Can it get any worse???? (a la Courtney Stodden)

[darkplumaged]

If he looks like he's in his early 30s, I look like I'm 12. And since when does how old you LOOK determine whether your relationship is appropriate? Gawd, what an idiot.

Courtney is one of the most bizarre people I've ever seen. I'm still not sure whether I buy that she's 16, but that's almost beside the point--her creepy, over-the-top attempts to be sexy are somehow even more disturbing than her purported age.

[anniebgood]

In the lip lock video she has a sort of Ann Margaret 1960's pout going on. Look at some old Ann Margaret photos and she did the same thing only she actually looked pretty good. Courtney just looks pitiful. Wonder if Doug has endless Viagra RX refills?

[forever ago]

http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-courtney-stoddens-mom-doesnt-think-doug-hutchison-is-creepy-at-all/

"“He’s not creepy. He is such a great guy, he’s so intelligent. I see why they’re together, he looks like he’s in his early 30s, and Courtney looks like he’s in her late 20s ... It’s like they’re talking about someone else when they say bad things about Doug. He’s with my daughter and I wouldn’t want a creepy guy with my daughter. He’s a wonderful, great man.â€--Courtney Stodden‘s mom, Krista Stodden, explains how she feels about her 16-year-old daughter marrying 51-year-old actor Doug Hutchison. We knew her parents had to approve of the coupling, since they wouldn’t have been able to tie the knot without parental consent, but really—Krista doesn’t find the age differential here a little strange?"

Krista Stodden or Michelle Duggar?? Which should be "Mother of the Year?"

:think:

I'd take Michelle over Krista any day. At least Michelle doesn't pimp her children out to 50 year old men and make them look like porn stars. While I'm not an expert on Arkansas law, I'm sure Michelle or Jim Bob would have allowed such a coupling. Whatever their flaws, they at least have the decency to marry their kids off to people about the same age.

[Cassandra]

Just had to add this... I was watching the ABC News interview with the "happy couple", and this was one of the photos that showed up:

This is Courtney walking down the aisle in her wedding dress... if you could call it that o.O

It looks like she's trying so hard to be sexy. I can't imagine her looking back 15 years later at that dress and being happy. Or showing it to future children.

[forever ago]

That has got to be the skankiest wedding dress I've ever seen. I can't imagine her looking back 15 years later and being happy with that either.

[dawbs]

That has got to be the skankiest wedding dress I've ever seen. I can't imagine her looking back 15 years later and being happy with that either.

Best-case-scenario, it makes the cover of her tell-all-book about her crazy mom as she retires to a quiet life as a sane person who isn't treated as meat/mealticket.

[Guest Anonymous]

Okay, help.... is this real?

If she didn't legit burp, why is she doing that with her face?! And if she did burp... WTF?

That's not even the most disturbing video. The one where she's dancing with Michael Jackson? I can totally see why he'd be her idol, you know, he was a big fan of close adult-child relationships.

I was relieved to see in the comments that she reminded someone else of Chris Crocker, too.

But seriously, what's the deal with the 'burp' video???

[xReems]

Okay, help.... is this real?

If she didn't legit burp, why is she doing that with her face?! And if she did burp... WTF?

That's not even the most disturbing video. The one where she's dancing with Michael Jackson? I can totally see why he'd be her idol, you know, he was a big fan of close adult-child relationships.

I was relieved to see in the comments that she reminded someone else of Chris Crocker, too.

But seriously, what's the deal with the 'burp' video???

Hahahahahaha! I wish that was real but the sadly the burp isn't.

Did anyone see an article where some DJ wanted them to do a radio show and contacted them but they're asking for money and demanding to be paid $3 million just to appear?

I smell fame whores.

[Cassandra]

Did anyone see an article where some DJ wanted them to do a radio show and contacted them but they're asking for money and demanding to be paid $3 million just to appear?

I smell fame whores.

Sigh. This is why I hate modern media. Yesterday I had to dig through the internet to get info on the London riots, because in the US apparently that's not important front pageish news. Yet, I'm sure people paid that couple thousands of dollars for tv interviews and I can find info on them anywhere :(

[Beeks]

Sigh. This is why I hate modern media. Yesterday I had to dig through the internet to get info on the London riots, because in the US apparently that's not important front pageish news. Yet, I'm sure people paid that couple thousands of dollars for tv interviews and I can find info on them anywhere :(

?? The riots have been front page on every news site I read...

[emmiedahl]

I've seen them on the internet, but they only got like 10 seconds on my evening news last night. Sandwiched between a few minutes discussing a minor car wreck and a huge feature on how the local mall has great sales because stores are trying to bring in more shoppers. It was like, people are burning cars in London... And, in more important news, the Gap is having a BOGO on jeans! OMG, sweatshirts for 14.99 at Aeropostale!!!! Nothing about the black man killed in Mississippi, which pissed me off.

edited because modern and minor sound similar but do not mean the same thing :o

[ChunkyBarbie]

Okay, help.... is this real?

If she didn't legit burp, why is she doing that with her face?! And if she did burp... WTF?

That's not even the most disturbing video. The one where she's dancing with Michael Jackson? I can totally see why he'd be her idol, you know, he was a big fan of close adult-child relationships.

I was relieved to see in the comments that she reminded someone else of Chris Crocker, too.

But seriously, what's the deal with the 'burp' video???

Chris Crocker! I knew she reminded me of somebody. Good Lord, what a hot mess!

[muffynbear]

Sixteen-year old Courtney Alexis Stodden is defending her father after his recent stint in jail for a DUI arrest and she's speaking only to RadarOnline.com.

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2 ... dui-arrest

Check out her fake sprayed-on abs:

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2 ... son-photos

[doggie]

right after she got her pink dyed dog back.

[Guest Anonymous]

Sixteen-year old Courtney Alexis Stodden is defending her father after his recent stint in jail for a DUI arrest and she's speaking only to RadarOnline.com.

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2 ... dui-arrest

Check out her fake sprayed-on abs:

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2 ... son-photos

"'I’m so glad my pink dog is back with me,' Courtney exclusively told RadarOnline.com."

Is she that vapid that she forgot it's name?? Who talks about their pet like that? "I'm happy to see my tortoiseshell cat!"..."I'm so glad my brown spiky hedgehog was just hibernating."

What a goof.

[doggie]

then you have the pic with her mom and of course she is thrusting her boobs out. she is sure proud of them.

[keeperrox]

Only 16-years-old and absolutely no plastic surgery?

I have a very hard time believing that at least part of the above statement isn't a big ol' lie.

[wtfrenchtoast]

I just about died watching her facial expressions in an interview. Seriously could not stop laughing. However, those videos of her singing are just wrong. If she's a singer then I'm married to Johnny Depp.

[SweetTexasCrude]

Here's your Monday fix of Courtney Stodden: http://au.tv.yahoo.com/the-morning-show ... n-critics/

She and Doug went on an Australian morning show (ugh, so sad that this story has gone global) where they act 'surprised' at the attention they're getting (remember, they're seeking out these paid appearances) and said they're putting a reality show together.

Courtney showed up with her weave looking extra ratty and her tank top falling off her shoulders. The had the pink-dyed dog, too. It's really special :roll:

[muffynbear]

Here's your Monday fix of Courtney Stodden: http://au.tv.yahoo.com/the-morning-show ... n-critics/

She and Doug went on an Australian morning show (ugh, so sad that this story has gone global) where they act 'surprised' at the attention they're getting (remember, they're seeking out these paid appearances) and said they're putting a reality show together.

Courtney showed up with her weave looking extra ratty and her tank top falling off her shoulders. The had the pink-dyed dog, too. It's really special :roll:

I loved that she compared herself to Marilyn Monroe and the other "classy" women of Hollywood. Gag me. She really thinks she's klassy?

[doggie]

She tries to be klassy but ends up pseudo slutty. She is not even good at fake slutty that's the sad. a little girl trying to be a porn star.

[WonderingInWA]

Watching that latest video for the Aussie TV program, here are my thoughts:

1) She keeps fiddling with the strap of her top but never actually pulls the strap up. WTF? And am I the only one that notices that most of her spaghetti-string tops have those weird clear rubber straps that lie beneath the fabric straps? I guess when you've got boobs like that, that's your support?

2) She keeps tapping her right ear -- I guess that's probably where her receiver is, but when you are a professional, you don't do that.

3) It is amazing to me she considers herself in the same category as Sharon Tate, Marilyn Monroe, and even Pamela Anderson. I would love to get a set of her former classmates from Ocean Shores, WA, into a room and get the REAL story on just what a person she is.

[WonderingInWA]

AND, I'd like to know if she's had other boyfriends. She says she knew Doug was for her, but exactly how much experience did she have before meeting him? My guess is her Ocean Shores classmates could shed some light on that one, too.

[kunoichi66]

I've been lurking for a long while, but I finally had to register after watching that Australian video - my god, these two creep me out.

I don't know anything about gaydar or cokedar (from the other thread) but I do know that Doug really creeps me out. Watching his expressions on the Australian video made me want to vomit. There is something so.....off about his behaviour. Did anyone catch the way he was checking her out during the video?

*shudders* Poor Courtney. I don't care about anything else - she is in way over her head, in more ways than one, and she just doesn't seem to realise it.

[sugaree]

Watching that latest video for the Aussie TV program, here are my thoughts:

1) She keeps fiddling with the strap of her top but never actually pulls the strap up. WTF? And am I the only one that notices that most of her spaghetti-string tops have those weird clear rubber straps that lie beneath the fabric straps? I guess when you've got boobs like that, that's your support?

2) She keeps tapping her right ear -- I guess that's probably where her receiver is, but when you are a professional, you don't do that.

3) It is amazing to me she considers herself in the same category as Sharon Tate, Marilyn Monroe, and even Pamela Anderson. I would love to get a set of her former classmates from Ocean Shores, WA, into a room and get the REAL story on just what a person she is.

I thought those were her bra straps? Those bras with the clear plastic straps are meant to be worn with spaghetti strapped tops. I'm not crazy about them, but they must be more comfortable than standard strapless bras.

Is that Courtney Stodden Twitter for real? Is that really her? If so, whose bad idea was it? I literally cringe in embarrassment as I read it. Could anybody really find that sexy?