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I understand the daydreaming about the end times (I like to think that it'll be like the wild west, with gender roles reversed!), but there is absolutely no way this woman could hack getting back to the land. I grew up with many family members who were off-the-grid (my father grew up off the grid, although he had the luxury of a one-room schoolhouse instead of being home-schooled, and there was absolutely no frakking way he was willing to give up on indoor plumbing, electricity, and near-constant access to ice once he got out) and their lives were very hard, very painful, and very bleak. I don't see someone who delights in her lovely bathrooms being ok with an outhouse that is burned down once a year.

That said- I would pay cash money to watch her try and inevitably fail.

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After reading her blog and background-I give this event the chances to happen when pigs fly :dance:

ITA. Whiner Lady is a spoiled, privileged twat who has probably never busted her ass a day in her life. A few weeks ago I got together with some of my church friends and local activists to clear out some space for an urban neighborhood garden. This was a lot of hard work, not easy. I really worked up a sweat. The thought of doing stuff like this every single day, amongst a laundry list of other break backing work truly humbled me. Whiner lady would have a nervous breakdown over her first chipped nail.

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Fuck sake. Now I have REM stuck in my head and a 14 hr N/S to not get rid of it :evil-eye:

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I can't wait for the goat posts. Bucks do things that would make a porn star blush, including screwing the living crap out of *each other* and ejaculating on their own faces. There's a reason country folk use the phrase "hotter than a two pricked billygoat."

I will probably regret asking this for the rest of my natural life, but...just to clarify....their own faces, you say?

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I will probably regret asking this for the rest of my natural life, but...just to clarify....their own faces, you say?

I'm pretty much trying to visualize the logistics of that myself.

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I'm pretty much trying to visualize the logistics of that myself.

lol, glad I'm not the only one :embarrassed:

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Oh OK. You asked for it. A bucks penis is mostly ligaments and connective tissue. It folds up in their body in the shape of a giant S. When they become aroused erectile tissue pulls the S into.a.long straight line, like a.ling skinny red pen about 18 inches long. At thist point it can almost hit their front legs. They hunch up so it rubs on their belly/chest. At ghe moment of truth they twist their head down between their front legs or twist it to the side (wherever they are pointing).

They also urinate on their front legs and beard much they same way. They are musk animals so ths smell of.a rutty buck is almost over powering. Female goata find it irresistable- we have a tool called a buck rag which is a rag rubbed on a bucks legs. If we want to see how receptive a doe is we whip it out and let her sniff it. If she is receptive she will holler and squat and pee ( not on )

People never linger long in the buck barns at our shows, and Ive seen people run out holding their hands over their kids eyes.

You are welcome. Enjoy your breakfast.

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Oh OK. You asked for it. A bucks penis is mostly ligaments and connective tissue. It folds up in their body in the shape of a giant S. When they become aroused erectile tissue pulls the S into.a.long straight line, like a.ling skinny red pen about 18 inches long. At thist point it can almost hit their front legs. They hunch up so it rubs on their belly/chest. At ghe moment of truth they twist their head down between their front legs or twist it to the side (wherever they are pointing).

They also urinate on their front legs and beard much they same way. They are musk animals so ths smell of.a rutty buck is almost over powering. Female goata find it irresistable- we have a tool called a buck rag which is a rag rubbed on a bucks legs. If we want to see how receptive a doe is we whip it out and let her sniff it. If she is receptive she will holler and squat and pee ( not on )

People never linger long in the buck barns at our shows, and Ive seen people run out holding their hands over their kids eyes.

You are welcome. Enjoy your breakfast.

Lol dinner, actually, and you give me less credit than I deserve, I think :lol:

That is interesting! Thank you for the explanation.

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Oh OK. You asked for it. A bucks penis is mostly ligaments and connective tissue. It folds up in their body in the shape of a giant S. When they become aroused erectile tissue pulls the S into.a.long straight line, like a.ling skinny red pen about 18 inches long. At thist point it can almost hit their front legs. They hunch up so it rubs on their belly/chest. At ghe moment of truth they twist their head down between their front legs or twist it to the side (wherever they are pointing).

They also urinate on their front legs and beard much they same way. They are musk animals so ths smell of.a rutty buck is almost over powering. Female goata find it irresistable- we have a tool called a buck rag which is a rag rubbed on a bucks legs. If we want to see how receptive a doe is we whip it out and let her sniff it. If she is receptive she will holler and squat and pee ( not on )

People never linger long in the buck barns at our shows, and Ive seen people run out holding their hands over their kids eyes.

You are welcome. Enjoy your breakfast.

Whiner is GONNA love that :lol:

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Oh OK. You asked for it. A bucks penis is mostly ligaments and connective tissue. It folds up in their body in the shape of a giant S. When they become aroused erectile tissue pulls the S into.a.long straight line, like a.ling skinny red pen about 18 inches long. At thist point it can almost hit their front legs. They hunch up so it rubs on their belly/chest. At ghe moment of truth they twist their head down between their front legs or twist it to the side (wherever they are pointing).

They also urinate on their front legs and beard much they same way. They are musk animals so ths smell of.a rutty buck is almost over powering. Female goata find it irresistable- we have a tool called a buck rag which is a rag rubbed on a bucks legs. If we want to see how receptive a doe is we whip it out and let her sniff it. If she is receptive she will holler and squat and pee ( not on )

People never linger long in the buck barns at our shows, and Ive seen people run out holding their hands over their kids eyes.

You are welcome. Enjoy your breakfast.

Interesting. :lol: From what I remember, that part of raising goats is not mentioned in the encyclopedia of country living.

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So male goats masturbate and ejaculate onto their own faces. Got it. I'm going to turn off my laptop before I get tempted to youtube it.

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