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wnd.com/2013/01/gay-cbs-star-now-mimics-tim-tebow/

New York Jets quarterback Tim Tebow won’t be playing in this year’s Super Bowl.

But CBS, the television network airing the big game this year, is now using an outspoken homosexual actor to mimic Tim Tebow’s style of trumpeting messages in eyeblack on his face.

During Sunday’s matchup between the Indianapolis Colts and Baltimore Ravens, the network broadcast several spots promoting the network’s upcoming Super Bowl coverage in New Orleans.

More than one featured Neil Patrick Harris, star of “How I Met Your Mother,†wearing eyeblack with the date of Feb. 3, 2013 inscribed, reminding viewers that Super Bowl XLVII would be on CBS on that date.

Actor Neil Patrick Harris promotes Super Bowl XLVII in eyeblack in a new CBS promo.

Tim Tebow, known for his Christian faith as well as football, became world famous for proclaiming Bible verses such as John 3:16 on his eyeblack, especially when he played for the University of Florida Gators before going pro.

One football fan who watched the CBS promo Sunday made the connection between Harris and Tebow, saying, “They’re pushing a gay agenda by using him, and they’re mocking Christians at the same time.â€

Get the behind-the-scenes DVD of about Tim Tebow’s life, as well as the Tebow for President bumper sticker!

Harris is best known for his role as a child-prodigy physician in the 1989 TV series “Doogie Howser, M.D.â€

Now 39, he makes no secret of his homosexuality, telling People magazine in November 2006, “I am happy to dispel any rumors or misconceptions and am quite proud to say that I am a very content gay man living my life to the fullest and feel most fortunate to be working with wonderful people in the business I love.â€

According to the IMDB website, Harris received the 2009 Trevor Life Award, which annually honors an “individual who, through his or her example, support, volunteerism and/or occupation, is an inspiration to lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, or questioning youth.â€

In 2010, he and his partner David Burtka began to raise twins, son Gideon Scott and daughter Harper Grace, who were born via a surrogate mother.

Read more at http://www.wnd.com/2013/01/gay-cbs-star ... hTP8hO4.99

You know, I'm pretty sure Victoria Jackson was mocking me, because she's blonde and so am I and she disagrees with me. And that lady that played Ray Romano's wife played a mom and I am a mom but I disagree with her, so she's mocking me.

Because gay people can't like football, you know. Just home decorating shows. And wine.

Gah. *headdesk*

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Love NPH. I don't think he and CB were mocking Tebow. Tebow isn't the only one who wrote stuff on his eye black during his college days. Some players would write messages or dedications for friends or family. Christians don't fucking own Bible verses on eye black.

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I think by "gay agenda" ubber Christians hate that gay celebs get attention in the media. NPH gets attention because he is talented and his one of the examples of a former child star being successful as an adult. He was a bit off the radar for several years. But with fundies, they tend to think some gay celebs just get celebrated for being gay. There are lesser known gay actors and actresses that fundies don't even know about either because they aren't extremely talented to well known in the mainstream media.

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Can someone please tell me what the " gay agenda" fucking is?!? I hate that phrase.

(from Wikipedia)

On an episode of The Daily Show, Jon Stewart defined the gay agenda as "gay marriage, civil rights protection, Fleet Week expanded to Fleet Year, Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) assistance for when it's raining men, Kathy Griffin to host everything and a nationwide ban on pleated pants."

Good! No more pleated pants? They've got my vote. ;)

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Can someone please tell me what the " gay agenda" fucking is?!? I hate that phrase.

OH, no prob! Didn't you get the memo?

8:00 a.m. Wake up. Wonder where you are.

8:01 a.m. Realize you are lying on 100 percent cotton sheets of at least a 300 count, so don't panic; you're not slumming.

8:02 a.m. Realize you are actually in your own bed for a change. Wake stranger next to you and tell them you are late for work so won't be able to cook breakfast for them. Mutter "sorry" as you help him look for his far-flung underwear. You find out that you tore his boxers while ripping them off him last night, so you "loan" him a pair of boxer-briefs, but not the new ones because you never intend to see him again.

8:05 a.m. Tell the stranger, whose name eludes you, "It was fun. I'll give you a call," as you usher him out the door, avoiding his egregious morning-breath.

8:06 a.m. Crumple and dispose of the piece of paper with his telephone number on it when you get to the kitchen.

8:07 a.m. Make a high protein breakfast while watching the Today show. Wonder if the stories you've heard about Matt Lauer are true. Decide they must be.

8:30 a.m. Italian or domestic? Decide to go with three-button Italian and the only shirt that is clean.

8:45 a.m. Climb into red Z4 and try not to look too much like Barbie driving one of her accessories as you pull out of your underground parking. Revos or Armanis? Go with Revos.

9:35 a.m. Stroll into office.

9:36 a.m. Close door to office and call best friend and laugh about the guy who spent the night at your condo. Point out something annoying about best friend's boyfriend but quickly add "It doesn't matter what everyone else thinks, just as long as you love him."

10:15 a.m. Leave office, telling your secretary you are "meeting with a client." Pretend not to notice her insubordinate roll of her eyes (or the cloying "poem" she has tacked to her cubicle wall).

10:30 a.m. Hair appointment for lowlights and cut. Purchase of Aveda anti-humectant pomade.

11:30 a.m. Run into personal trainer at gym. Pester him about getting you Human Growth Hormone. Spend 30 minutes talking to friends on your cell phone while using Hammer Strength machines, preparing a mental-matrix of which circuit parties everyone is going to and which are now passe.

12:00pm Tan. Schedule back-waxing in time for Saturday party where you know you will end up shirtless.

12:30 p.m. Pay trainer for anabolic steroids and schedule a workout. Shower, taking ten minutes to knot your tie while you check-out your best friend's boyfriend undress with the calculation of someone used to wearing a t-back and having dollars stuffed in their crotch.

1:00 p.m. Meet someone for whom you only know his waist, chest and penis size from AOL M4M chat for lunch at a hot, new restaurant. Because the maître d' recognizes you from a gay bar, you are whisked past the Christian heterosexual couples who have been waiting patiently for a table since 12:30.

2:30 p.m. "Dessert at your place." Find out, once again, people lie on AOL.

3:33 p.m. Assume complete control of the U.S., state, and local governments (in addition to other nations' governments); destroy all healthy Christian marriages; recruit all children grades Kindergarten through 12 into your amoral, filthy lifestyle; secure complete control of the media, starting with sitcoms; molest innocent children; give AIDS to as many people as you can; host a pornographic "art" exhibit at your local art museum; and turn people away from Jesus, causing them to burn forever in Hell.

4:10 p.m. Time permitting, bring about the general decline of Western Civilization and look like you are having way too much fun doing it.

4:30 p.m. Take a disco-nap to prevent facial wrinkles from the stress of world conquest and being so terribly witty.

6:00 p.m. Open a fabulous new bottle of Malbec.

6:47 P.M. Bake Ketamine for weekend. Test recipe.

7:00 P.M. Go to Abercrombie & Fitch and announce in a loud voice, "Over!"

7:40 P.M. Stop looking at the photographic displays at Abercrombie & Fitch and go to a cool store to begin shopping.

8:30 p.m. Light dinner with catty homosexual friends at a restaurant you will be "over" by the time it gets its first review in the local paper.

10:30 p.m. Cocktails at a debauched gay bar, trying to avoid alcoholic queens who can't navigate a crowd with a lit cigarette in one hand and a Stoli in a cheap plastic cup in the other. Make audible remark about how "trashy" people who still think smoking is acceptable are.

12:00 a.m. "Nightcap at your place." Find out that people lie in bars, too.

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What? Why do they automatically assume the worst? For the sake of argument, what if NPH admires Tebow's football skills? Might he not be emulating him as a form of extolling his awesomeness? Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery and all.

And Anne Coulter mocks me because she's also a woman but she is stupidly evil.

Molly Trolley, "The Gays" must be exhausted. That is a busy agenda.

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Can someone please tell me what the " gay agenda" fucking is?!? I hate that phrase.

"The gay agenda" is one of the most tiresome pieces of right-wing blather ever. Because clearly QUILTBAG people are the Borg, and we all think and want one thing, which is to convert their precious hetero babies to a life of glitter, hot sex, naked parades, home decorating, political agitation, adopting kids out of the foster care system, folk music festivals, and moving in with our partners on the second date. Convert enough people and you get a toaster oven.

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What? Why do they automatically assume the worst? For the sake of argument, what if NPH admires Tebow's football skills? Might he not be emulating him as a form of extolling his awesomeness? Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery and all.

And Anne Coulter mocks me because she's also a woman but she is stupidly evil.

Molly Trolley, "The Gays" must be exhausted. That is a busy agenda.

Let me tell you we are exhausted. It is hard work bringing the demise of a moral society. But we still look fabulous while doing it!

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Molly Trolley, ^^^^^ That's exactly what I think of when I hear/see "gay agenda", just not with all the details (I'm not that creative).

When I read the title of this thread, I thought I was going to read about NPH writing gay rights things or something on the eyeblack. I even wondered "what could you possibly fit in those eyeblacks that will 'mock' people?!" Um, yeah... Barney always does Super Bowl promos! He did the one a few years ago where he had a "call me" sign with a phone number on it. I'm assuming NPH is still doing the promos as the Barney Stinson character. But regardless, he's going to spread his contagious gayness and we're all going to forget our religion because we seen them thur' cummershal!!! :roll:

ETA: I took too long to post and my carrots made no sense

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ISTR a political cartoon with two guys slumped exhausted on a couch in front of a TV. There is a poster on the wall above their heads. It reads:

GAY AGENDA

1. Fight Traffic

2. Endure Soul-Sucking Job

3. Fight Traffic

4. Get Takeout

For people who think of themselves as the Real True Members of an ancient religion, fundamentalists sure have a weak grasp on history. To hear them talk, the Apostles all had high and tight Baptist haircuts, manly white Christian men have always worn trousers, and Tim Tebow's face paint was uniquely divinely inspired. No, it's not your special tribal marker. No, slapping something Jesusy on it still doesn't make it your special tribal marker, but thanks for playing.

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8:01 a.m. Realize you are lying on 100 percent cotton sheets of at least a 300 count, so don't panic; you're not slumming.

As a gay person, I can tell you that any sheets under a 450 thread count are slumming it.

Everything else looks accurate though.

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As a gay person, I can tell you that any sheets under a 450 thread count are slumming it.

Everything else looks accurate though.

Pure linen sheets are to die for. Cool in summer and warm in winter. Well worth the insane price tag. And I'm not even lesbian!

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Pure linen sheets are to die for. Cool in summer and warm in winter. Well worth the insane price tag. And I'm not even lesbian!

Yes, but clearly you've been influenced heavily by the gay agenda. Today its linen sheets, tomorrow world domination.

P.S. I loved the detailed gay agenda. Please send it to Faux News!

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NPH (playing Doogie Howser) was my first celebrity crush.

My husband likes flannel sheets in the winter. Ugh. We need some gay agenda in my house!

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Pure linen sheets are to die for. Cool in summer and warm in winter. Well worth the insane price tag. And I'm not even lesbian!

You're all mixed up! The female gay agenda is full of buzz cuts, tank tops, underarm hair and fighting over Rachael Maddow studio audience seats. If we're going to stereotype, we have to get it right! (get it?)

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Really, NPH is still "best known for his role as a child-prodigy physician in the 1989 TV series 'Doogie Howser, M.D.'?"

Maybe to fundies he is still best known for that. How I Met Your Mother is the type of the show that would piss off fundie types. I remember Mark Driscoll bitched about HIMYM and The Big Bang Theory a few months back.

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Anything to rally up the base right? Tebow is very vain, very attention seeking, he's probably thrilled to still being referenced a year after all his hype died.

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Anything to rally up the base right? Tebow is very vain, very attention seeking, he's probably thrilled to still being referenced a year after all his hype died.

Yup, he is probably happy to get that reference. I was happy this season that he wasn't mentioned much in the media. I was glad that most of the talk/attention this season was for players who deserve it. Tebow's brother was happy about Denver's loss on Saturday. It is funny because we all know Tebow's pro career isn't going to be huge.

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I just saw one of the actresses from Big Bang Theory advertising the superbowl with eyeblack. I doubt anyone will cry persecution this time. (or maybe they'll say it's persecution by association since the guy who plays Sheldon is gay.)

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I just saw one of the actresses from Big Bang Theory advertising the superbowl with eyeblack. I doubt anyone will cry persecution this time. (or maybe they'll say it's persecution by association since the guy who plays Sheldon is gay.)

Yeah, CBS is doing it with their actors for all the major shows. I've seen NCIS actors in those ads too.

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