Happy Shavuot to all those who celebrate! I have no idea why, but for some reason God commands us to eat ice cream. Well, dairy. So eat cheese! Eat pizza! Eat ice cream! Eat cheesecake! It has no calories because God commands us to do so!

I know it’s just a beauty contest but this is the 4th time Jamaica was snubbed in favour of 5 contestants who were clones (with the exception of Peru) 
Still can’t believe Mexico won. Even Olivia Culpo was looking at the results confused😂
Shoutout to Haiti, Canada, Thailand and Myanmar who were also snubbed. 

I really love gobs.

Tired and confused,

I've somehow invested in this year's Miss Universe pageant. After watching the prelims my favorites are: 
1. Jamaica (naturally lol but she's doing well)
2. Haiti (love her energy) 
3. Great Britain 
4. Bahamas 
5. Canada (a beauty! absolutely stunning!)
6. Japan (adorable) 
7. Cameroon (also adorable w/ an amazing costume) 
8. Myanmar (seems sweet)
9. Vietnam 
10. Thailand 
11. USA (I'm rooting for everybody black lol) 
Not a fan of these but I think they'll place: South Africa, Mexico, Columbia, Venezuela, Puerto Rico, Peru, Australia, Denmark, Ireland, Dom Rep. 
If they make Zozi (the current Ms. Universe) give the crown to a white girl from Pretoria, I will scream.