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You female dogs want the latest-latest-latest update from Courtney Au Naturel *cough* *cough*? Oh, come on, I KNOW you do...

Her mother is still speaking to the press (does the woman get any time for a peepee break in between all these candid interviews and her recent move to LA?) and now she reveals her very own role models: the Kardashian Pimp & Linnocent's CrackBuddy!

Does it get any better? Mmmm, the sweet smell of fresh publicity stints... It's like caca on a stick! :roll:

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Could someone please post the full link? I don't understand why full links aren't posted here, but my browser doesn't just "fill in the blanks". Please advise -- thanks!

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I too think at least part of this is for publicity and famewhoring. I heard they are shopping a reality show. No one would know either of their names if it weren't for this sham of a marriage. As they say, there is no such thing as bad publicity.... but for God sakes, this is coming squickingly close.

Oh yeah - they said in a prior interview that there are plans for a reality t.v. show.

May and December...romance!

I thought it was disgusting when my ex-husband hooked up with his girlfriend who is 28 years younger than him.

That guy is totally pinging my gaydar. I think he's wearing more plaster and makeup than her! Acting lessons are not all he's giving her.

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Could someone please post the full link? I don't understand why full links aren't posted here, but my browser doesn't just "fill in the blanks". Please advise -- thanks!

I don't think any of the links in this tread are broken. You should just be able to click on the link and it will take you to the pages.

She looks up to Dina Lohan, seriously? Is this train ever going to stop crashing? :angry-banghead:

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Reading Courtney's Twitter account is like reading a trashy romance novel (with a Bible verse thrown in for good measure, because she's a "Christian"):

Sliding an ice-cube all over my body. Hiking with the pooches through the inclines of Hollywood, CA, sure can get your adrenaline to rush!

1 Aug via web

"It is the blessing of the LORD that makes rich, And He adds no sorrow to it." Proverbs 10:22*

2 Aug via web

Stopped into Sweet Lady Jane's delicious sweet shoppe early this evening & mmm... she's still got me lickin' my frosting coated fingers! ;-)

What a sensuous Saturday morning this is: The whimsical palm trees are lightly swaying, while the soft breeze sweetly kisses my body. Mmm...

Feeling like rockin' my hips to sexy & catchy tune... "Don't Put It On Me, Girl" will work just fine! ;-)

Exotically crawling into bed for a wondrous night fulfilled with sweet & mysterious dreams... Meow! ;-)

3 Aug via web

Slipped into the littlest mini-dress & stepped inside the sexiest stiletto heels to head out the door to catch a flick & a sweet treat! ;-)

9 hours ago via web

Is this chick for real? Do supposed 16 year old girls really talk this way? Also, I think she was one of those girls in high school was "technically" a virgin... as in, fooled around with guys, but never went all the way.

Here are her modeling pics **Note, her profile on this modeling sight indicates she is 17, not 16. Not that it matters, but it does make me wonder if she's lying about her age.

http://www.exploretalent.com/courtneystodden

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How does one "exotically" crawl into bed?

All of her malapropisms are killing me.

Here is one more thought I had--there is almost NO WAY Courtney actually thinks Doug is hot. He is not a hot older guy.

(I typed "Dough"! HAHAHA!)

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Ok, I checked out that site and either Courtney Stodden is not 16 (most likely) or she is lying on her resume (also likely)...

Short Resume: Prior Job Title(s): Miss Ocean Shores, Washington, Ad For Elvis Presley's Fan Club, Promotional Modeling For Golds Gym, Hostess of The Courtney Stodden Show, Modeling, Singing, Song Writing, Dancing, Acting, Production, Movie Reviewing hostess, Interviewing/Broadcasting, Miss USA Pageant, Public Speaking & Promotional/Marketing Modeling.

Note it does not say "Miss Teen USA".

From the Miss USA website.

ARE THERE AGE REQUIREMENTS?

Yes. Miss Universe and Miss USA contestants must be at least 18 years of age and under 27 years of age by February 1st in the year they hope to compete in the Miss Universe or Miss USA competition. Miss Teen USA candidates must be at least 14 and under 19 years of age by February 1st in the year they hope to compete in the Miss Teen USA competition.

Also note, she is not listed on the site for 2011, 2010, or 2009 contestants. Nor is she listed as a Miss Teen USA contestant for those years.

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Glad my A-cup boobs are 'organic...'

Maybe her boobs are natural, it's not uncommon for teenage girls to have a sudden 'growth spurt.' (I was not so lucky.) But I'm positive she had something done to her cheeks and eyes. What plastic surgeon would operate on a 16-year-old?

Edit: This is of course assuming she's not actually 35.

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I've read that article before. I went from a B-DD pretty quickly and am willing to give her the benefit of the doubt (push-up bras/tape/growth spurt, perhaps), but I'm sure she's had facial work done too.

Surgeons can and do do cosmetic surgery on 16-year-olds. I know this firsthand because I had some done when I was 16 to cosmetically correct a scar. It was considered both cosmetic surgery and corrective surgery and was 100% covered by health care. If someone has issues with their teeth or nose then a doctor willing to play ball can do what are essentially cosmetic surgeries (like nose jobs and cheek sculpting) under the guise of corrective surgery.

Besides, in America there are a lot of surgeons who will do almost any cosmetic surgery on any girl as long as the parents okay it (as if mommy dearest would say no) and they have the money. Plenty of 16-year-olds have had boob and nose jobs.

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I've read that article before. I went from a B-DD pretty quickly and am willing to give her the benefit of the doubt (push-up bras/tape/growth spurt, perhaps), but I'm sure she's had facial work done too.

Surgeons can and do do cosmetic surgery on 16-year-olds. I know this firsthand because I had some done when I was 16 to cosmetically correct a scar. It was considered both cosmetic surgery and corrective surgery and was 100% covered by health care. If someone has issues with their teeth or nose then a doctor willing to play ball can do what are essentially cosmetic surgeries (like nose jobs and cheek sculpting) under the guise of corrective surgery.

Besides, in America there are a lot of surgeons who will do almost any cosmetic surgery on any girl as long as the parents okay it (as if mommy dearest would say no) and they have the money. Plenty of 16-year-olds have had boob and nose jobs.

I always thought that plastic surgery on teens was forbidden, unless there was a REALLY good reason, like scarring, or a facial flaw that could cause intense emotional suffering. Of course this is America...
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It's not forbidden. Put simply, it usually requires parental consent and a doctor or team of doctors who are willing (for whatever reason) to look past the moral issue.

For example, most surgeons wouldn't do lap band surgery on someone under 18, but there are a small number of doctors who have done it on children as young as 13 because they personally believe that it's better done before obesity-related disease sets in, even though the vast majority of doctors wouldn't do it. Some doctors refuse to give girls under 18 breast augmentation surgery because they still have a chance to grow, but some doctors believe that it's beneficial to the patient to do it sooner rather than later. I know of a 7-year-old girl in the UK who had surgery to pin back her ears because she was teased and it was at the mother's request.

It's all a matter of ethics - on the part of the parent(s) for agreeing to it, and also on the part of the medical staff involved. Some procedures require counseling or for the patient to be over 18, but the only requirements for most elective cosmetic procedures are parental consent and the agreement of the doctor. In the US, it seems there are more doctors who are willing to look past the ethical issues than in places like the UK or Australia (which is where I live and had my surgery). It could also be that parents in the US are more willing to allow their children to have procedures done - after all, if the parent doesn't agree it can't be done.

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I don't think any of the links in this tread are broken. You should just be able to click on the link and it will take you to the pages.

She looks up to Dina Lohan, seriously? Is this train ever going to stop crashing? :angry-banghead:

In her defense, I don't think she sounds like she idolizes Dina Lohan. I think the interviewer asked her what she thought of Dina Lohan, and she tried to answer diplomatically. It often is that way when one celebrity/wannabe talks about another publicly, that the interviewer brings up the other name.

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It's pretty common for teenage girls to get nose jobs under the guise of deviated septum surgery...or, even if they do have an actual deviated septum, the nose job can be considered an "added bonus".

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This is her in the Miss Washington Teen USA contest in 2010

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2:08-2:10 :lol: Oh, background girl, you priceless...

Courtney smelled of cheap beer infused desperation already. And she HAS to stop the drunk chicken cross-over walking. This is NOT top model material, no matter what these oversexualised teen girls may think.

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Just had to add this... I was watching the ABC News interview with the "happy couple", and this was one of the photos that showed up: courtneystodden.jpg

This is Courtney walking down the aisle in her wedding dress... if you could call it that o.O

Also, a great parody! a2bqVwvAWeA

And a loop of Courtney's crazy facial expressions... QyMYNOnVFqs

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oh me, oh my...that loop of facial expressions is great.

the two gifs in the comments area of that gawker thread are awesome, too. what a nutjob.

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I hadn't seen any of the interviews with her, only still shots- but holy shit. That girl looks like a porn star with all of her facial expressions. Look at her sizing him up... you can kind of see why a 51 year old man would want a teenage girl like that.

"waited until marriage" my ass. They're clearly going for a reality show and she's trying to appeal to as many people as possible.

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oh me, oh my...that loop of facial expressions is great.

I think she looks like she's about to vomit all over his face. It's disturbing and not at all sexy. Especially if she's only sixteen, which I have a hard time believing, but who the hell knows? The whole thing creeps me out.

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It's pretty common for kids to have their ears pinned back or surgery to make a cleft palate scar look less obvious (and I support these if the child is bothered by the issue), but I can't imagine getting a surgery that turns you into a walking sex symbol while in your teens. Gross!

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http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-court ... py-at-all/

"“He’s not creepy. He is such a great guy, he’s so intelligent. I see why they’re together, he looks like he’s in his early 30s, and Courtney looks like he’s in her late 20s ... It’s like they’re talking about someone else when they say bad things about Doug. He’s with my daughter and I wouldn’t want a creepy guy with my daughter. He’s a wonderful, great man.â€--Courtney Stodden‘s mom, Krista Stodden, explains how she feels about her 16-year-old daughter marrying 51-year-old actor Doug Hutchison. We knew her parents had to approve of the coupling, since they wouldn’t have been able to tie the knot without parental consent, but really—Krista doesn’t find the age differential here a little strange?"

Krista Stodden or Michelle Duggar?? Which should be "Mother of the Year?"

:think:

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