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Edens Year 11: The Return of the Sister-Mom

neurogirl

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Welcome back to 66 Goodbook Avenue! We've been away for a while, but now we're back with an eventful year 11 in the Eden saga. 

Leviticus began 2020 in a "bear phase" which is SEVERELY testing his fundie parents. (Though at least it's not a "unicorn phase" or something) Here, Eva experiences the trials of a large family as she tries to feed and dress her brood in time for church. It takes a good 2 hours plus one bear-less Leviticus in tears. 

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Ah what a beautiful Sunday at True Believer's Baptist Church. We are surely in store for an uplifting message of loving thy neighbors whom are destined for Hell :my_angel:

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The wholesome gang's all here (baby Ruth not pictured)...including Elsie and Cale! And Elsie has a SHOCKING UPDATE for the Edens...

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She's expecting!!!!! Eva is of course, WAY more pregnant with her 9TH BLESSING, and Elsie is only in her first trimester with her first *cough Jill* but what a SWEET SISTER BUMP PIC they took together! God is so good!!!

Eva and Adam also celebrated their 10th anniversary! "I just want to thank the Lord for his greatest blessing to me- my wonderful husband Adam. He works so hard for our family and leads us all closer to Lord. He's a great daddy and also not bad to look at! I thank the Lord for you honey and hope for many wonderful years together! -Eva" "Happy anniversary Eva! How many kids do we have now? -Adam"

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8 Adam. You have 8 children now.

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Just kidding Adam! You now have 9 children! Welcome to the world baby Samuel! We can't wait to see what the Lord has in store for you!

Precious baby Ruth aged up to an inquisitive toddler just in the nick of time. She and the next youngest, Judges, will probably be very good friends (both curious) until she has to be trained up as a lady. Enjoy childhood while it lasts Ruth! Come on, give us a smile!

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She's so precious. 

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Ohh! That looks like the face of a fundie who just found out she's been blessed by the Lord again! Get prepared for child 10 Adam! That should be an easy number to remember.

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A pregnant Elsie visited the Edens to celebrate Joshua's birthday! This angelic, forgotten toddler is now a good, forgotten 4 year-old. Happy birthday Joshua! Mommy and daddy love you so much, even if they don't know who you are!

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As a minor detail, some of the children went to the park and curious little Judges got to be king of his own world for a moment. Free Judges!

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But back to the main story, it was getting rough y'all. 9 kids and another on the way. Messes, fights, diapers, the inexorable piles of laundry...something had to be done. 

Congratulations Genesis! For your 11th birthday we got you...a toddler! That's right! Precious first-born Genesis is being promoted to sister-mom and given a buddy of her very own- little 1yr-old Ruth. This was earlier than intended of course, but Genesis is just so mature for her age. And she loves it too! Plus Mama Eva is just far too busy with unsafe diaper changes to have time for her second-youngest. (Or third. Or fourth. Or...)

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What a servant's heart you have Genesis!

Lastly, Leviticus' budding preacher's heart has been somewhat hampered by his latest fashion choices, but he's not letting that discourage him. 

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"Hey Billie- for no reason at all, what's your favorite kind of cake? Also if you don't come back to youth group we're going to have to pray for your soul" - Leviticus, probably

And that's a wrap on 2020/year 11. Everyone still gets to sleep at the same time, and there's only 4 children in each room, even if newly-minted sister-mom Genesis (age 11) is sharing with 1-yr old Ruth. They just insisted on sharing. How precious. Coming up in year 12- which Johnson sister will have their baby first and will Billie ever block Leviticus' number?! For now, Eden's out! 

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Jatalie1996

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Hmmm. Is there still time for Billie's soul to be saved in time to be a Godly little future helpmeet for Leviticus? ;) 

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neurogirl

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@Jatalie1996 Leviticus is only 9, so there might be time! I would love to see if that’s possible but Leviticus first needs to ditch the stupid bear suit!!!

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mango_fandango

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Out of all the kids I've played, fundie or not, the Bear phase has been the most common by far. Evelyn Smith is in a Loud phase currently, but that's not affecting her much except she shouts angrily sometimes. The autonomous action is "shout bad words" but I'm interpreting that as "I HATE FORNICATORS!" or whatever shite fundies spew. 

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neurogirl

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@WineGlass According to JRod's April 3 post (after going on about her 12 kids, 5 SEVERE miscarriages, and baby 13 on the way):

"We also enjoyed having my sister – Angie Hillegass- with her 7 children come visit us while we were there.  Angie was (at the time) about 4 1/2 months pregnant and I was over 8 months pregnant.  SPECIAL!!"

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DisgustedofHove

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I love the Edens too! Look forward to the next update, you really make it come alive with your narration.

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neurogirl

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Thanks friends! I was delayed because my grad school program is particularly busy atm, and I have some weekends away coming up, but it's nice to know that other people are snark-following the Edens! I may be slower but I hope to steadily see them to at least the end of Eva's fertile years! 

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WineGlass

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I want to see it at least until the children defect and go their own way. 

 

Because every story should have a happy ending. 

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