Josh Duggar's Instagram: The Prequel

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Once upon a time there were magnificent threads with tales of woe and snark. They had various names but the topic was the same: the asinine musings of a moron. These musings were first discovered on December 14, 2011 and the snarkfest began, but there was so much more! The musings dated back many months before...

 

Here ye shall find the snarktastic "lost" posts of the early days. Enter if you dare!

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After waking from his nap and after Anna got off the toilet Smuggles began his instagram journey. His first posts are of his son, none of his wife or daughter. Did he have the account first and wait to post or was he just too busy napping?

He already looks pissed

Joshie's very first "artistik" picture!

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After a hard day of helping his wife through labor napping and taking pictures why not head out for a burrito!

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Ruh Roh! Michael is failing in showing his manliness! He's TOO CUTE FOR A BOY! Quick! Rub some dirt on him or something!

Never too early to blanket train!

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Ah, the fabled "taco" car lot. Is that a question mark in the window of the red car? Does it have "Low Miles!" or "Low Miles?"

I'm really glad he put up a flag. I was truly worried that he wasnt patriotic enough to sell clunkers with "low miles?"

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Joshie's first documented trip to marketplace grill! Double celebration of Anna's birthday AND their engagementversary! I wonder if this is when they discovered FLAMING CHEESE!

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Now we know that Anna's love of guns goes way back before it was fun to post pics on instagram and let the leghumpers flame eachother. She's a terrible shot...

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Methinks Joshie has a bit of a fire bug in him. Nothing says "good father" like going out and burning shit with a 1 month old at home.

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Speaking of said infant... additional things that say "good father" are NOT BEING HOME AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE!

The beginning of the sweet tea addiction???

And yes, those were all posted in the same time period.

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Joshie's first pic taken while driving... many more were posted in the months to come.

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More food places AND... cowboys???

Atleast he could help himself to as much soft serve as he wanted!

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DEEP THOUGHTS

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Church! Whats that? Oh right, where he goes in between eating!

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I know he doesnt drink (so he says)... but... perhaps he's on the whacky tobacky?

WHOA... :shock:

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Speaking of illegal things... who needs laws? HE'S JOSH DUGGAR! He's above the law!

Such a good example of a christlike head of household. Did I mention his son is still less than 2 months old at this point???

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All that blowing shit up illegally made smuggles HUNGRY!

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So here's an interesting pic. This little gem was taken at a children's hospital in Atlanta. We know WHY they're there (orchestra pit extravaganza) but I'm so glad smuggles is so concerned for his brother that he had time to get TLC there with a "new toy" AND take pics of his own! Where are his children???

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You cant go to Atlanta without stopping at the Varsity (well, you can - and its probably recommended, but who are we kidding?)

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So... if Q list celebrities like the Duggars want to pose with you, does that make you a celebrity? Maybe like a "p" list celebrity?

What conference is complete without a little comfort???

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Back when smuggums was answering his leghumpers...

(I'm pretty sure this one has been posted before but I couldnt resist a cap)

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Off to see the Bates family and watch them work!

Who do you think you're kidding?

Yup... watching...

Still watching...

Yeah... he should just go back to the house...

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Is he allowed to say "prancing?" :dance:

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zomg Josh cooks?

Are those... VEGETABLES???? I dont see anything fried! Is this real???

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Aaaaannnd back to being a douchebag!

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Michael already is afraid... I dont blame him!