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Life as a Cat's Slave

Destiny

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I have only been awake a short while (yay I actually slept last night) but I woke up with Feline Headship #1 on my head and Feline Headship #2 on my back. All attempts to get them to move have failed. Send help!

This is what it feels like right now. 

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HerNameIsBuffy

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Yay for sleep!  And they are just trying to make sure you don't get up before you are fully rested. 

Or you're in an adorable hostage situation.  

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lawlifelgbt

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So cute! My black cat, Kingsley, loves to cuddle lately in the mornings. His definition of "cuddle" is "head bunt the human awake or stare at her an inch from her face until she wakes up, then go back to sleep RIGHT next to her."

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WhatWouldJohnCrichtonDo?

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There was one cat I used to petsit that tried to climb up my nose every morning. At least that's what it felt like! 

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47of74

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When I had my sister's cat Morgan while she was off doing pharmacy rotations Morgan would often sleep on my bed.  Most mornings she'd be up around 4am all full of energy and the like and if the door to my room was closed she'd be making noise or head butting me to wake me up to open the door.  One morning she really wanted me awake so she decided to nip me.

The day after my sister got married I spent the night at her house before heading home as they had left for their honeymoon.  My mom was staying down there to house/cat sit for the week.  Anyways I had left the door open a little bit in case my feline niece or nephew wanted human company as my mom had closed her door.  Their little man Marvel came in and somehow pushed the door closed.  At about 5am he wanted out so he turned on his feline alarm clock.  Boy he was loud, even my mom heard him that morning.

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      Posted

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    • Katzchen24

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      That's a really interesting article. I hadn't really thought about it, but the majority of the fundies we snark on really do only rant on a limited number of themes. Mostly it's abortion, female purity, anti-LGBTQI and  general KJV-ness. 

      "The Bible’s exhortations to compassion for immigrants and the poor stretch long enough to comprise a sizeable book of their own, but no matter. White evangelicals will not let their political ambitions be constrained by something as pliable as scripture."

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    • SolomonFundy

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    • marmalade

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      On 8/3/2020 at 12:16 PM, HereticHick said:

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    • SolomonFundy

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      3 hours ago, calliopecassandra said:

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      Susannah wasn't stillborn. She lived for several days after birth on life support. Melanie and Nathan seem to have a pattern of trying very soon after a loss. Susannah's death was incredibly traumatic for the whole family, and I personally don't think that they were any more irresponsible than any other couple who has 2 babies in 14 months. But then, about a year after Abby was born, they had a miscarriage. 10 months later, Betsy was born. So, over the course of 3.5 years, they had four pregnancies, including three full term births, the loss of Susannah soon after birth, and a miscarriage. 

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