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MacGyver was so resourceful, I'm thinking he probably would not have taken a shit until he found a better alternative. However, given this unfortunate situation, I'm sure he would have stitched together some for of wiping material using a piece of his sock, maybe a few strands of head hair, a safety pin, chewed bubble gum and the mini blow torch he conveniently had stored on his belt loop. Or maybe the guy in the next stall could just offer him some tp, given the odd sounds coming from the other side of the wall. Just sayin...
Seriously? Who isn't buying this stuff? It's not like we need 30 second spots to remind us, "hey, we need something in the bathroom that we can use to clean ourselves up a bit after we're done in there!" No! It's not like you have to send the kids out into the woods to gather up usable leafage as a suitable replacement! Sure, there's different kinds, some thicker or softer than others, but basically, toilet paper is toilet paper! If it's not made out of sandpaper, it's fine! Just sayin...