Dream 19 Kids And Counting Episodes

[Kitty]

Jill's probably way too drunk on the Kool-Aid for this to happen, but I remain hopeful that Jana's future experience in childbirth coaching will make the dangers and sacrifices inherent in pregnancy more apparent to her and she'll become pro-choice.

Then again, her mother nearly died with Josie, so maybe not.

There's a reason the thread is called 'dream' episodes. Do you think NASA will really shoot Jim Bob into the sun? :(

[Lillybee]

Send all the adult children to Burning Man. My son's camp would be happy to accept them and show them the ropes.

[alba]

There's a reason the thread is called 'dream' episodes. Do you think NASA will really shoot Jim Bob into the sun? :(

Oh, I know. I was just going off on a bit of a tangent because that one in particular seemed potentially plausible to me, for Jana at least (unlike Dim Boob being shot into the sun D; ).

[NjoyingNsanity]

The last episode is my dream episode.

I would however like to see a ten years later special where.

Josh was caught cheating with a female prostitute during his bid for re-election as a Congressman and Anna left him.

Michelle went batshit after menopause hit and now spends her day carrying around a reborn doll, and naming the family's 37 cats.

Shortly after Michelle was arrested for trying to abduct a newborn from the local maternity ward Jim Boob converted to Mormon Fundamentalism and married three new wives.

The three new wives have provided Jim Boob with an additional 14 kids.

One of the Howlers is in prison.

Somebody came out of the closet.

Somebody had a baby out of wedlock.

Someone became an atheist.

Someone switched religions.

Jinger moved to the city became a feminist activist, has a live in boyfriend, and two kids she adopted.

One daughter stayed in the lifestyle and makes Kelly and Lori look normal.

Jordyn finally got some attention by becoming a Goth.

David and Priscilla divorced after David and StillGayGreg met at a men's conference and ran off to start a gay friendly ministry together, Pricilla found a nice mainstream Christian guy who loves her and little Pecan. Dede and Michelle became friends while at the same psychiatric hospital. Dede is still pregnant, and Michelle is side-eyeing her belly covetously and plotting to steal the baby whenever it decides to come out. When XGayBaybee is finally born it turns out to be the Anti-Christ, but Michelle doesn't care it's a baybeeee!

[Salamander]

Pride parade. :gay-rainbow:

A series of episodes consisting of sit-down chats with feminists, LGBTQ folks, women and trans men who have had abortions, people of different religions or no religion at all, etc. Each episode could have a different theme.

Time spent in real history or science classes.

A trip to an amusement park that isn't Silver Dollar City. Tons of heathens at Six Flags!

[AlexIsAwake]

The last episode is my dream episode.

I would however like to see a ten years later special where.

Josh was caught cheating with a female prostitute during his bid for re-election as a Congressman and Anna left him.

Michelle went batshit after menopause hit and now spends her day carrying around a reborn doll, and naming the family's 37 cats.

Shortly after Michelle was arrested for trying to abduct a newborn from the local maternity ward Jim Boob converted to Mormon Fundamentalism and married three new wives.

The three new wives have provided Jim Boob with an additional 14 kids.

One of the Howlers is in prison.

Somebody came out of the closet.

Somebody had a baby out of wedlock.

Someone became an atheist.

Someone switched religions.

Jinger moved to the city became a feminist activist, has a live in boyfriend, and two kids she adopted.

One daughter stayed in the lifestyle and makes Kelly and Lori look normal.

Jordyn finally got some attention by becoming a Goth.

David and Priscilla divorced after David and StillGayGreg met at a men's conference and ran off to start a gay friendly ministry together, Pricilla found a nice mainstream Christian guy who loves her and little Pecan. Dede and Michelle became friends while at the same psychiatric hospital. Dede is still pregnant, and Michelle is side-eyeing her belly covetously and plotting to steal the baby whenever it decides to come out. When XGayBaybee is finally born it turns out to be the Anti-Christ, but Michelle doesn't care it's a baybeeee!

I nominate this post for all the awards. Especially that last bit about Dede and Michelle.

[jebandpunky]

The older girls walk out and get there own apartment right before there mom and JB are about to go trip together .

Which forces Michelle to have to stay home with own kids now that JB can't have alone time with Michelle he wants a divorce .So Michelle demands half of everything plus the house which cause a court battle that lands JB to be sleeping on a friends living room floor and Michelle to be raising her own kids with no one to help her.The older girls get boyfriends,jobs and lives and never even come back home to visit.JB is forced to pay so much child support he is broke and Michelle as turned to food stamps and welfare to get by.

[snarkyjan]

...and she's three months pregnant!

With triplets!

[Sola]

My dream?

The J'Slaves put down the siblings and say, "fuck this shit".

JoyAnna applies and gets accepted at secular college.

Josiah tells his parents to stop breeding.

Anna tells Smugs to go to work, and he does!

The lost girls are finally noticed.

[ILoveJellybeans]

Last night I dreamed that I was Jinger, and I got on a bus and left home to go to the city, with plans to sell my story and become famous. The city was actually the Capitol from the Hunger Games...good job she wasnt a tribute, they dont teach that sort of thing at the SOTDRT, although I think if there was enough coffee available she would probably gain super speed...there was also random groups of fundies around that had to be avoided at all costs.

Id like to see at least one of the kids tell their parents to fuck off and run away...or go on strike and make Michelle wait on them and do all of the childcare.

[lizziesmom]

JimBob and Michelle are given the Ludovico Treatment ala A Clockwork Orange, so that each time they udder the words Jesus, God, or any of their fundie talking points, they become violently ill.

Don't forget the word "precious". Aslo, any time they have a PDA, they become violently ill. (They might as well join the crowd).

[Tator Tot Tubby]

Michelle and Boob are shown screencaps from their website prior to becoming famous including the wooden ruler thing, supporting the Pearls, and admitting to being Quiverfull.

A doctor comes in and discovers that Michelle is extremely ill from all the pregnancies and gets Josie help

Extra footage of "parenting" is shown to a social worker and the kids are taken to live with real parents who will care for them properly

The children have genuine smiles

Grandma slaps her son in the face

The oldest daughters sue their father for unpaid work as nannies and housekeepers and end up with all the TLC money.

[miffy]

The teachers at a local school give all the Duggar kids under 18 test covering maths, science & english. Then they give their students the same test & compare results between the 'ebil school' & the Academy of SODRT.

[miffy]

Don't forget the word "precious". Aslo, any time they have a PDA, they become violently ill. (They might as well join the crowd).

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[tuckerphez]

My roommate just said she wants to see Mullet and Jim Boob go on My Strange Addiction because they're addicted to kids. I told her it's just that Mullet is addicted to being pregnant and holding babies until they're 6 months old.