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	 She wrote this last month: <a href="http://www.vitafamiliae.com/crumbs-in-the-pantry/" rel="external nofollow">http://www.vitafamiliae.com/crumbs-in-the-pantry/</a>
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			The rest is up to Jesus. I can’t control this culture we live in, I can’t control voters or candidates, and I can’t wring my hands to world peace. I can only do the job He’s given me, make a daily deposit of grace and wisdom into my kids, and pray that God blesses it a thousand fold, not because of what I did, but because He’s a loving Father.
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<p>vitafamiliae.com/puppy-on-a-hot-rock/</p>
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Translation:  We have a lot of kids.  So many in fact that I frequently wonder how I'll survive the day with them.  Kids are HARD ya'll.  Because of this fact I made a commitment not to bring a helpless puppy into the mix until I at least got everyone potty trained.  This weekend, however, we were like "what the hay"!  So great news!  We got a puppy!</p>
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Translation:  I don't have time for this puppy.  I am too busy taking care of my puppies.  Did you catch that?  I just referred to my kids as animals!  Funny huh? :D But really, ain't nobody got time for a dog!</p>
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<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote"><div>Because winter arrived the very same evening that Wooster did, weâ€™ve got him all settled in his kennel on the back porch with blankets galore and rocks warmed in my crockpot wrapped in old t-shirts.<p>
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***Let me just preface this by saying that I live in the same general area as LL.  It has been cold here at night...like bitter.  The thought of that little puppy on the back porch just breaks my heart.  I have a GIANT German Shepherd, and a mean old orange cat.  Giant German Shepherd sleeps with me.  Mean old cat sleeps in front of the heating vent.  Giant German Shepherd won't even go out to pee after a certain hour...he just holds it til morning because COLD!  You can open the back door (leading to the backyard) and he immediately walks backwards.  :P Orange cat doesn't go outside period.***  </p>
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<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote"><div>Because winter arrived the very same evening that Wooster did, weâ€™ve got him all settled in his kennel on the back porch with blankets galore and rocks warmed in my crockpot wrapped in old t-shirts.<p>
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Incidentally, the second the warm rock arrives in his kennel, Wooster quits yelling at us. Iâ€™m thinking of putting warm rocks in everybodyâ€™s bed this winterâ€¦</p>
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Translation:  See this tiny puppy?  We're putting him on the back porch with a hot rock and calling it good.  (raise your hand if you think we have ANY intention of getting up regularly to change said rock)  Hey, did I mention it has been below freezing here at night?  </p>
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<p>I mean good god, no one is <em>that</em> interested in your kid lady.  :shock: </p>
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<p>Apparently baby Finn was born today. Glad he's here safely...if only he were luckier in his parents.</p>
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<p>So the adoptive mother of the year LL who is 9 months pregnant and spent most of her pregnancy on bedrest took herself a little trip to Blissdom,  </p>
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Why do I judge her?  I mean really, should I be judging a mother for just taking a little trip.  Heaven knows I do it.  This is why I judge.  She adopted a daughter from Ethiopia who she then expected to blanket train, sleep on her own and basically just be a perfect little smiley girl immediately.</p>
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She spent almost the entire time on bed rest, medicated and barely homeschooling.  The kids got nearly no real attention from her (for reasons i can understand).  So what does she do just a couple weeks before she brings yet another baby into this world right on top of a little one she just adopted?  What does she do now that she actually can do anything?</p>
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<p>Vitafamiliae had a super dooper Thanksgiving and took the opportunity to teach Miracle a lesson in gratitude on the way home from the celebrations:</p>
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Praise the Lord, after ignoring your 1 year old's panic attack on the journey home, your little adopted babe finally gave up the ghost of an idea that her mother would listen to her cries.  No empathy, no journey breaks, no attempt to understand her. Well done, LL, really well done.</p>
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]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">4944</guid><pubDate>Sun, 11 Dec 2011 16:45:54 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Ridiculous... Vitafamiliae</title><link>https://www.freejinger.org/topic/5524-ridiculous-vitafamiliae/</link><description><![CDATA[
<p>Just read LL's new years update, and honestly, there are just no words.  Why this woman has children, much less the houseful she has collected, is a complete mystery to me.</p>
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<p>I was googling here today.  Can I say I am not impressed?  And that when my son was 5 he only had 18 kids in his class and I am sure there were less disruptions than she thinks.</p>
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No LL God isn't just getting this.  And yes Mira is a really, really tender stage.  She may love babies, but as you adopted a children from a different country, with a different language, food and culture, well she deserved more than being your baby for the 9 months it took for you to shoot another one out.</p>
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<p>2 rants about LL at Vitafamiliae- sorry if this has already been mentioned but I was reading her posts about "Eunice" on 10/11....</p>
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<p>Total silence since Thurs.   I really hope the baby is okay :(  Before that they were updating pretty frequently</p>
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<p>For those of you that follow Vitafamiliae, LL is in the hospital.  She's having early contractions again.</p>
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<p>Vitafam mom is pregnant. :?</p>
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<p>other than this:  If you can't handle 1/2 dozen smallish children, THEN DON'T have/adopt them.  Gah....she makes herself sound like the friggin mommyhood martyr.  And the stories she tells about her children are often embarrassing.</p>
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