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I was friends with an Orthodox Jewish couple who lived in a 2 bedroom apartment and had their youngest (about 10 months old at the time) sleep in a pack n play in the bathroom. They eventually transitioned him right around when he turned 1 into the room with his brother, but it always struck me as odd. And changing his diaper in there sure was a pain...

I don't understand people that put their most treasured possession in the BATHROOM. I also have never had a bathroom big enough for a pack and play (if you wanted to actually close the door or move or anything else in there)

I don't even like putting my PETS in the bathroom. I just get big waterproof pads and put an ex-pen up and they get to be in my office or livingroom when they are babies.

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So happy to have this explained - I only recently started posted and was so confused about my "you're all going to hell", I felt so mean with it and kept trying to change it! Now on my way to being prayed for!

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i read all the descriptions on what all the user nicknames mean, & man alive, did someone actually put their kid in a pack & play in the bathroom & use it as a bedroom?? wtf, what do they do with him or her when they bleach the floor cuz 87 pig boys live in that house & pee around that toilet??

cuz damn dude.... babies got little lungs, the size of their fist, wtf?!!?!? how is that legal, was that on tv??? how the fuck does cps not watch those kind of shows?!?!!?

ugh, this is a new universe to me, it SO much more fucked up than i had any idea, gothard people aren't this forthcoming with details, even abused ex gothards :twisted: do people in that setting think this is appropriate & good??? how do they???

I always thougt a Bathroom baby is a reference to Michael Duggar beeing born in bathroom. Today you disabused me of illusion.

This User titles list is very helpful, thank you!

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I always thougt a Bathroom baby is a reference to Michael Duggar beeing born in bathroom. Today you disabused me of illusion.

This User titles list is very helpful, thank you!

We have "Gave Birth of the Toilet" when you reach 5000 posts. Now that's a goal to strive for!

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Can I make a couple Xgay and Dede suggestions?

Baby Lapped Dede

X-Gaydar User

Was Greg's Job Type Friend

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I just now realized that "Gave Birth on the Toilet" is a user title, so I'm way late to the party. I know that it references one of Anna Duggar's births, but can I just ask why this is a thing? I mean, is it supposed to be funny? Is it supposed to be shameful or snark-worthy that she gave birth on the toilet? Is it about just giving birth on the toilet, period, or about specifically Anna Duggar giving birth on the toilet?

I'm not trying to be handslappy - I just hear people joke about toilet birth a lot (out of context of FJ or the Duggars) and I'm wondering what the deal is with making fun of it.

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I just now realized that "Gave Birth on the Toilet" is a user title, so I'm way late to the party. I know that it references one of Anna Duggar's births, but can I just ask why this is a thing? I mean, is it supposed to be funny? Is it supposed to be shameful or snark-worthy that she gave birth on the toilet? Is it about just giving birth on the toilet, period, or about specifically Anna Duggar giving birth on the toilet?

I'm not trying to be handslappy - I just hear people joke about toilet birth a lot (out of context of FJ or the Duggars) and I'm wondering what the deal is with making fun of it.

The snark is on the fact that modest Josh who won't allow his wife's knees to be shown on television allowed a film crew into the bathroom to watch and film her labor and birth on the toilet.

Viewers and day to day acquaintances cant see her knees or Josh's chest (not that we want to), but a group of male strangers can film her most intimate moments for broadcast. They may show an edited version, but the crew had a front row seat.

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The snark is on the fact that modest Josh who won't allow his wife's knees to be shown on television allowed a film crew into the bathroom to watch and film her labor and birth on the toilet.

Viewers and day to day acquaintances cant see her knees or Josh's chest (not that we want to), but a group of male strangers can film her most intimate moments for broadcast. They may show an edited version, but the crew had a front row seat.

Ok, thank you for the explanation. I'm sort of touchy about people making fun of toilet births, so I wanted to clarify. That makes total sense.

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I just love the user titles. They are a blast! I loved You All Are Going To Hell and was very proud to be a Speshul Snowflake and can't wait until I become Children Stacked Like Cordwood! I hated Holding Out For Hand Sex, I felt icky. I posted stupid stuff to just to get to next user title. For me it would be fun to be I Am So Going To Hell.

Thanks for working so hard on these user titles.

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I know a few titles have changed recently, such as 'World's Most Inept Missionary' (clearly John Shrader) and 'Not a "Job Type" Person' (XGay Greg) but there are a couple I don't know the provenance of, such as 'Sherlock Jesus Holmes'. Would a kind person be able to update this list with the new titles, so I know what to look forward to? :)

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Yeah, I keep meaning to get around to that.

Sherlock Jesus Holmes is from a thread about Jill Rodrigues. I'll have to dig up the details.

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And lo! the list is updated!

It now includes entries for:

Doula for Destiny

Degreed Law Professional™

Not a "Job Type" Person

Even My Hamster Homeschools

Taking Porn by the Horn

Jesus is My Realtor

World's Most Inept Missionary

Sherlock Jesus Holmes

Moving to Alaska

Spiritual Kamikaze

100% Barbarian DNA

Stalking L Ron Cupboard

Uses Google Tactics

Great Whore of Babylon

On What Some Might Call a Vacation

Performs Rocket Surgery

Minister of Snark

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I guess the only reference missing is one of Hellena and Currawong. Can't make it to 50,000 posts without a side of umbilical cord, can you? :o :lol:

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I guess the only reference missing is one of Hellena and Currawong. Can't make it to 50,000 posts without a side of umbilical cord, can you? :o :lol:

I'm a little surprised they aren't already represented. I guess maybe they're a little bit too gross. I can't see people here being very happy with "Having Umbilical Cord Sex" or something like that as a title.

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I'm a little surprised they aren't already represented. I guess maybe they're a little bit too gross. I can't see people here being very happy with "Having Umbilical Cord Sex" or something like that as a title.

That would have been my guess too. :mrgreen:

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All of the current debates aside, this list demonstrates the intelligence and humour that is FJ. I bow down to you, HA. :worship:

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I'm a little surprised they aren't already represented. I guess maybe they're a little bit too gross. I can't see people here being very happy with "Having Umbilical Cord Sex" or something like that as a title.

I'm up for that. Would match my avatar perfectly :D

I think I was the first person to say umbilical cord sex. I could be wrong though.

ETA I DID!!!

28th August 2012

Yes. I am after a 12 hour shift, a few beers. My mind is still on the hanging umbilical cord sex. I will just trust the links are more brain numbing awful. I am so bad with links.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

My previous post to that

Or like shagging a torn duffle-coat pocket.

I read that entry, whilst having the raw sex to bring on twin number 2, the umbilical cord was hanging down. But it's all ok the midwife had some handy dandy 'ties' because the clamps were uncomfortable for Hellatrix. NOW..re-read, all that and remember they had sex. Yum!

I miss JFC :(

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