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  • Summary provided by: twin2

     

    Executive Summary

    Doug Phillips is the President is Vision Forum Ministries, founder of the San Antonio Independent Christian Film Festival, a leader of hazardous journeys, a defender of the Christian doctrine of women and children first, a fashionista historian seeking to glorify the providence of God, and a TOOL.

     

    A Brief History of Dougie

    Doug Phillips is the son of Howard and Peggy Phillips. Papa Phillips was Jewish and converted to evangelical Christianity later in life. He ran three times for the US presidency as a member of the Constitution Party. Doug has five siblings, including a sister Alexandra who is an unmarried opera singer (clearly she has no clue about being a Titus2 woman). Despite now being against college, Doug went to not only receive an undergraduate degree, but also a JD from George Mason.

     

    Doug met his future wife Beall in college. He ran the college Christian newspaper, she ran a ministry to unwed mothers (Alternatives to Abortion). It was a love of convenience at first sight A transfer of authority occurred and Doug and Beall went on to have eight blessings: Joshua Titus (known around these parts as JT), Justice, Liberty, Jubilee, Faith, Honor, Providence and Virginia Hope (no joke, that is what they named their children). Most don't realize he has 8 children as he seems to be very partial to his bookends JT and Virginia. Doug identifies as a Calvanist. Politically he claims to be a libertarian, however, he is only a libertarian as it applies in allowing him to do whatever he wants. Doug worked as an attorney and director at the National Center for Home Education for six years.

     

    Vision Forum and its Plethora of Off-shoots

    In the year of our Lord 1998, Doug founded Vision Forum Ministries (VF). VF exists to make Doug Phillips money. VF makes Doug Phillips money by selling over-priced crap to good Christian homeschooling families. They sell toys that will "equip boys for manhood" including a rather scary amount of toy weapons, camping/navigational gear, chemistry kits and lot of books about knights in shining armor. Additionally they sell toys that will "equip girls for womanhood" including lots of dolls and doll accessories, tea sets, gardening kits, and lots of books on preparing to meet your prince charming. In addition they also sell Christian homeschooling curricula, which is basically books on creationism, re-defining history with a Christian spin, and videos of Doug and his ilk on special adventures (more on that later).

     

    Every year VF selects an elite group of Godly, Christian, homeschooled men under the age of 24 to partake in their internship program (don't forgot to include a recent photo in the application!!). They bask in Doug's everlasting glow and learn how to become True Christian Leaders. A special group of interns partake in a media immersion internship learning filmmaking, photography, editing, sound effects. Duties also include trolling FJ keeping Dougie aware of our shenanigans (Hi Interns!!). The VF Interns hold a special place in Dougie's heart. He often officiates at their marriage ceremonies. Some he even forges life-long friendships with such as Peter Bradrick whom Doug considers a bosom friend.

     

    Doug is also founder of the San Antonio Independent Christian Film Festival. Doug has proclaimed it the "Oscars of Christian Films." Winners take home the "Jubilee" statue or as Thoughtful has dubbed it, "The Pedo" (for reasons which are obvious once you see it). The grand prize winner also receives $101,000. Past winners have included "Fireproof" (aka the best film ever according to the Duggars), "Courageous" and a bunch of anti-abortion films.

     

    VF Ministries also hosts Christian based travel tours throughout the year. Basically, they serve as an excuse for Dougie to travel the world and play dress-up. Most are under the guise of being historical travel journeys and thus Dougie can film them and sell them as home school curricula. Past trips have included travel to Normandy to celebrate the anniversary of D-day, a trip to Italy and a "Celebration of the 100 Year Anniversary of the Sinking of the Titanic." All of these adventure involve dressing up in historical costumes, an Edwardian tea for the women, singing and of course Dougie opining about how it all fulfills some providence of God.

     

    Hazardous Journeys. Vision Forum also offers a series of trips, for the mens only called hazardous journeys (because nothing exemplifies the Christian doctrine of women and children first as leaving the women alone to care for the children while the men go on a camping trip). The most recent hazardous journey was this past summer. It was at a 4-star Colorado retreat complete fully furnished cabins, a pool and a hot tub. The most famous of the hazardous jorneys was the trip to the Amazon. All good Christian Men were asked to come and partake in a "refreshingly vigorous, sometimes wet, sometimes sweaty, manly romp into a mysterious and unusual world." This was no trip for women! It involved anaconda hunting!

     

    Free Jinger and Dougie

    Free Jinger has done much to ire Dougie. Here are a few examples:

     

    1) LOLDOUG: Fantaboulous thread where pics of Doug and other patriarchal assholes get the LOL treatment.

    http://freejinger.org/forums/viewtopic.php?t=24

     

    2) Doug Phillips is a Tool Campaign: The Doug Phillips is a tool campaign started, well because Doug Phillips is a Tool and it just cannot be said enough!! To find out how it all started:

     

    viewtopic.php?f=8&t=5451

    http://freejinger.org/forums/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=7783

     

    The goal of Doug Phillips is a tool campaign is simple. To get the google[bot] to recognize and inform the world that Doug Phillips is a Tool!

     

    3) The poll bomb. Ok, to be fair we had a whole lot of help from the fine folks over at reddit for this. Basically Dougie put up a poll on his blog asking if folks agreed with President Obama's stance and gay marriage. HeHeHe. The temper tantrum Dougie though afterward was EPIC! Unfortunately, Dougie scrubbed the internets of this poll's existence, but that's OK, FJ lives forever!!

    http://freejinger.org/forums/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=10249

     

    4) Miscellaneous: Other stuff I cannot find the links for.

    A) FJ taking over the google image search for vision forum interns. Buzzard had an awesome pic up there for a while. Other avatars of FJers also graced its presence.

    B) At various times, FJer have been known to go into Dougie's wikipedia page (which you so know he put up there himself) and do a little editing. I do believe someone got "tool" in there 9 times.

    C) Buzzard filing out a VF application, in crayon non-the-less.

     

    Question of the year: Does Doug Phillips know about FJ. I think so. Turns out the Interns are crappy proofreades and thus lots of mistakes get put up on posts. Of course, we catch them and snark on it and shortly they are fixed. He has never officially acknowledged our presence, though there is this one gem on the VF Ministries facebook page:

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    Persevero!

     

    **Doug Phillips Is a Tool!**

     

    Free JInger's Doug Phillips Discussion

  • Posts

    • lurkyloo

      Posted

      23 hours ago, ViolaSebastian said:

      Also re: refusing to print a customer's order, it could also involve a tract with a small doctrinal difference that in Jill and David's eyes make it ungodly and unbiblical. Honestly, it doesn't take much for stuff to be ungodly in these people's eyes. 

      Yeah, I agree Like the customer included scripture using a version of the bible other than the one TRUE word of gawd... ya know, the King James version... lol :rolleyes:

    • Oh_Dear!

      Posted

      I definitely get the vibe that the situation Carlin and Evan are in, is much more similar to Michael and Brandon than any other relationships.  

      Michael and Brandon were courting for over a year (I think maybe even closer to two years) as Brandon worked to finish his schooling and ensuring he has a job and is ready to support Michael. In that time, I feel like Michael developed her stills as well. I can’t remember if she finished school before or during the courtship.

      I feel like the delay is a Carlin/Evan proposal has nothing to do with Gil and Kelly at this point, and everything to do with Evan preparing himself for the headship and provider role (thus proving how responsible he is |sarcasm|). His quitting the receptionist job to fulfill a much more lucrative electrical trade was step one. Carlin wanting to (or being forced to) finish school may be a move better situate them for the future together. After college she would be able to homeschool not only their kids, but possibly the other Stewart grandkids (I know at least 1-2 of Evans sisters have spawned).  Also, Carlin has seemed a bit more subdued in the last few months, like she’s trying to outgrow her squeals and the interrupting... And, of course, keeping a joyful heart. 

    • momofsquid

      Posted

      My headship seems to be mildly entertained by my fundie stories. He would never actively participate in the snark, but he doesn't object when I blather on. He does get confused by the different Jills though. I've had to explain, "No, that's Duggar, not Rodrigues" a couple of times.

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    • lurkyloo

      Posted

      On 6/23/2018 at 8:48 AM, QuiverFullofBooks said:

      Since Jill had such a eventful week, I decided to listen to her radio show. A man introduces it and says that it’s to encourage women. This week’s show is part of a series on the “showers of blessings” in Matthew 5. (Better known as the Beatitudes.) Blessed are those that mourn, the meek, the merciful, etc. We need to show mercy and not pounce on others’ mistakes. We need to have purity of heart and not watch TV. She sang “create in me a clean heart, oh Lord” and sounded quite good. She said it’s good to memorize scripture and singing it helps. Blessed are the peacemakers. Her Dad recorded a speech to play at her wedding and he said she was a peacemaker. She didn’t like people to be upset with each other. She’s not saying that to praise herself. She loves the Andy Griffith show - Andy was a peacemaker.

      (Snip)

      Thanks for that recap!  Bolding mine.  Isn't that just classic Jill (classic fundie really)?  TV is ungodly, a terrible, dirty heathen influence exceeeeeept *insert mental gymnastic routine... stick the landing* for Andy Griffith, Leave it to Beaver, Happy Days(?) some Disney- (but not Pixar apparently? lol) etc. etc... because *insert holier-than-thou reason* (aka: face it *everyone in this world loves TV and even us, better than you, "christians" need something to plop our bazillion blanket-trained *broken* babieeeeeeez for jaysuz in front of while mommy and daddy #minister #sweetsweetfellowship #fuckforjaysuz)

      *yes I know not everyone loves TV and many legitimately don't watch much if any, but Jill and many of our fundie friends here doth proclaim a bit too much the "evils" of TV while clearly providing evidence that they do, in fact,  watch quite a bit of TV.  Judge Judy anyone?   How about some Judge Joe Brown? (I think that's his name?  While I definitely do watch the evil evil TV, it's not courtroom dramas lol.)  American Football?

      Also, did y'all know Jill has always been a peacemaker with such a sweet, sweet spirit?  She's not tellin' y'all to brag... she's just passin' along her precious papa's words to the world about HER... sweet, sweet, precious Jill. *snort* Jill... JILL... JILL NOYES RODRIGUES a peacemaker?!  HA... I think NOT.  There's no way she's anything but a whirlwind of chaotic energy buzzing around at all times (except 4am to noon while she slumbers). 

      Final thought,  I'm glad I'm almost caught up with this whole accident/grifting fiasco so that my eyes may rest after all the strain of my SEVERE eye rolling the last few days! 

    • FecundFundieFundus

      Posted

      My headship sighs heavily whenever I share my hot goss, but he no longer says I should get a new hobby. He said that when I just followed some of the Teen Mom trainwrecks, then I found the Rods and Naugs. He's worried what I'll come up with if I do find another hobby. 

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