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Vex

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In the spirit of fundie oversharing about deeply personal matters, I just want to announce that I can now righteously fulfill my desires.

That means I can bone my husband.

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Destiny

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LOL! It only counts if we see video of the first kiss, and your former headship properly put you under the authority of your new headship.

Seriously, congratulations. I'm happy for you!

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WhatWouldJohnCrichtonDo?

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I'm trying not to wake my family as I laugh! Congratulations!

My dh and I loved saying "my wife" and "my husband" a lot the first few months of our marriage. It was just so fun and exciting to be all official! :) I'm sending you wishes for many, many happy years together. :romance-heartsmiley:

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Fascinated

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Congratulations, @Vex!  Where are our photos?????

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53 minutes ago, Fascinated said:

Congratulations, @Vex!  Where are our photos?????

I'm trying to find and destroy everyone's phones and my friend's camera. I am so photo shy it's insane. My husband looked awesome though, I promise  (:

Damn, I knew we were forgetting something. I should have asked the celebrant if it was cool for my dad to hand me over to my husband so I could be under his umbrella of protection. But yeah, sure, totally...the "first kiss" happened...really!

It hasn't quite sunk in yet that we're married but we do have some incredibly embarrassing marriage-related in jokes already.

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Fascinated

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It sounds fantastic!  You 'sound' really happy!!!  That's wonderful.

 

(But I still want pics.)

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      1 hour ago, Red Hair, Black Dress said:

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      9 minutes ago, thoughtful said:

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