Hellatrix is err......spinning.

[No Cure for Stupid]

Maxamillion isn't spelled properly either and it drives me crazy to see it that way. :/

I know but I never really think much about first names. There are a lot of different ways people spell their names: Maximilian, Maximillan. I just pointed out the animal names gryffins and phoenixes because they're real animals -- not real as in existing but their names have existed for centuries. I've never even heard of the Z name so I just assumed it was made up.

[Naga Viper]

I've never even heard of the Z name so I just assumed it was made up.

[link=http://www.amazon.com/Thus-Spoke-Zarathustra-Friedrich-Nietzsche/dp/1613823061/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1354013613&sr=1-1&keywords=zarathustra]Nope[/link].

[princessjo1988]

Errr - she has updated again. Apparently even her imperfections are perfect. And that even the dark bits are good.

Eh. Each to his/her own. But denial is more than a river in Egypt, and ultimately, we can all wish/hope that the world be different/better/etc, but it is what is and we still have to work within the confines of this society, as it stands.

[Freyacat]

Highlights from her latest insane post:

And I’m guessing that there’s people watching me from afar in my nice little blog, thinking I’m some kind of wonder woman, to have all these kids and still be creative. Thinking I’m one of those people who have got their shit sorted.

Yes, sweetie, we are all so jealous of how you are a wonder woman who has it together. Mmm-hmm. Bless your heart.

And as I come to accept myself and others more, the bad moods are easing, and lightening up, and quickly dealt with. But I’m actually glad that they’re there, and don’t think they will ever fully go, cause they’re the down to the up that can get so very high!

All I can get from this is that she is, quite possibly, high.

And we’re in the process of a journey into sex and love that rockets beyond all my previous expectations. I’ve not only healed my sexual hurts and helped him heal his and vice versa, but we’ve travelled together into a world of lust for each other that leaves me breathless. We have the kind of sex that I thought only happened in movies. Or erotica.

Hellena and Currawong, porn stars.

I’ve got an STD. Herpes in fact.

Through my time with feminism and other women I worked hard to break the beauty myth, and learnt how to wear my big boobs proudly without a bra.

Even though I’ve lotus birthed

Drowning in TMI about her body and its functions! :puke-huge:

So now you know that I can really tell the truth about who I am, and be in love with myself even so.

Indeed.

[MonkeyMomma]

Errr - she has updated again. Apparently even her imperfections are perfect. And that even the dark bits are good.

Eh. Each to his/her own. But denial is more than a river in Egypt, and ultimately, we can all wish/hope that the world be different/better/etc, but it is what is and we still have to work within the confines of this society, as it stands.

Also, Currawong gave her herpes. Overshare, overshare, overshare. :?

[lilith]

Highlights from her latest insane post:

Hellenna darling, that's one thing you can stop worrying about. Nobody is looking at your blog and worrying that they can't live up to the super-mum image that you project. Nobody is looking at you and seeing a lady who has all her shit together. I promise.

She has such ludicrous pretentions about herself. She's an intellectual. She's a quantum physicist. She's an expert on birth, sex, and death. Her uni papers were so incredible that even her professor couldn't understand them, but his superior said that they were brilliant. She dropped out of uni cause she was too smart to be restricted by institutionalised learning. She doesn't just crochet, she's a fibre artist. She and Currowong don't just fuck, they connect on a profound spiritual level and have the best sex anyone has had ever. She didnt just help organise a market, she created a radical new concept of community and commerce. And so on and so on and so on forever.

Nothing is ever mundane to her, and she has to fill everything with intense, profound meaning. It's like she's terrified of being just another person.

[happy atheist]

Is this point directed at Sparkling Lauren? She's talking about child rearing.

And just cause you trust their instincts, doesn’t mean that they’re not going to fall into the Yarra River just after you’ve been talking about the ideas in the Continuum Concept.  Or tip Tea-Tree oil in their eyes.  From my experience, I need to trust their instincts, but keep a parents eye on them nonetheless.

[miffy]

Is this point directed at Sparkling Lauren? She's talking about child rearing.

It seems like she might be, but she has probably encountered other people like Lauren.

For all her faults, at least her kids have parents who love them & a real house.

[OkToBeTakei]

So enough. I’m outing myself. As a human. And maybe even a bit like you.

Maybe not?

I’m finally getting to the point where I believe in my head and my heart that I’m perfect……just the way I am. Even the dark bits are good.

That's just dirt love, nothing that a bit of soap won't sort.

Even an unlined shed can be glittered into liveable with crochet nets and swathes of material.

House and Home. On their way.

It is sooooooooolonnnggggggg.

You know she is totally nuts but I do kind of like her crazy. Herpes though? Lovely. TMI!

What on earth is Continuum parenting?

[itsnikki05]

Pee pottery. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

[MonkeyMomma]

What on earth is Continuum parenting?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Continuum_concept

Also hilariously lampooned in one of my favorite movies, Away We Go. "No separation, no sugar, no strollers."

[ILoveJellybeans]

Eewwwwwwww she has herpes? Why do we need to know that, I am not planning on having sex with her (she looks like shes riddled with disease), so I dont need to know.

[happy atheist]

If they both have herpes, isn't it incredibly irresponsible to have sex during labor? And have vaginal births? Is it truly not contagious if you're not having a breakout? I don't think that's a chance I would want to take with my babies.

[eohiken]

Vaginal birth is fine as long as there is no current outbreak.

I didn’t quite get the mild horror that the elder ladies treated their unwashed fleeces with. And the need to tame, domesticate, wash and comb a fleece before playing with it.

no, Hellatrix, it's not the need to tame or domesticate, it's the need to have dung- and stick- free wollens.

[Sinister Rouge]

They must smell like sheep all the time. Unwashed sheep. Yum.

[persuas1ve]

I just hope free birthing during an outbreak isn't one of her "dark bits".

[eohiken]

Woot! I AM the sin! Only took a year and a half!

[moodygirl86]

I don't know what this woman's on, but I'd like some of it...

[amydamy]

Can you imagine trying to have a conversation with her in person. It must be exhausting. I really tried to read her whole post but I just couldn't do it.

[Terrie]

Okay, who else wants to introduce Abigail and Hellena? The one-upmanship in navel-gazing would be priceless.

[OkToBeTakei]

Okay, who else wants to introduce Abigail and Hellena? The one-upmanship in navel-gazing would be priceless.

That is actually quite hilarious. Look at who we snark on? Currawonga meet Steve Maxwell?

[formergothardite]

I would pay to watch the Maxwells be locked in the same room the Hellana and Currawong. I think the Maxwells would end up with their eyes lifted to heaven praying because you know they would never look or talk to people like that. Hellena and Currawong would have sex.

[OkToBeTakei]

I would pay to watch the Maxwells be locked in the same room the Hellana and Currawong. I think the Maxwells would end up with their eyes lifted to heaven praying because you know they would never look or talk to people like that. Hellena and Currawong would have sex.

Haha!

The extremes of extremes. The Maxwells, Zsu, et al. They would never get why we lump them in one group.

[Peas n carrots]

I would pay to watch the Maxwells be locked in the same room the Hellana and Currawong. I think the Maxwells would end up with their eyes lifted to heaven praying because you know they would never look or talk to people like that. Hellena and Currawong would have sex.

QFT. I think Stevie would be envoking the Rapture to begin immediately. TBH, if I had to witness Curradong and Hellatrix's love making I probably would too. :lol:

[ILoveJellybeans]

I would pay to watch the Maxwells be locked in the same room the Hellana and Currawong. I think the Maxwells would end up with their eyes lifted to heaven praying because you know they would never look or talk to people like that. Hellena and Currawong would have sex.

That would be hilarious. I thought mixing the Maxwells and Muncks together was enough of a complete opposite, but Hellena and Currawong are possibly the most opposite thing to the Maxwells. They would be scarred for life, especially by how theyre always either naked, having sex or high.

Maybe some form of fundie wife swap idea where they have to go and swap lives for a few weeks?

Although Michelle Duggar should never meet Lauren, might give her new ideas for child neglect.