SAHD are like indoor cats
I have two indoor cats. Griffin is perfectly content to remain so and flees in fear from any open external door. Sham-Wow*, on the other hand, casually stalks the back door when we let the dogs in and out awaiting an opportunity to pop out into the real world and have an adventure.
After thwarting him again today I did what I often do and picked him up for a cuddle and I explained to him how I keep him inside because I love him so much I couldn't bear if anything happened to him.
That inside our home he is always safe...that he has yummy noms, cozy places to sleep, wonderful toys with which to play, protection from the elements, and a family who loves him more than he will ever know.
I told him how I worry about all the kitties who don't have such protections and have to worry about the dangers of the outside world. Dangers like cars, other animals who aren't as loving as his fuzzy siblings, evil humans, environmental hazards. I explained how lucky he is to be safe at home.
Apologies to the Arndts for using their phrase unintentionally and without irony.
As I was going over this for the 900th time, in my attempt to brainwash him, I realized there is very little difference between my cats and the SAHD of many of the families here.
Except my cats have it a little easier as having been neutered their romantic urges are curtailed (without their consent.)
Also my cats have never had to eat a meatless burrito or clean a ceiling fan.
*His given name is Seamus...we're a nick-namey family.
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