Your Handy Guide to Free Jinger User Titles

[honeymilk]

I know "I AM the Sin in the Camp" is retired, but in light of recent events, maybe it should be changed? I'm not trying to ruffle anyone's feathers, but it seems kinda tasteless now.

[happy atheist]

I know "I AM the Sin in the Camp" is retired, but in light of recent events, maybe it should be changed? I'm not trying to ruffle anyone's feathers, but it seems kinda tasteless now.

It's no longer in use as of Thursday. What else are we supposed to do?

[honeymilk]

Oh, I didn't realize that, I thought I still saw it. Thanks for updating.

[OkToBeTakei]

Read this definition of Quiverfull.....HAS to be a way to make a title out of this in some way :lol:

which, apparently, is where you pretend your nutsack is a quiver and your penis is a stout longbow and your wife is a pile of hay or rags that you shoot sperm arrows into

[Bethella]

Read this definition of Quiverfull.....HAS to be a way to make a title out of this in some way :lol:

Is "Shooting sperm arrows" too concise to convey the full message?

[Elegant Mess]

Regarding post count level 4000 - Fundie Wedding Crasher:

Here is the thread from the old Yuku site for Mama Junebug's epic crashing of the Rebecca Serven - Steven Loomis wedding back in 2009 (her big reveal is on page 4 of the thread): http://freejinger.yuku.com/topic/879/La ... WeNbBzoJgs

[halcionne]

Is "Shooting sperm arrows" too concise to convey the full message?

I prefer "My Nutsack Is a Quiver"

[Cactus]

'Dodging Stout Longbows'? (or a variation thereupon)

[December]

Apologies if this is the wrong place to ask (I searched and couldn't find any more relevant threads)... move/delete if you need to.

What's up with the different colors for usernames? Could I get a comprehensive list of what they indicate? I can guess a few but not all. Thanks!

Edit: never mind... just noticed the guide at the bottom of the front page... I need to go pour myself a cup of coffee or something!

[Furbabies]

I do think that blanket trained is very apt for the 25 post level because by that time we should be trained as to how to post properly on FJ.

edited because speech to text can suck

[happy atheist]

Added entries for (deep breath):

450 - Partaking of Hell's Cocktail

550 - Bodily Fluid Performance Artist

850 - Interviewed by Megyn Kelly

950 - Moody Family Fanfic Author

1050 - Passed the "Good Person" Test

1200 - Had Green Hair in College

1300 - More Modest Than Thou

1350 - Certified Expert in Everything

1400 - Degreed Medical Professional™

1450 - There's More Kids Where These Came From

1550 - Homesteader in Training

1600 - Reversal Baby

2600 - Dancing for Jesus

3600 - In the Hamster Cage of Horrors

5900 - Noted Duck Biologist

7350 - Sanctified Paper Supplier

9100 - God of the Uterus

[bingbangboom]

How about

On a Jesus vacation

Or

Resigned from the FRC

[FundieFarmer]

On a Jesus Vacation :lol: :lol: :lol:

HA, thanks for keeping this list for us :)

[Idolatry]

Can I just offer praise for the hamster label? It makes me giggle every time.

[happy atheist]

The list is now updated to include:

1650 - Awaiting the Lord's Pizza Delivery

1700 - Praying for a GOOD Baby

1800 - Reverencing My Cheese Paper Sandwich

1850 - Shielded by Schadenfreude

1900 - My Kids Have Never Even Heard of Halloween

1950 - Tits2 Woman

2050 - Elitist about Toilets

2100 - Escaped the Penningtentiary

2200 - A Cheese Plagiarist and a Liar

2300 - Witnessing, Weeping & Wondering

2400 - Converting with Cookies

2450 - Steely Defender of FJ Purity

2550 - Never Had a Goth Phase

2650 - In Satan's Hidden Fortress

2700 - Protector of Women's Virtue

2800 - Hiding from God

2850 - Biggest Hypocrite Ever

2900 - Made From 100% Smugglyester

3050 - Drinking the Tater Tot Kool-Aid

3150 - Petting the Mystical Orange Penis Ferret

3200 - Living the Million Dollar Tropical Fish Lifestyle

3300 - Professor of Anal Hurtedness

3350 - Keeper of Schroedinger's Uterus

3400 - I Make Up My Own Words

3450 - Drowning in Essential Oils

Edited November 2, 2019 by hoipolloi

[OodOnTheLoo]

Off to fast and pray that someday I can be "Josh Duggars Dirty Little Secret".

[Geechee Girl]

Aw man, Allie Jane will be dating with a purpose before I reach "Living the Million Dollar Tropical Fish Lifestyle."

[Tesseract]

Thanks, HA! These are awesome! While I'll never make most of them, I love looking at them while reading :)

Holy crap - for years I've been missing out on the meat of the snark on chore packs! She clips them to the kids?!?! :o Only a freakin' Maxwell...

[Fascinated]

These post count titles are one of my absolute favourite things about FJ. I love it when someone posts something in a thread that others immediately recognize as a potential new title. And, then, HA makes it happen. They are fantastic. :lol:

[thoughtful]

Holy crap - for years I've been missing out on the meat of the snark on chore packs! She clips them to the kids?!?! :o Only a freakin' Maxwell...

If you do a google image search for "chore packs," you can see pictures that people have proudly put on their blogs, of kids with chore packs clipped to them, or hanging on lanyards around their necks. :(

[Tesseract]

If you do a google image search for "chore packs," you can see pictures that people have proudly put on their blogs, of kids with chore packs clipped to them, or hanging on lanyards around their necks. :(

OMG... horrid! And people are so proud of themselves. Poor kids. Smiling kids. What choice do they have...

[from the bible belt]

I love the user titles here on FJ, my favorite till now (but i am still going through the threads that belong to the title) is Degreed Law Professional™ That one was :lol: :lol:

Reading that childporn is on every corner in athens (greece) just killed me :lol: I have been there a few times but i must have been blind

Is this the way people normally look at europe in de us?

Thanks for the good work HA, i love it!

[heagleca]

I love the user titles here on FJ, my favorite till now (but i am still going through the threads that belong to the title) is Degreed Law Professional™ That one was :lol: :lol:

Reading that childporn is on every corner in athens (greece) just killed me :lol: I have been there a few times but i must have been blind

Is this the way people normally look at europe in de us?

Thanks for the good work HA, i love it!

I just came across the degreed law professional thread as well. I was wondering where that came from and happened to stumble across it. That was a mess. Lol.

[mango_fandango]

The list is now updated to include:

1650 - Awaiting the Lord’s Pizza Delivery

1700 - Praying for a GOOD Baby

1800 - Reverencing My Cheese Paper Sandwich

1850 - Shielded by Schadenfreude

1900 - My Kids Have Never Even Heard of Halloween

1950 - Tits2 Woman

2050 - Elitist about Toilets

2100 - Escaped the Penningtentiary

2200 - A Cheese Plagiarist and a Liar

2300 - Witnessing, Weeping & Wondering

2400 - Converting with Cookies

2450 - Steely Defender of FJ Purity

2550 - Never Had a Goth Phase

2650 - In Satan’s Hidden Fortress

2700 - Protector of Women’s Virtue

2800 - Hiding from God

2850 - Biggest Hypocrite Ever

2900 - Made From 100% Smugglyester

3050 - Drinking the Tater Tot Kool-Aid

3150 - Petting the Mystical Orange Penis Ferret

3200 - Living the Million Dollar Tropical Fish Lifestyle

3300 - Professor of Anal Hurtedness

3350 - Keeper of Schrödinger’s Uterus

3400 - I Make Up My Own Words

3450 - Drowning in Essential Oils

Ah, I was wondering when this would happen. I know you're busy though so I wasn't going to pester you. Happy Atheist, these user titles are AWESOME.

[happy atheist]

Another new one today - Radiant Butterfly of Redemption.