophile?

[EyeQueue]

I could see a 9 or 10 year old putting a "tramp stamp" temp tat on themselves. When I was 11 or 12 my friends and I "dressed up like sluts" to go to the Spice Girls movie. We wore tight pants, crop tops/tank tops, lots of makeup, and did our hair all crazy. We weren't dressing up to go impress the guys, only because we thought it was fun (it was fun). Tattoos on the lower back are really popular. Why wouldn't a young girl want to get one? I remember giving myself those black circle sun temporary tattoos around my belly button at the same age, and the barbed wire tattoos around my arms even younger. It's a trendy place to have a tattoo these days. The girl probably doesn't know what "tramp stamp" really means, or has some skewed view of what it means.

My 14-year-old routinely adds "tramp stamps" to all her characters (male and female) in The Sims. :lol:

Back OT: This guy is a total douchenozzle, and a bit scary. I, like others, call BS on the whole story. What 9-year-old has the self-possession, or even the type of vocabulary, that would enable him to say something like "Join me" in such a commanding tone? I think it's pure horseshit. The kids I know of that age are much more likely to say something like, "Come here!" or "Hey, you" to get someone's attention.

[Mela99]

What-the-HELL....

[Rarity65]

What did I just read? :mouse-shock:

[Miggy]

I have 9 and 10 yo sons. I'd be horrified if either of them behaved like that.

I have 16 & 18 yr old sons and I'd be horrified! No problem with them having girlfriends but I hope I have raised them better than to be so sleazy.

[miffy]

This is revolting!

[tenth muse]

*Shudder*

Whether true or not.