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God Answers Prayer For Safe And Enjoyable Hike


Black Aliss

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Quick synopsis? (my sound card is buggered)

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Quick synopsis? (my sound card is buggered)

Teenagers rejoiced after the Lord answered their bible-camp counselor's prayer for a safe hike, with good weather, and free from biting flies and quicksand. "Out of all the prayers God received that second, he decided to answer mine. That's a good feeling."

The announcer went on to say that the counselor had then gone mad with prayer, asking God for immortality, a million dollars, and a 13" p3nis.

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Teenagers rejoiced after the Lord answered their bible-camp counselor's prayer for a safe hike, with good weather, and free from biting flies and quicksand. "Out of all the prayers God received that second, he decided to answer mine. That's a good feeling."

The announcer went on to say that the counselor had then gone mad with prayer, asking God for immortality, a million dollars, and a 13" p3nis.

ROFL! I might try and dislodge my daughter from her laptop later (a job and a half) so I can listen to it.

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I prayed that the Earth wouldn't crash into the Sun. I think it's pretty awesome that the prayer was obviously answered.

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