because we all know god loves republicans.

[doggie]

we all know if you believe in god he follows everything you believe. Wait a minute it's the other way around right right?? Nope not according to this pastor. god loves republicans.

http://www.wisconsingazette.com/breakin ... m-rnc.html

[grateful1230]

There was a report on the news here this morning with a quote from someone at the RNC spouting off about how God had moved the hurricane away from the convention. The radio deejay mentioned that he had no idea God voted Republican..

[kpmom]

There was a report on the news here this morning with a quote from someone at the RNC spouting off about how God had moved the hurricane away from the convention. The radio deejay mentioned that he had no idea God voted Republican..

How sensitive of that clown to say that while Isaac appears to be barreling towards New Orleans.

[Peas n carrots]

No one thinks this through logically: what an utter d0uchecanoe Gawd must be to have the hurricane kill people in Haiti but miss Tampa. He let's millions get killed by all sorts of natural disasters...and all you have to do to survive is pretend he is the awesomest omnipotent being EVAH. Really...what d0uchy Gawd is worth worshipping?

[E Street Fan]

How sensitive of that clown to say that while Isaac appears to be barreling towards New Orleans.

But typical. :(

[Anxious Girl]

No one thinks this through logically: what an utter d0uchecanoe Gawd must be to have the hurricane kill people in Haiti but miss don't kill all the fundamental Christians in Tampa. He let's millions get killed by all sorts of natural disasters...and all you have to do to survive is pretend he is the awesomest omnipotent being EVAH. Really...what d0uchy Gawd is worth worshipping?

Obviously God is punishing Haiti and Louisiana for praticing Catholocism and Voodoo (somebody correct me on the spelling if I'm wrong) which shows that Catholics aren't Christians and that pagans deserve death, doncha know? :naughty: He's giving them a chance to convert to fundamental Christianity/repent, and once they do they will be no more hurricanes! (<-fundies don't understand weather science, weather evacuations and how sympathy for others work) But if they do, He will punish them again like he did with the great flood! It all makes sense, doncha see? /sarcasm :roll: Aka fundie logic: It's fucking messed up.

[doggie]

Really god must be stupid. I mean he made humans so he should know them right? But he punishes them but never lets them know why he did it? That's what's so stupid about god did this or that to punish. It's pointless unless he tells people why he did it. Where is the loving chastisement ?

[gingernut]

Well, alot of republicans I know are racist. What do Haiti and New Orleans have in common? See? But he protects the good old boys (and girls) in mostly white Republican land.

[Minerva]

At least no one's saying the hurricane was sent by Satan. Yet. :roll:

[Coconut Flan]

The day isn't over and it's only made landfall this afternoon/evening. We have time. :lol:

[PennySycamore]

Why don't those damn fools pray that the hurricane dissipate instead of hitting anyone?

[Anxious Girl]

Why don't those damn fools pray that the hurricane dissipate instead of hitting anyone?

'Cause that would be caring, and you know that republicans don't care about anybody that doesn't agree with them. :snooty: That would be like, caring and kind, what Jesus the Hippy was obviously all about..