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Smiths Part Thirteen: Babies Galore

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So, we start off with not long left until Emily gives birth. 

You need the toilet a lot when pregnant!


It's go time!


Daniel freaks out.




... a BOY! Welcome to the world, Martin Westbury-Smith! 


Over to the Pearsons. Eliza works on writing a new violin tune.


Here's Adam as a Child. His hairdo is very similar to Mark's.


Uh oh, Adam thinks it's a good idea to play with ketchup and flour...


Eliza reads to her son.


Hmm... Mark's gone stripy. He got a "Giggly" moodlet, so I guess the diagnosis is Gas and Giggles. No, me neither. Sim illnesses are weird.


Adam sure is a helpful kid!


And now it's go time for Eliza!


TWINS! Eliza has the Fertile trait (from the Rewards store), so it's not entirely unexpected. And they're her first daughters, Chloe and Delilah.


It's also Harvestfest! Harvestfest is a bit like Thanksgiving, in that one of the traditions is being thankful. Another tradition is "holiday gnomes"... yeah, Sims being Sims again. Gnomes appear in your house and you have to appease them. This one didn't appreciate pie. WHAT KIND OF GNOME DOESN'T LIKE PIE???


Adam going to meet his sisters. Chloe is in the pink crib and Delilah in the green one.


Eliza threw a Harvestfest house party. And I was reminded that pretty much all the males in the family have the same dang shirt! L-R for the guys: Elijah, Eddie, Mark, Elliot. 


Eliza eating some turkey dinner. One tradition is to cook a "grand meal", with a choice of turkey, ham, fish or tofurkey. (I much prefer the Sims 3 name for veggie turkey, Tursoykey). Once you've had a plateful, you get a "dazed" moodlet called "food coma" #soaccurate


Emily decided to use the bath. Ah well, Eliza had puked in Emily's toilet a couple of days earlier...


Adam decided to eat some spoiled food. Bad idea.





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    • thoughtful


      If Gary knows about the Facebook fast, he's not observing it.



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      I was just thinking "maybe not, but you make stupid jokes about it," when Gary went on to remind them that his animal won't come between him and God.

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      Gary, I have loved many an animal in my life, and I never had a moment's thought of having sex with any of them. Would you like to explain why you don't see any middle ground between "throw the dead dog in a ditch - church starts in 15 minutes" and "let's fuck Fido?"

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      Lots of other familiar old Garycrap follows - I'm skipping the FOG stuff to save time tonight.

      "We ought to be medicated up on Jesus."

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      Another short verse - should be easy, right?

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      KJV: Whereby are given unto us exceeding great and precious promises:
      BGJ: Wherebaaaaah oh - are given unto us excellent - exceedingly in great and precious promises:

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      The governors are back on his shoulders again. I don't think Gary really planned to read two verses there, and the second one comes out very garbled, with a real "WTF have I gotten myself into" feeling.

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      Ooooh, scary. 🤖

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    • On 1/14/2021 at 11:30 PM, thoughtful said:


      This may be the guy he's talking about. He seems to think moderate republicans are actually rhinos, with an h (and horns?), and wants to go to DC to speak in Trump's defense.

      But it looks to me like he's been posting up a storm.


      ETA - his command of English reminds me of Gary's. It's not so much a "command" as a "timid suggestion."

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      Good grief.  It's not in his "spine" to "cowar"??  And "liers"??  Do they think they'll go to Hell if they learn to spell correctly?  

      The distressing thing is not that there are Garys in the world.  It's that there are so many of them.

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    • justmy2cents


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    • Perrierwithlemon


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