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homeschoolmomma1 Having the Dominant Uterus

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I guess I never knew. I wonder what day! Seriously people who cares?

(Check the comments)

By the way this is the last thread I

'm starting for a while. I'm going crazy making them and I apologize :)

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Hevcoh Speshul Snowflake

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Conceived "on" Hanukkah? Born "on" Sukkot? Baptized on Yom Kippur? No, no, no, all kinds of wrong! Seriously, people who write rubbish like that have no idea that Hanukkah and Sukkot are not a single day?

Seriously, would that even be possible biologically? Not the baptism, because that is, but probably didn't happen, due to the mitzvot associated with Yom Kippur.

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homeschoolmomma1 Having the Dominant Uterus

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Conceived "on" Hanukkah? Born "on" Sukkot? Baptized on Yom Kippur? No, no, no, all kinds of wrong! Seriously, people who write rubbish like that have no idea that Hanukkah and Sukkot are not a single day?

Seriously, would that even be possible biologically? Not the baptism, because that is, but probably didn't happen, due to the mitzvot associated with Yom Kippur.

I'm sorry I got my details wrong... but ahhh does it matter lol. It is messed up!

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ElphabaGalinda Elitist about Toilets

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Anyone who thinks this is absolutely crazy. I mean sometimes I can see how people can possibly believe things even if I don't or they make sense to me, but seriously makes no sense to me how anyone could possibly believe this.

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Dysfundamental In a Godly Shoving Match

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Conceived "on" Hanukkah? Born "on" Sukkot? Baptized on Yom Kippur? No, no, no, all kinds of wrong! Seriously, people who write rubbish like that have no idea that Hanukkah and Sukkot are not a single day?

Seriously, would that even be possible biologically? Not the baptism, because that is, but probably didn't happen, due to the mitzvot associated with Yom Kippur.

Jesus was baptized, according to the Christian gospels, at around age 30, by John the Baptist. I have no idea where this person got the idea that that event would have occurred on Yom Kippur---the high holy day is not mentioned in any of the gospels, and since all the gentlemen involved were Jewish, you'd think it would have come up!

In the Roman Catholic and Eastern Rite churches, Jesus's baptism is commemorated in early January (as is his bris, the Feast of the Circumcision).

As for the Hanukkah and Sukkot business, that makes zero sense, since the two holidays are separated by more than forty weeks, even if you were willing to allow that he was conceived on the last day of Hanukkah and born on the first day of Sukkot.

I think this is all based on research from the Theological University of Somebody's Ass.

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samithemage In Full-On *beam* Mode

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Bumping this because holy cow the crazy that is in this video. I'm watching the video right now, because I'm a glutton for punishment. The crazy conclusions he comes to are just hilarious.

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