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http://fuckingrecipes.tumblr.com/ :lol:

 

This tumblr contains gratuitous profanity and I put it under a spoiler tag because I can.

 

 

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GRAB YOURSELF 1 LB OF BEEF! THAT’S RIGHT I SAID BEEF, YOU BETTER NOT BE GRABBING ANY OTHER MEAT FOR THIS DISH, ‘CAUSE NOT MANY GUYS ARE INTO THAT KINDA STUFF!

CONSENT MOTHERFUCKERS, DO YOU HAVE IT?!

 

SLAP THAT SHIT IN A BOWL ALONGSIDE 1 EGG, 1 TABLESPOON WORCESTERSHIRE SAUCE - YOU BETTER GET THAT NAME RIGHT, BECAUSE WINCHESTER SAUCE IS SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT HOLY FUCK!

 

 

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^-The image came from the actual tumblr page stated above, however they picked it up from somewhere else. (countryliving.com)

 

 

 

P.S. I found this link on the bloggess's blog page http://thebloggess.com/

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:D

This reminds me of those extreme advertisements that were around a few years ago. Gratuitous use of profanity always makes me laugh.

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Heh. But I rather like Australia's train safety vid. Safety plus excessive blood and gore is so kid friendly y'all.

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Haha, this reminds me a little of Regular Ordinary Swedish Mealtime.

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This made me lol. But I feel so American, one of my first thoughts was "why is his shopping cart so tiny???" :lol: It makes me miss talking to my Swedish friend online. We haven't talked much in a long time.

I am also always down for a good food tumblr. Especially one that makes Pokemon jokes.

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