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Created by MRAs, find out just how sexxay you are!

 

heartiste.wordpress.com/dating-market-value-test-for-women/

 

I look surprisingly like the "not hot" girl in the pics, so I think I failed already :lol:

 

(Srsly, I do. That could almost be a shot of me in my younger days if the hair was dyed black.)

 

Then, refreshed by your daily dose of misogyny, move swiftly to Thine is the Kingdom where you can tell how a man is inwardly by his outward look! (Because that's super Christian).

 

allauthority.blogspot.co.uk/2013/05/whats-guy-to-wear.html

 

Is it me, or does the model #4 look like a stereotypical fascist? He really does. I was looking at him going "Ooh, I know that one. Ayrshire branch of the SDL, right? Hangs out with the guy who fancies himself as Anton LaVey?"

 

But according to our mate Gabriel, he's

 

 

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- Respectable

- Strong

- Outdoorsy

- Very masculine

- Well-groomed

- Disciplined

- On-purpose

 

I don't know if that tells more about him than he knows he's letting on. Anyway, "enjoy"! :cray-cray:

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Why does a higher IQ equals lower points is what I'd like to know?

Along with a few other inconsistencies but I'll save that for later, right now I need to sleep off a stupid-induced migraine :angry-banghead:

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Dafuq did I just read? Let's make women like livestock at a cattle market shall we?

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At least they'll be pleased that this unattractive "laydee'' (or not) hasn't shacked up with one of their pinnacles of blokey manliness. 

On the other hand, I have a brother who would fit their reqs for an attractive bloke. He's unmarried, I have a suspicion he bats for the other team.

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You know what, reading this losers personal toilet-wall scribbling in the dustier and more smelly corners of the interwebz made me think once again about the sheer technological power we brought to ourseves when inventing this communication system: Back until the mid90ies, this kind of people would met up at their parents basements or garden sheds to cry at each other how ebil the wemmin´where because they constantly would tell them what pathetic losers guys like them are.

Today, because of the low-threshold medium the internet itself is, they don´t even need to get their asses up to meet up. And what would have stayed on greasy note paper and in some sock drawer for all eternity just 20 years ago, is now readable for everyone.

Although no one takes it serious anyway, this didn´t change that much.

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The whole business is weird. Being arrested apparently increases a man's "dating market value"

heartiste.wordpress.com/dating-market-value-test-for-men/

Er, no. All the arrestees I know go into three main categories:

"OMG, fucking ACAB. I swear."

"That was really daft that you got caught. What the heck?"

"You totally deserved that, you nasty bastard."

None of these equates to "I will rip my pants off and service you straight away. You sex god, you."

:?

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Why does a higher IQ equals lower points is what I'd like to know?

Along with a few other inconsistencies but I'll save that for later, right now I need to sleep off a stupid-induced migraine :angry-banghead:

Because smart women make this kind of man intimidated as she might be better than him at something. Also, she has the brains to run away when she sees this guy.

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I love being scaled by pugdy, toothless, aging and impotent men. I need to know what they think about my appearance.

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But, AVENues, he's a man therefore you're desperate for his cock just by the fact he exists and he's a MAN (swoon). If you aren't HOTT enough to stir his (middle-aged, pudgy, impotent) genitals, you need to try harder.

Or why were you placed on this earth? Eh? Eh?

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OMG. I just read this. I read it and I wept.

does it never occur to you no woman should ever be alone with a man she isnt fully ready willing and able to have sex with?

Um what is this I don't even. :pink-shock:

The end goal of PUA looks something like Gor, with added incest.

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But, AVENues, he's a man therefore you're desperate for his cock just by the fact he exists and he's a MAN (swoon). If you aren't HOTT enough to stir his (middle-aged, pudgy, impotent) genitals, you need to try harder.

Or why were you placed on this earth? Eh? Eh?

:romance-wub:

Let me guess hun, the worse he looks and the meaner he is, the more desperate I am for his cock, amirite? ;)

Other than not washing their soggy underpants, I was put on this Earth to find people that need me. Washing machines have been invented for underwear. Maybe, just maybe, I can use my powers for something mightier than removing secondhand chili from some abusive asshole's briefs. : )))))))))))

I wonder if WE rated them... hm... : ) What would the results be? :think:

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OMG. I just read this. I read it and I wept.

Um what is this I don't even. :pink-shock:

The end goal of PUA looks something like Gor, with added incest.

That is just....vile, rape-apologistic, and overall WRONG WRONG WRONG

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Asshole has clearly never heard of friendship. It's a wonderful thing. Reserved for better people than him, though.

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Does Thine is the Kingdom realise the guy who just got "rescued from a desert island and had to borrow a sailor's shirt" is Prince William?

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The second wise ass was an incredibly insecure person. He totally needs therapy, he keeps analyzing every single man he lays his eyes on and considers attractive. Insecurity is not sexy, but neither is that stuck up little pretentious prick.

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I had a look at that test - it's disgusting!

How long are your legs, how big are your boobs - WTF?

*shudder* :cray-cray:

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I failed the laydee test big time. My boobz are too small; my legs are too short; my facial features aren't perfect; the list could go on and on. I don't know how I ever got married. My hubby must be visually impaired.

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Oh those MRAs are just so clever! Here I was thinking that I was happy with myself, my hubby and my kids. Little did I know that hubby was secretly disgusted by me. Thanks for setting me straight!!!!eleventy!!!! Out of the gate my age, breast size, leg length and IQ put me in the negative. Oh Nooz

Now I'm going to take my ugly sorry self off to a day of fun at the amusement park with my friends and family. How I will ever hold back the tears I'll never know.

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

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OMG. I just read this. I read it and I wept.

Um what is this I don't even. :pink-shock:

The end goal of PUA looks something like Gor, with added incest.

WHAT THE FUCK I CAN'T EVEN :pink-shock: :pink-shock: :pink-shock: :angry-banghead: :angry-banghead: :angry-banghead:

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I HAVE NOTHING

Military service contains an essence of masculinity that is being reduced in modern civilian society. In (pre-Communist) Marxist philosophical terms, we are alienated from our essential manhood in the normal modern social environment. These soldiers have reconnected with their essential manhood in war. Marx also holds that real-world philosophical application must be social and practical activity. As such, in war, these men have re-engaged their essential manhood with fellow men, a band of brothers, doing the same. When they go home, they and their fellow soldiers who were essentially men in the war are once again estranged from their essential manhood in the normal modern social environment.

O.....k. Right. I'm trying to be nice. I'm trying to make sense of this.

"Pre-Communist Marxism". That's, um, an interesting concept. I'm going to go with one or more of the below:

1. He means Marxism without Lenin's interpretation (i.e, something like the Ikea version of Marxism believed in by the likes of Kautsky, or the SPGB's dilution of Marxism into pure theory, rather than what Marx actually said or meant).

2. He means that as the ENTIRE FUCKING WORLD is "pre-Communist", Marx's examination of economic and social relations should be reduced and deformed into a simple answer to men's worries about the state of their knobs.

3. He means that the complex idea of alienation is a. inapplicable to women workers and. b. can be so parodied as to end up as "Hurry up lads, get your cocks out and load your guns and everything will be just fine!" To which there are really no words to express the blatant stupidity of that delusion.

4. He doesn't know what Communism or communism actually means and wouldn't know the different types of communism if they came up and (collectively, natch) bit him in the arse.

I...I just don't know. I have spent hours paddling about in the manosphere and it's nearly half two. I want a shower, a nice lunch and to forget MRAs exist.

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I HAVE NOTHING

O.....k. Right. I'm trying to be nice. I'm trying to make sense of this.

"Pre-Communist Marxism". That's, um, an interesting concept. I'm going to go with one or more of the below:

1. He means Marxism without Lenin's interpretation (i.e, something like the Ikea version of Marxism believed in by the likes of Kautsky, or the SPGB's dilution of Marxism into pure theory, rather than what Marx actually said or meant).

2. He means that as the ENTIRE FUCKING WORLD is "pre-Communist", Marx's examination of economic and social relations should be reduced and deformed into a simple answer to men's worries about the state of their knobs.

3. He means that the complex idea of alienation is a. inapplicable to women workers and. b. can be so parodied as to end up as "Hurry up lads, get your cocks out and load your guns and everything will be just fine!" To which there are really no words to express the blatant stupidity of that delusion.

4. He doesn't know what Communism or communism actually means and wouldn't know the different types of communism if they came up and (collectively, natch) bit him in the arse.

I...I just don't know. I have spent hours paddling about in the manosphere and it's nearly half two. I want a shower, a nice lunch and to forget MRAs exist.

But JFC don't you know that you are but a lowly woman who doesn't have the brain power or life experience to understand what the menz are talking about? :penguin-no: Those who are not perfect 10s so fall at the feet of the nearest man and beg them to put us in our place.

Or we could laugh at them and go on with our lives. Ya know, whatever :dance:

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That is the weirdest shit I've ever read. I'm still totally confused that men like this actually believe most women care what they think of them...? I hope they really love masturbating.

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What a sad little man he must be. I am beyond disgusted that a previous arrest for child porn only loses a man one freaking point on the men's test.

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What a sad little man he must be. I am beyond disgusted that a previous arrest for child porn only loses a man one freaking point on the men's test.

Given that his prime age range for attractiveness includes girls below the age of 18, I'm not sure I'm surprised!

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I'm amused by how viscous he is about a women's appearance if it doesn't conform to having a barbie doll like figure and features but she loses points if she so much as doesn't compliment a guy on having small genitalia. Double standard much?

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