Littlest Pecan Thief: Priscilla & David Waller's Baby

[DarkAnts]

Oh, my. Those are classic -- I haven't seen those before. I particularly love the one in their swimming clothes -- wow! And then there's one of some rather austere bed that made me think I'm pretty sure that is an exact representation of what their relationship is. Although somehow me managed to get her pregnant. That must have been "fun".

Its better then the wholesome wear that Anna has to wear.

[Minerva]

Its better then the wholesome wear that Anna has to wear.

Yeah, I'd honestly rather swim in jeans and a t-shirt than that. Jeans and a t-shirt probably wouldn't be much heavier, either, if you cut the pants off just below the knee.

[DarkAnts]

It looks like Priscilla is wearing board shorts and a polo shirt. The board shorts are light weight and dry super fast. The polo might to if its made from the right material.

I usually swim in more clothing then most people. I live in the desert and my skin burns quickly. So, I wear swim clothing that is uv resistant. Its basically board shorts and a long sleeve swim shirt. My legs dont fry the way my arms do.

[Irrationalnumber]

That wholesome swimwear is ridiculous looking, but I will say that the material it's made of is actually pretty light. My swimsuit has long sleeves and long leggings (not fundie, just very sunburn prone) and is made of that material, and it's fairly comfortable to swim in and once it's wet, you're actually cooler than everyone else at the beach. (Mine comes from a company that makes swimwear for Orthodox Jewish women and is actually cute. Unlike that monstrosity.)

[LurkerOverThePond]

Yeah, the shape of her finger is a little closer to what he what he had in mind....

:twisted:

Exactly my thoughts as well 8-)

[BoomerLynn]

Not necessarily with HIV if his viral load was low.

Ah ok, thanks. I know it can be passed from mother to child during birth and breastfeeding, but I wasn't sure if it could be passed from the father or how that would happen.

[Spider Burps]

This post:

davidlovespriscilla.com/2012/03/17/honeymoon-adventures/

...contains a number of super-awkward face-sucking pics (including the Bible shot)

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OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD, guys. I just realized what those pictures remind me of. Troy McClure in the Simpsons episode where he has a sham marriage to Patty! (Or was it Selma?).

So does that mean David is actually a fishophile (or whatever they're really called)?!

[SpicyCat]

I don't think this matters much to most of us, but as I was cleaning my cache I noticed that davidlovespricilla.com sets a cookie on your computer. Now I just have to wonder what on earth they could possibly be gathering info for?

[fundiemental]

So does that mean David is actually a fishophile (or whatever they're really called)?!

Ha! That would be hilarious. I think the term would be pescophile (I've never heard it before, but my language skillz say it sounds right).

[Spider Burps]

Ha! That would be hilarious. I think the term would be pescophile (I've never heard it before, but my language skillz say it sounds right).

I agree with your terminological logic (say that five times fast), so I'm on board with the word "pescophile." There are some things I just don't Google. *shudder*

[snickerz]

I don't think this matters much to most of us, but as I was cleaning my cache I noticed that davidlovespricilla.com sets a cookie on your computer. Now I just have to wonder what on earth they could possibly be gathering info for?

It's the mark of the beast! Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!111111111

[HereticHick]

Spicycat, that cookie isn't gathering information from your computer. Its just GLEANING information that fell off your computer. You'll never notice that its gone.

[Spider Burps]

It's the mark of the beast! Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!111111111

Sites that use Google Analytics and the like leave a cookie on your computer. It logs how often you visit, your browser, your traffic source, your general location, etc. Nothing personally identifiable or sketchy.

[Buzzard]

That wholesome swimwear is ridiculous looking, but I will say that the material it's made of is actually pretty light. My swimsuit has long sleeves and long leggings (not fundie, just very sunburn prone) and is made of that material, and it's fairly comfortable to swim in and once it's wet, you're actually cooler than everyone else at the beach. (Mine comes from a company that makes swimwear for Orthodox Jewish women and is actually cute. Unlike that monstrosity.)

Werent the Duggars featured in the original pics for that company?

[Bredonny]

Anna looks so normal in a shirt and swim shorts, pretty normal attire for the beach, especially if the water is a tad cool or if you're worried about sunburn. Lots of people, including small children, do the rash guard/board shorts combo to protect their skin. Why can't the Duggars just do that??? Oh, right, they need EVERYONE to see how very modest they are by wearing those atrocious wholesome swim dresses. Look at me, look at me, I'm so modest, way more modest than you!!!11!!!

[nelliebelle1197]

Oh, my. Those are classic -- I haven't seen those before. I particularly love the one in their swimming clothes -- wow! And then there's one of some rather austere bed that made me think I'm pretty sure that is an exact representation of what their relationship is. Although somehow me managed to get her pregnant. That must have been "fun".

So they set their camera up on a tripod and took photos of themselves kissing? Is this like a fundy sex tape?

[nokidsmom]

So they set their camera up on a tripod and took photos of themselves kissing? Is this like a fundy sex tape?

Ok, so it wasn't just me.

Between that, the sucky face kissing and the licking fingers from the wedding video, it's just so squickily (is that a word?) ironic. Here's the bible-spewing, bible-toting fundie royalty couple doing things that kinda smack of well, porn (FTR, I am not against it, just noting the irony). Except they don't know it (allegedly) but still they don't have any idea of how this stuff really comes across to a lot of people.

[nelliebelle1197]

No, it was NOT just you. SQUICK!

[ThatSnark]

How premature was Priscilla? Anyone know?

All I've seen is the post with the baby announcement video, where the Gleaner mentions that she was premature, but that "health and ability are not hindered." Ummm... :?

davidlovespriscilla.com/2012/09/06/baby-on-the-way/

[nokidsmom]

All I've seen is the post with the baby announcement video, where the Gleaner mentions that she was premature, but that "health and ability are not hindered." Ummm... :?

davidlovespriscilla.com/2012/09/06/baby-on-the-way/

Convincing himself maybe?

As stated before, if Priscilla's issues are stemming from her prematurity and lack of follow-up diagnosis and care, that's pretty sad.

[Buzzard]

Ok, so it wasn't just me.

Between that, the sucky face kissing and the licking fingers from the wedding video, it's just so squickily (is that a word?) ironic. Here's the bible-spewing, bible-toting fundie royalty couple doing things that kinda smack of well, porn (FTR, I am not against it, just noting the irony). Except they don't know it (allegedly) but still they don't have any idea of how this stuff really comes across to a lot of people.

Its like they're fundie porn stars... LOOK AT US HOLY KISSING! You know you want it!

[laura oz]

That's just all kinds of wrong and I'm laughing my ass off.

[fundiemental]

About David's insistence that Priscilla's health & ability are unhindered, well, they aren't. If you're a fundie male and all you require is a wife who keeps sweet, acts as a helpmeet, has your babies and gratefully eats up whatever theology you spoonfeed her, she's perfect. No abilities beyond those are required.

[ILoveJellybeans]

Yeah, for fundies, the only abilities a helpmeet needs are to be bright enough to cook basic meals, clean the house and care for a baby well enough to keep it alive, and have a working uterus.

Intelligence is not required, in fact, its considered a bad thing.

[Hane]

Am I alone in calling BS on this "He/She's my best friend!" thing? I strongly feel that each of them is saying this because it's some kind of Gothard-sanctioned boilerplate for "Godly" male-female relationships.