Chris-Chan, anyone?

[Vex]

Since we're all rubberneckers when it comes to the world of Internet train crashes, I figure I cannot be the only one here fascinated with one Christian Weston Chandler.

 

For the uninitiated, I suggest looking up the Cwckipedia (some pages NSFW), Christian Weston Chandler on the Encyclopedia Dramatica (very NSFW, not nearly as funny as the Cwckipedia) or CWC on OhInternet (not very informative or funny but I believe it is SFW).

 

Christian is a 32-year-old man diagnosed in his childhood with 'high functioning autism'. He refutes any claim of having Asperger's by insisting Asperger's doesn't exist and is in fact faked by high-functioning people wishing to steal the limelight from 'genuinely' autistic individuals such as himself. You might be inclined to feel sorry for him, but Chris is well known for his misogyny (repeatedly fondling and flirting with girls who have made it clear they have no romantic interest with him, blaming other men and the girls themselves for not wanting to be with him, insisted sex is owed to the man on the 3rd date, stating that laws preventing minor girls for 'stripping for women's rights' are 'dumb', expressing his desire to build a 'sweetheart from the ground-up' who must be thin, white, employed and earning more than him, I could go on forever), for his self-involvement (his 'ex' was 'raped' and his response was to applaud the rapist for marrying her because he was a nice guy to do so), and his loathing for the hated homos (at one point in his comic series he uses his blood to cure homosexuality - not because he's got homo blood and thus antibodies, but because he has such pure straight blood of course - and he simply spikes the water supply of the town rather than giving people a choice). His 'Christianity' - or more accurately, his Pastoral counselor, Rocky - is a big part of his life.

 

He might be a little handicapped, but it's not an excuse for all his shortcomings.

 

Is anyone a 'fan' of Sonichu or Chris?

[JoanHolloway]

Oh the big CWC. ;) Yeah, I used to follow Chris Chan pretty intently a few years ago, back when he was uploading new videos a few times a day for his heartsweets. I think I started following him during the Ivy saga, so right at the height of his popularity. As of late not that much of note has been going on, which is unfortunate but understandable, I suppose.

[JoanHolloway]

And for those who have no idea who he is, this will tell you all that you need to know (and a lot of things that you wish you didn't)

sonichu.com/cwcki/Main_Page

[Vex]

Yes, the Cwckipedia knows all!

I started following him in about 2010, so I missed out on a lot of the sagas but I've had front row seats for the Tomgirl saga. Have you read the interviews with Ivy? I think they're archived in the Cwcki, but they were also made into threads on the Cwcki forum. She shed a lot of light on the whole saga and it was really interesting. What's your favourite saga/era?

I think Ivy is mine, he was so prolific with the comics and we got the precious Holding Out For a Hero music video. My favourite troll is definitely Jackie - they're back in contact now apparently. She's a lot more subtle about trolling than, say, Kacey was. I like how Jackie's requests were never the same but always in line with whatever the trolls of the time were demanding - like when Chris was busy with his trollsona and trying to get that $9000 for wrecking his PS3 and Jackie said it would prove that he could go without games just like she'd been asking. Of course, being Chris, no matter how hard she tried to convince him he had to smash the PS3 as JJ, it went over Chris's head and so he wrecked his own PS3.

Classic Chris.

What do you think of Kaka? Did you know he claimed to finally cash in his VIRGIN WITH RAGE card?

[JoanHolloway]

I think the Ivy saga is my favourite because it was my first but it also generated some of the most disturbing content. I did read the Ivy interviews which were definitely interesting.

Kacey was just terrible, both in her trolling and just in general. She used to frequent a forum I was on and she's just generally a drama queen, to put it lightly.

I did know that he lost his virginity! Apparently she was an "escort" that he found on a craigslist-type website. And he sent her a thank-you gift basket the next day. That's our Chrissy!

[JesusFightClub]

Oh God, I know him from Encyclopedia Dramatica (which, shameful to admit, was fun.)

If he is not the biggest train-wreck on the Internet he must be in contention.

[JoanHolloway]

He's definitely the biggest trainwreck I've encountered. The best part is that Chris's biggest troll is Chris himself. It's a never-ending cycle. ;)

[Vex]

For sure, the biggest trainwreck. He's still surrounded by long-term trolls to this day.

Not that he needs trolls to get trolled in life. The arrest saga is testimony to that. I cannot believe Michael Snyder pleaded for leniency after Chris posted online that he molested his daughter and that he hoped his store burned to the ground with him in it. He's a bigger person than I am.

[Kitty]

There's a page on TV Tropes about Sonichu that is now locked. It used to have a lot of information about him, but I think a lot of the "negativity" has been trimmed off.

I'm reading the "Virginia is for Virgins" page now. Oh my god, what the FUCK is wrong with this guy? No form of autism can explain that. Also, his rendition of Virginia looks hilariously phallic.

Edited to say that I am really freaked out to share a state with this guy. Also, I know a few people who live close to him. :shock:

[Gil]

Oh God, one of my favorites. I honestly hadn't thought of him in ages, but when I got back to campus two weeks ago no one was around and I had a lot of time to kill. I might have wound up watching a few of the most choice videos...

[miffy]

He's hilarious, he just falls for the b/tard or ED traps over and over. He just looovveess the attention.

Gabrielle Chana is another good one. She is very into Jesus, Brent Spiner & Vladmir Putin.

This video is NSFW

http://crazygail.com/Gail_Chord_Schuler

[slowdivestellar]

I haven't followed him since he lost his virginity. Too bad it wasn't to his one true sweetheart (age 18-his age). I liked the Liquid Chris saga because I found him to be gorgeous lol.

[miffy]

HE LOST WHAT?!?!?!?!

[EVA]

Was that a rumor or a hoax, him no longer being a Virgin With Rage? Supposedly he paid a hooker. Trying not to grit my teeth while typing that.

Chris-chan is one of those unfortunate cases where "once you see it, it can't be unseen". The guy is sexist, homophobic and racist. He's also a firm believer in the GodJesus bear thingy (I'm not sure what it is exactly) though his own Christian beliefs are a bit diluted and very self serving...Not too removed from the fundies, really...

I used to feel a bit sorry for him until I watched the videos he posted and read things he'd said. It's pretty scary stuff...When it's not so damn funny! Has anyone else listened to his "albums"? By that I mean the songs he "sang" over with his own lyrics, like So Need A Cute Girl (which is I Want It That Way by the Backstreet Boys)?

[Vex]

He didn't really lose his virginity.

The screenshots of his facebook messages saying he had lost his virginity were the wrong font for facebook and had pixelation around the edges - sure signs of a shoop. Other people on the Cwcki forum produced multiple shoops to prove how easy it was to do.

For those not in the know, basically last year there were screenshots circulating supposedly originating from Chris's Facebook account claiming a friend had organised an encounter with a pro for Chris. It said the hooker told Chris his duck was big and put the last guy she was with to shame, and that Chris gave her a giftbasket after the act.

Have you SEEN his bent duck? No way that is going to fit in a vagina, even one that is frequently open for business. He probably wouldn't even be able to get it in Michelle Duggar's clown car. Sorry to be crude, but let's be practical here. The mechanics of sex would be pretty difficult for a guy with Chris's particular... anatomical irregularity.

[EVA]

His duck, complete with Sonichu drawing, was the first picture I saw of him unfortunately. Still trying to rinse my brain out from that one.

Why a giftbasket, I wonder? Nothing says "thank you for giving me an ounce of 'china'" like some assorted fruits and chocolates? Yugh. Even for a hoax, that's pretty disturbing.

[AtroposHeart]

OMG, Chris, I sadly discovered him too late, but man....man, what a journey. So much from one man