I'm being watched...but not by Elf on a Shelf...
You know that horrible Christmas thing where parents psychologically abuse their kids by putting Chucky's more demonic nephew on shelves, moving him throughout their homes, so littles think this elf is monitoring their activity and reporting to the big guy at the North Pole? Well, I'm grateful I haven't seen that little bastard because I'd have to google how you kill the undead Christmas tchotchke but there is suspicious activity in my home.
I'm being stalked by an adoreable Japanese feline. It's subtle, but she's everywhere...she's good at watching silently. Not having a mouth helps with the silent thing.
she watches from shelves (stole the MO from the elf, most likely)
Cabinets...
pajama drawer...
counters...
even the dishwasher...
closets...
Bathrooms...
keeping track of the grocery list...
even the unmatched sock bin.
Seriously it's just the tip of the iceberg...I am breaking out the Christmas decor today and I bet she's lurking in there, too.
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