This is why fundies wear flip flops

[dpndetfarm]

Who knew the answer was so simple? All we had to do was look to the ultimate

thinker, Eddie Izzard:

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*This is made all the more special because of the love fundies would have for Mr. Izzard if they knew of his existence!

[tankgirl]

I love Eddie! That is so old, but perfect. I truly believe the actually literal inability for the girls to run away, might be a loving sign from their parents, to give them the bigger hint of you will never leave this lifestyle. :(

[lizziesmom]

Honestly I can run much easier in flip flops than the F Me high heels that are so popular these days.

[dpndetfarm]

Honestly I can run much easier in flip flops than the F Me high heels that are so popular these days.

You must have long toes! Good for gripping

I prefer Tevas sans socks.

[Shoes Grace]

Cast off the shoes, follow the gourd!

[OnceModestTwiceShy]

I LOOOOOVE Eddie! Thank you for posting this!