Saving heathen souls in NYC - Newburger Family

[salex]

Is it that easy just to set up a college? Damn, we should offer degrees in snark. $49.99 and you can be have a bachelors in snark. $99.99 you get a masters. $499.99 you get a snarkdorate.

http://www.heartlandbaptist.edu/626700.ihtml

Are you accredited?

Heartland Baptist Bible College is legally authorized to operate in Oklahoma and is in compliance with State Regents’ Policy. Heartland is not accredited under rules promulgated and adopted by the Oklahoma State Board of Regents for Higher Education nor by any national or regional accrediting agency which is recognized by the State of Oklahoma or the U.S. Department of Education. (in other words, "no")

Heartland does not grant degrees per se, but does award diplomas for completion of a four year course of study as well as two and three year diplomas. Transfer of courses from Heartland to other colleges or universities is at the discretion of the receiving institution. (in other words, we give you a certificate of completion, and don't hold your breath about transferring credits to a real school)

It is the position of this college that quality training that is both godly and practical can be provided to students who desire to attend Heartland without the need for academic oversight from any accrediting agencies. Unfortunately, spiritual mandates often collide with society’s expectations in the area of academics and training; therefore, Heartland chooses to maintain its credibility and its commitment to excellence by continuing to stand true to the dictates of the Word of God rather than following after “man’s approval.†"God hate math and science, and grammar, and other stuff colleges teach.)

[Buzzard]

http://www.heartlandbaptist.edu/626700.ihtml

Are you accredited?

Heartland Baptist Bible College is legally authorized to operate in Oklahoma and is in compliance with State Regents’ Policy. Heartland is not accredited under rules promulgated and adopted by the Oklahoma State Board of Regents for Higher Education nor by any national or regional accrediting agency which is recognized by the State of Oklahoma or the U.S. Department of Education. (in other words, "no")

Heartland does not grant degrees per se, but does award diplomas for completion of a four year course of study as well as two and three year diplomas. Transfer of courses from Heartland to other colleges or universities is at the discretion of the receiving institution. (in other words, we give you a certificate of completion, and don't hold your breath about transferring credits to a real school)

It is the position of this college that quality training that is both godly and practical can be provided to students who desire to attend Heartland without the need for academic oversight from any accrediting agencies. Unfortunately, spiritual mandates often collide with society’s expectations in the area of academics and training; therefore, Heartland chooses to maintain its credibility and its commitment to excellence by continuing to stand true to the dictates of the Word of God rather than following after “man’s approval.†"God hate math and science, and grammar, and other stuff colleges teach.)

Buzzard.edu is accredited and endorsed by the Richard Mittens board of sponges. In addition to offering certificates of completion for snarkdorates we also offer "I tried" awards for as little as $9.99. No one goes home empty handed!

[nelliebelle1197]

Per their video, everyone else is doing it wrong. There are JEWS and MUSLIMS and BUDDHISTS and ZOMG JEHOVAHS WITNESSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thenewburgers.com/The_Newburgers/Info_for_Pastors.html

See! Unless you use their book and their translation you are DAMNED! Yup. New York is perfect. Eleventy billion souls and no one wants to hear their shit about "youre using the wrong bible!" Never mind that its he same fucking god...

Now. now. Why would a god in infinite wisdom actually create more than one path to find god? Tsk tsk.

[nelliebelle1197]

Oh, and isn't heartland the school that has required homeschooling and homemaking courses for women?