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This is the year - we're finally going to do it!


HerNameIsBuffy

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Yes!  You read that right...I'm finally losing my virginity!  My outdoor Christmas light virginity that is...

Yeah, Yeah - my heart grew two sizes and I'm bursting with cheer or whatever.  Actually, I've always kind of wanted to in theory...but apathy is so enticing to me and laziness being such a core part of my being.  But as I was in the driveway last night waiting for the garage door to open I looked up and to what did my wondering eyes appear?  No, not Santa, nor a star in the east...but LIGHT CLIPS already fastened on the eaves lining the house.

As those of you who track my every utterance know we moved into this house a few months ago and I never noticed until last night.  It seemed more than provident...it seems like a command to adorn our house with shiny, glowy, colored beams of happiness.

There is no peer pressure, and if there was I am far too strong to succumb...it's not like smoking in high school.  But in our neighborhood it's well over 50% who are doing the outdoor thing and I am sporting ridiculous grins of happiness at some of my neighbors efforts and it would be nice to contribute.  

I am well aware that it won't take much to turn Mr. Buffy into Clark Griswald...I'm kind of counting on that because it seems like a lot of work and he's better suited to that.

Edited to add it's super hard to position a photo of up close Christmas lights without them looking like props from a porno.  Nice innocent picture, but in the framing of the cover photo above kind of a challenge.18mnquyoxw858jpg.thumb.jpg.5669a8b84bad6

 

 

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clueliss

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My foray into outdoor lights more or less ended after I had to fasten my outdoor lights to my privacy fence because a low life neighbor (or his wife's passel of children) took a section.  (and then I believe put them on their own mobile home - yes I lived in a trailer).  Twas a bit hard to muster the spirit when you have to hog tie the Christmas lights (in a festive Hanukkah blue - not Jewish - I just really like blue, well until I started reliking green). 

I also knew someone who had baby Jesus stolen from her outdoor manger scene.  

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HerNameIsBuffy

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My foray into outdoor lights more or less ended after I had to fasten my outdoor lights to my privacy fence because a low life neighbor (or his wife's passel of children) took a section.  (and then I believe put them on their own mobile home - yes I lived in a trailer).  Twas a bit hard to muster the spirit when you have to hog tie the Christmas lights (in a festive Hanukkah blue - not Jewish - I just really like blue, well until I started reliking green). 

I also knew someone who had baby Jesus stolen from her outdoor manger scene.  

Stealing holiday cheer is wrong on so many levels...and kidnapping baby Jesus?  Right before his birthday?  I hate people.

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SilverBeach

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I want to get one of those Star Shower thingies, once and done!

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bingbangboom

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There must be something in the air. I am not a big fan of Christmas, but this year am itching to decorate! What are your inspirations? Will you go full-on vegas or something simpler? Inquiring minds want to know!:pb_mrgreen:

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