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so this was back in december but her name is so WTF it's good for year round snark.

buildingafamilythatwillstand.blogspot.sg/2012/12/victoria-providence-rae-yuck-is-born.html?m=1

Married on March 15 and baby born on December 23 of the same year. You do the math yourself... :twisted:

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...I did not know that "Yuck" was a real last name. At least, not spelled that way.

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Looks like she got pregnant about two weeks after her wedding. Wow.

I heard of a woman who got pregnant with triplets on her honeymoon. Can't even imagine!

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My mom was born exactly 9 months to the day after my grandparents were married. My grandmother was 17. Of course, this was 1 week after Pearl Harbor and my grandfather was going away to boot camp the next day.

My mom, however, had a perfectly normal name.

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Around here there are people with the last name Boob. And they don't change it! There are wedding and baby announcements with that last name, and I can never get over it.

And speaking of unfortunate names, a couple years ago Sam Boob was murdered, and one of the accomplices was named Kermit Butts. Seriously.

http://www.ksdk.com/news/local/story.as ... yid=214726

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Looks like she got pregnant about two weeks after her wedding. Wow.

I heard of a woman who got pregnant with triplets on her honeymoon. Can't even imagine!

My SIL got pregnant within 2 weeks of being married. The baby was born 9 months and 10 days after the wedding. I think it's hilarious that they didn't even kiss until the wedding and 2 weeks later she's pregnant. :-)

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Victoria Providence Rae is ok as a name. Atleast she got a decent first name. Not much you can do about a family name except change it.

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Speaking of unfortunate names makes me think of a poor kid who was named Dick. His parents had given their other children D-names, so I think they were running short of names starting with D. That's not an excuse to name your child Dick though. There is no way they didn't know what Dick meant. You just can't be that clueless. I mean, English is almost like a second language here by now.

Btw. Brad Pitt is a funny name here, since "pitt" is a Swedish word for dick lol.

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Speaking of unfortunate names makes me think of a poor kid who was named Dick. His parents had given their other children D-names, so I think they were running short of names starting with D. That's not an excuse to name your child Dick though. There is no way they didn't know what Dick meant. You just can't be that clueless. I mean, English is almost like a second language here by now.

Jinger will never be able to complain about getting the short end of the stick on alphabet themed names...

I feel kinda sorry for any kid called Dick now it is commonly used as a name for a penis.

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Hmm, I thought Kelly and Petey had another one. To be called "Yuck" of course.

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Speaking of unfortunate names makes me think of a poor kid who was named Dick. His parents had given their other children D-names, so I think they were running short of names starting with D. That's not an excuse to name your child Dick though. There is no way they didn't know what Dick meant. You just can't be that clueless. I mean, English is almost like a second language here by now.

Btw. Brad Pitt is a funny name here, since "pitt" is a Swedish word for dick lol.

Well, Dick is an accepted American nickname for Richard, though I don't think I've met anyone under 40 who uses it.

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I can't help but think of Tori Bates and the yuck colors door.

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My first was born 9months 10 days after our wedding... But we were living together a year before that... People still get a good chuckle out of it though!

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I can't help but think of Tori Bates and the yuck colors door.

:lol: That's probably my favorite thing that ever happened on 17/18/19KaC.

On another note, apparently (at the wise age of five) I informed my mother she wasn't allowed to name my baby brother her favorite boys' name because it was "yucky," and she actually listened to me (?!) After many years of that story in our family lore, I'm pretty amused that somebody out there now, quite literally, named their child a "yucky" name. Her first/middle names are pretty nice, though.

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My first was born 9months 10 days after our wedding... But we were living together a year before that... People still get a good chuckle out of it though!

Same here, I had my IUD removed 1 week after the wedding, my forst son was born exactly 9 months and 10 days after the wedding. Christmas 18 months later we had a nice dinner with friends and family, full of food and wine we decided to have a second child.... The next morning we thought, let's wait a little bit longer......too late!!

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My SIL got pregnant within 2 weeks of being married. The baby was born 9 months and 10 days after the wedding. I think it's hilarious that they didn't even kiss until the wedding and 2 weeks later she's pregnant. :-)

When you've been waiting sooooo long to have sex, don't we just assume that the sperm in there are like.. formerly tied up puppies who just wanna run, and so when you finally unleash them it's like :cracking-up: (and yes, I know that's not how sperm actually works, but just go with it)

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Our first was born nine months and 3 days after our wedding in Ethiopia.

However, we had a second wedding in America, 3 months after the first. I'm pretty sure some church ladies were doing some frantic arithmetic when they heard about his birth. :whistle:

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