Sex with the Devil and Succubi causes Homosexuality

[Trynn]

No kidding, their obsession with sex is astounding. How on earth do they find the time to obsess about so many things?!

They refuse to work or go to college. They stay at home all day obsessing over every. Little. Thing.

[samurai_sarah]

Is it wrong I was wondering if the sex demons belong to a union? :oops:

I suspect they are highly effective in the production of sexual thoughts in teenagers, but are fighting a running battle against natural inclination not to be gay (just because gay and lesbian people are a minority in the population). If they were forced to do more gaying, they would be being asked to reach an impossible production target, and I would expect the union to step in at that point.

I also wonder how labour laws apply to sex demons. If, indeed, they do.

They belong to a guild. Medieval labour laws apply to medieval demons. Of course that beckons the question of whether or not these beings go with the times. Also, since traditionally incubi are responsible for sexxing females, being male, and succubi sexxing males, being female, our liberal modern age may have created an environment, in which incubi visit males, and succubi visit females, thereby creating homosexuality. Questions upon questions. I'll be reading the "Malleus Maleficarum" for the rest of the night to find answers. This excellent handbook on witchcraft and demons from 1487 should provide answers.

tl;dr you're not the only one completely overthinking this one. :oops: And seriously, we're back in the Middle Ages?!?

[nimerha]

Fucking comedy gold.

I have to say, I am slightly confused. As a gold star lesbian, how does it work - if it screwing a succubus that turned me gay, why did I fucked her/it in the first place?

A friend of mine wrote a brilliant article about the whole mess, which is much funnier than anything I could add.

http://www.afterellen.com/node/104507

[DifferentGurl]

I thought sex with the Devil or Succubi resulted in either getting pregnant by a demon child or having your life force drained out of you. :?

[ILoveJellybeans]

I thought sex with the Devil or Succubi resulted in either getting pregnant by a demon child or having your life force drained out of you. :?

Demons can now use birth control, a lot of them carry condoms now.

[shesinsane]

These are folks that seem to believe that kids who read Harry Potter will turn into devil worshipping warlocks. It must be horrible to live a life where you think there exists all manner of evil just lurking around every corner. All that constant fear is what they feed their children too. Imagine growing up and being told that there are forces out there to rape you, kill you, force you into sin, lose your soul, etc.....

It's not scary when you have Jesus and your father to protect you. Telling kids the world outside your home/church/community is dangerous and scary is an easy way to keep them loyal to you. After all, if they don't like the rules, they can always leave - and go out into that horrible world that will destroy them without the protection of God and family, and unsuprisingly, they don't leave.

In the FLDS communities, the kids were always being told the outside world was evil. Then they'd go into town and Mormon kids would throw rocks at them (they really didn't like polygamy because people still associate it with Mormons), validating what they'd been told about the world outside the FLDS.

Most people would say "I don't want to have relations with someone with matching genitalia," and that's enough for them. Some people can't grasp that their trash is another person's treasure, and so it can't be as simple as gay men are attracted to men and gay women want gay women, there must be demons and such involved. Demons and succubi and devils, oh my!

[canela]

Adams believes the most valuable tool against these sexual demons is based on Matthew 12:44, which speaks of when a demon is cast out and then looks to return, but finds the house is clean, swept and in order. People must have their houses in order so that a demon can no longer gain entrance, Adams says.

Uhm...if this were true, I'd really be in trouble. I have books (Lord save us! A woman who READS and THINKS!) scattered around my entire house. Not to mention all the goshdarned legos and Star Wars toys I'm always "finding" with the soles of my bare feet. Maybe the demons are getting to those, because I swear they're breeding.

[MissBeaufort]

Demons can now use birth control, a lot of them carry condoms now.

Well, no wonder why they're demons if they're not leaving the womb open to God.

[DifferentGurl]

Well, no wonder why they're demons if they're not leaving the womb open to God.

Yea, but there isn't exactly life force control that could pervent life drain. :P