Customer reviews of the KJV!

[cjsmom]

http://www.amazon.com/Holy-Bible-King-J ... ddOneStar'

 

A giggle for a Monday afternoon! Enjoy.

[contrary]

oh, how fabulous!

For those of you who don't know, this is God's second novel after the Old Testament. It's a marked improvement, in my opinion. He got rid of a lot of his previous angst and scorn, and has really begun to show some of the maturity present in his later works. He's become a much more loving and kind God, and, noticeably, he doesn't throw nearly as many tantrums as he did in the first book.

[emmiedahl]

loled at this:

And if you think the characters are unbelievable - just wait for the plot twists. For about 90% of the book the main character is a homocidal, racist meglomaniac, guiding his "chosen people" through endless slaughters of opposing tribes, and of each other when people don't obey his "rules". Think Patrick Bateman on crack. Then, with only a New testament to go, and just as I was enjoying the action - suddenly he becomes all touchy feely! Why oh why writers feel they *have* to put in implausible plot twists, I just don't know! And please, don't get me started on the end - when it goes all Stanley Kubrick!

[Cassandra]

I love amazon reivews! Look up the reviews for Uranium sometime :D

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The plot follows the antagonistic character God, an angsty old man hungry for power, who becomes bored in his isolation and so creates a magical world where he places a naked man and a woman, but neglects to tell them the difference between right and wrong. He puts a magic forbidden apple on a tree and places a magic snake to tempt the naked people to eat the magic apple, apparently forgetting that he forgot to teach them what it means to be "wrong" about trusting the snake and eating the apple- so they eat the apple, and then the fun really begins!

Follow God through the years as he overcomes obstacles such as figuring out how to kill off the human race, impregnating a married woman, and being generally disliked by the majority of the world's population!

Oh God, what a great protagonist you are.

[Prek teach]

LMAO....Thanks for the find!

[Guest Anonymous]

Brilliant! (applauding cjsmom for her genius)

[browncoatslytherin]

those reviews are hilarious! i should come up with something witty like that to post, but i feel too lethargic.