Birth control = Graveyard for tiny dead babies - Merged

[Gizmola]

Color me confused.

What about women who have endometriosis? Is that due to the embryo-babies breaking through and trying to run for it but get stuck on the outside of the womb? My computer spellcheck doesn't recognize endometriosis. Am I spelling it wrong or is my computer smarter than me and knows that's a myth and it's really zombie babies who outgrew my womb and needed more space? So what do they think a period is? Is it the bloody tears of zombie babies? Should I be cremating my tampons? Or at least naming them? How do I know if my zombie baby is a boy or girl?

[dairyfreelife]

They killed all your immaculate conceptions!

I could have been the next virgin Mary!

[dairyfreelife]

Color me confused.

What about women who have endometriosis? Is that due to the embryo-babies breaking through and trying to run for it but get stuck on the outside of the womb? My computer spellcheck doesn't recognize endometriosis. Am I spelling it wrong or is my computer smarter than me and knows that's a myth and it's really zombie babies who outgrew my womb and needed more space? So what do they think a period is? Is it the bloody tears of zombie babies? Should I be cremating my tampons? Or at least naming them? How do I know if my zombie baby is a boy or girl?

We've been harboring dead babies in our wombs. I think we should sue our doctors over this because if these men who aren't even doctors are telling us there are dead babies inside of us, then a doctor would surely know this too, right? It's obvious we never had endometriosis, we had potential babies that never got to become babies lining my womb and since we started having sex, we now have zombie babies invading our bodies. It's all our fault. If only we hadn't taken those pills and just gotten married and had babies like Jesus says, we wouldn't have this problem right now.

[ILoveJellybeans]

If this was true, it would be an argument for abortion...youd have to have at least one a year just to get all the dead fetuses out.

[Black Aliss]

PS: i've been having excessive bleeding problems the last month. my doctor says it's hormonal but now i'm wondering if my graveyard just got full?!?! :shock:

Oh, noes! You're expelling zombies!!!!!11!

[CrazyCatLady]

" menstruation is a myth created by the liberal media"

best. quote. EVER!

[CrazyCatLady]

Oh, noes! You're expelling zombies!!!!!11!

and i'm only 30! Think of the horrors to come!!! :roll:

[princessjo1988]

As I said on facebook - "Ick - :S Uneducated nincompoops."

Absolutely crazy town.

[karupin]

It's true! Kevin Swanson said so!

In this video clip, he claims that 'doctors and scientists' compared the uterus of a woman on BC and a woman not, and the one on BC had dozens of 'dead babies' burrowed into her uterus.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ei2appfg_xw

[Violet]

I think there's already a thread on this: http://www.freejinger.org/forums/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=15274

[spectralScavenger]

Mr. Swanson seems to be confusing the average uterus-bearing human with a Dungeons and Dragons monster.

[doggie]

So should we have had a funeral for my wife's womb when the Doctor removed it?? I wonder it the duggers would believe this?

[salex]

:shock: :shock: :shock:

The stupid actually burns on this one. I guess it shouldn't. Mustn't use our brains, now should we.

[latraviata]

:shock: :shock: :shock:

The stupid actually burns on this one. I guess it shouldn't. Mustn't use our brains, now should we.

I forwarded this to my (doctor) son and here is his answer:

Oh yes, we doctors and scientists know this for years, but we just never tell our patients. The worst thing is, the fetuses don't actually die, they are captured alive in the uterine wall. If you listen carefully with a stethoscope you can hear their desperate cry for help. No, I'm not proud of my professional brothers and sisters. Good thing somebody made this denouncement!

[GiggleOfGirls]

Hey, on the bright side this means that we can stop having funerals for our menstrual blood every month! Even if it wasn't a myth, the baby doesn't come out. This is an excellent money-saving bit of knowledge to have, truly :dance:

[Carla Bruni]

Sliiiiightly OT, but the link in the first paragraph of the article takes us here: http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/c ... y-destroyi

... which provides additional amazingness from this same gentleman. In particular, we have the following to ponder:

Now remember, the goal is that these women have to be independent. The goal is lots and lots of birth control. The goal is lots and lots and lots of fornication. The goal is abortion. The day-after pill will help. And it will help a lot. Remember, the goal is to get that girl a job because she needs no stinkin’ husband, she’s got the fascist corporation and government-mandated insurance programs and socialist welfare that will take care of her womb to tomb. Who needs a cotton-pickin’ husband? Who needs a family? That’s pretty much the worldview that’s dominating, my friends. That’s what the college is all about.

DAMN STRAIGHT :banana-dance: