God Answers Prayer For Safe And Enjoyable Hike

[Black Aliss]

This sounds so much like a Maxwell post I have to wonder--does one of the FJers work for The Onion?

http://www.theonion.com/audio/lord-answ ... afe,12562/

(audio file)

[Sola]

Quick synopsis? (my sound card is buggered)

[Coconut Flan]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Move over Papa Maxwell.

[Black Aliss]

Quick synopsis? (my sound card is buggered)

Teenagers rejoiced after the Lord answered their bible-camp counselor's prayer for a safe hike, with good weather, and free from biting flies and quicksand. "Out of all the prayers God received that second, he decided to answer mine. That's a good feeling."

The announcer went on to say that the counselor had then gone mad with prayer, asking God for immortality, a million dollars, and a 13" p3nis.

[Sola]

Teenagers rejoiced after the Lord answered their bible-camp counselor's prayer for a safe hike, with good weather, and free from biting flies and quicksand. "Out of all the prayers God received that second, he decided to answer mine. That's a good feeling."

The announcer went on to say that the counselor had then gone mad with prayer, asking God for immortality, a million dollars, and a 13" p3nis.

ROFL! I might try and dislodge my daughter from her laptop later (a job and a half) so I can listen to it.

[contrary]

wow. i was SURE this was a maxwell thread.

God also answers prayers for an enjoyable slice of BLT pizza and diet coke.

[Terrie]

I prayed that the Earth wouldn't crash into the Sun. I think it's pretty awesome that the prayer was obviously answered.