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Oh Gosh.

http://www.eonline.com/videos/v167396_d ... riage.html

If I had to live with that girl, I swear I would kill myself. The aggravating way she purses her lips, every move and shake of the head looking like she's auditioning for a porno, her grating laugh... ugh.

More of the same ol' same ol'... but it's like a trainwreck I can't look away from. She acts so stoned all. the. time. She may be "real", but she SURE doesn't act like it. :-P I mean, if you have a real body, why would you want to come across as the fakest person ever?

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it really sounds like mom spoiled her rotten and that could be part of why she acts so strange. I can't imagine her acting in much of anything but a stupid blond role or porn. she sure can't sing.

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That is true... she just acts so... different (abnormally so) from anyone I have ever known. It's just kinda disturbing. :-P

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Oh Gosh.

http://www.eonline.com/videos/v167396_d ... riage.html

If I had to live with that girl, I swear I would kill myself. The aggravating way she purses her lips, every move and shake of the head looking like she's auditioning for a porno, her grating laugh... ugh.

More of the same ol' same ol'... but it's like a trainwreck I can't look away from. She acts so stoned all. the. time. She may be "real", but she SURE doesn't act like it. :-P I mean, if you have a real body, why would you want to come across as the fakest person ever?

Not to mention the way she drops her head, puts her shoulders back and sticks out her chest. I believe in the animal kingdom they call that "presenting".

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Not to mention the way she drops her head, puts her shoulders back and sticks out her chest. I believe in the animal kingdom they call that "presenting".

she was doing that at 14. makes you wonder.

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Oh, like a 16-year-old had anything THAT interesting to say in e-mails. AS IF a 16-year-old was so exciting to a 51-year-old just from her words. Especially THAT 16 year old girl!

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The saddest part of it all is that anyone - anyone - believes their cock & bull story. Whatever her age, whatever her history, whatever...anything, that girl does more promote the image of a stoned, washed up porn star than of anything else. I'm kind of scared that things have reached a point where they even imagine they could pull it off - whatever it is they are trying to pull off, aside from the reality show. Does anyone believe anything they say? Does someone 'help' her learn how to act like a drunk sex toy? The mind, it boggles.

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I feel like the more I watch her, the more it becomes clear to me that she really is young, and a child in many ways. The things she says, the way she acts, is like a kid trying to do her best impression of "grown-up."

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Oh, like a 16-year-old had anything THAT interesting to say in e-mails. AS IF a 16-year-old was so exciting to a 51-year-old just from her words. Especially THAT 16 year old girl!

Well from what I can gather from her interviews, every third word is mmmmm-hmmmm. Must make for some interesting conversation.

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chick is coked out of her GOURD.

constant movement, twitching, nose touching. Totally coked out of her noggin.

And he is trying so hard to come off as calm, soft-spoken and sincere. it's creepy.

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He is pinging my gaydar, but I must admit that I don't have the best gaydar. Now, cokedar. I have excellent cokedar, and I agree with contrary that she is very high.

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Excuse me for a moment while I vomit :puke-huge: Ok, back. Is he seriously 51? That is so disgusting that he would be interested in a 16 year old.

And yes, she looks like a bad porn star. I hate it when people completely cake themselves in makeup like that. It's so fake.

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Well, of course he's trying to look calm. The point if the media blitz he's doing is to try to save his career from the label of Pedophile he's now assumed with this "marriage"..... I don't think he's helping his case. Even letting her go on interviews so strung out on drugs reinforces the perception that he's a pedophile.

Although, I did like the question about why they choose to wait for marriage to have sex...uh, cause without that piece of paper someone was going to throw his ass in jail where it belongs for nailing jailbait.

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so wait did she say they met in January 2011? So what you get married less than 6 months after meeting O_o that IS mature, well done!

weirdoooos

and by the way I find it equally creepy that people are doing interviews and asking them about their love story - no it's not interesting and no it should not be emulated and yes those people are creepy.

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He is pinging my gaydar, but I must admit that I don't have the best gaydar. Now, cokedar. I have excellent cokedar, and I agree with contrary that she is very high.

I have terrible gaydar too, I've had two very close friends come out since my freshman year and I had had no clue. That said, the little eyeroll he does around 00:56? When he says 'online'? Somebody needs to make a GIF of that. It's like, the most cliche gay facial expression I can think of. If one were to try and do an impression of a gay man, that's what you'd do. Especially funny that at that exact moment Cokeney does this "I'm gonna jump your bones" pout.

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I swear this is all for publicity and not for love. Whenever she talks or I see pictures of her, I wanna yell "Gold digger!"

She's not a good Christian girl as her mother claims she is; look at how she acts, dresses, etc! From the way she talks, I don't know what kind of conversation those two have--unless, the "convos" involve her moaning and screaming...ew.

She's a fake.

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I cannot say for sure of course, but I would not be surprised if they are not having sex at all. I'm feeling publicity-sham marriage. Sure, maybe they are friends and coke-buddies, but I'm just not feeling any sexual chemistry at all here.

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“He’s not creepy,†Courtney’s mom Krista Stodden exclusively told RadarOnline.com. “He is such a great guy, he’s so intelligent.â€

The pair has a 35-year age difference, and Krista said she understands why people don’t get their relationship, but explains that it works just fine for them.

“I see why they’re together, he looks like he’s in his early 30s, and Courtney looks like he’s in her late 20s,†she says.

And the protective mom warns that people who don’t know the couple shouldn’t criticize them. “Hold your judgment back, the goodness comes and overwhelms people who meet them.

“It’s like they’re talking about someone else when they say bad things about Doug,†Krista said. “He’s with my daughter and I wouldn’t want a creepy guy with my daughter.â€

Meanwhile, she insists that Courtney has made a sound decision in becoming Doug’s teen bride. “He’s a wonderful, great man,†she says.

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“He’s not creepy,†Courtney’s mom Krista Stodden exclusively told RadarOnline.com. “He is such a great guy, he’s so intelligent.â€

The pair has a 35-year age difference, and Krista said she understands why people don’t get their relationship, but explains that it works just fine for them.

“I see why they’re together, he looks like he’s in his early 30s, and Courtney looks like he’s in her late 20s,†she says.

And the protective mom warns that people who don’t know the couple shouldn’t criticize them. “Hold your judgment back, the goodness comes and overwhelms people who meet them.

“It’s like they’re talking about someone else when they say bad things about Doug,†Krista said. “He’s with my daughter and I wouldn’t want a creepy guy with my daughter.â€

Meanwhile, she insists that Courtney has made a sound decision in becoming Doug’s teen bride. “He’s a wonderful, great man,†she says.

Someone needs to tell the mother to back off on the weed and look how fake her daughter looks. Hell, even when she smiles it's creepy.

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“He’s not creepy,†Courtney’s mom Krista Stodden exclusively told RadarOnline.com. “He is such a great guy, he’s so intelligent.â€

The pair has a 35-year age difference, and Krista said she understands why people don’t get their relationship, but explains that it works just fine for them.

“I see why they’re together, he looks like he’s in his early 30s, and Courtney looks like he’s in her late 20s,†she says.

And the protective mom warns that people who don’t know the couple shouldn’t criticize them. “Hold your judgment back, the goodness comes and overwhelms people who meet them.

“It’s like they’re talking about someone else when they say bad things about Doug,†Krista said. “He’s with my daughter and I wouldn’t want a creepy guy with my daughter.â€

Meanwhile, she insists that Courtney has made a sound decision in becoming Doug’s teen bride. “He’s a wonderful, great man,†she says.

Why yes, that must be what every great relationship is built on...looking close to one another's age!

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He is pinging my gaydar, but I must admit that I don't have the best gaydar. Now, cokedar. I have excellent cokedar, and I agree with contrary that she is very high.

My gaydar is going off, too. But he might be picking up on some of her mannerisms (pursed lips, upwards inflections) because he's so "in love" with her.

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Why yes, that must be what every great relationship is built on...looking close to one another's age!

BAHAHA... of course! I mean, that's what I base all of MY relationships on! "We look close in age... so what that he's 12 and I'm 20? Our souls connected."

I just squicked myself out just writing that.... :shock:

Ok... so in a previous interview he said he didn't know her age until after they started "falling for each other". Yet in this interview, they were put in touch by a mutual friend... how would he not know her age? Who would put a grown man in touch with a teenager and not say "oh yeah, she's 16"?

I smell something fishy... Ok, a lot of things fishy, but that stood out to me the most.

Also the timing... they met and 6 months later married? Little hasty much? And regardless of how "nice" a guy is, there is NOTHING good and EVERYTHING creepy about a 51 year old sexually interested in a 16 year old. Oh yeah... they "look close to each other's age". :-P

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